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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

Commented on 3ad.jpg

>I had 3 lines

There was a third line?

Jun 28, 2014 at 10:53PM EDT

Commented on CR strikes again!

>people can’t draw stuff as a hobby and have to have everything they do be business quality

I thought he hopped off the ride due to “muh Twilicorn”? I guess it’s really true. You can leave the ride, but the ride never truly leaves you.

Jun 28, 2014 at 10:49PM EDT

Commented on L-lewd.

I never realized swallowing was a fetish until I stumbled across a youtube channel solely devoted to videos of women drinking liquids.

Jun 27, 2014 at 05:26PM EDT

Commented on Piece of Cake

Technically, she’ll still probably win since the shell still has to do it’s little loop animation and unless she’s being a douchebag and slowed to a crawl she’ll still cross before it hits her.

Jun 26, 2014 at 05:30PM EDT

Commented on 407.jpg

It kind of is, though. She was a writer and animator on a few other shows but never played a “vital” role in them. MLP is her first original work.

Jun 26, 2014 at 05:27PM EDT

Commented on 3f3.png

TL;DR: People whining about Twilicorn, including classic /mlp/ complaints like “it’s the Twilight Sparkle Show” and someone wishing Twilight had been thrown in jail for a year due to Lesson Zero.

Jun 26, 2014 at 05:25PM EDT

Commented on 56e.jpg

>still disliking Twilicorn
>posting a Deviantart-tier stamp about it
Even /mlp/’s accepted Our Glorious Purple Overlord. The sooner you do as well, the sooner you can embrace the hnnng that Her adorkable wings provide.

Jun 26, 2014 at 05:07PM EDT

Commented on We Will Harass Men

The study apparently originated from UN Women. After doing some digging, it appears UN Women has since deleted it from their website--making it impossible to view sample size, what the exact questions asked were, or what their definition of “sexual assault” was.

I think it would be prudent for the entry’s editor to delete that reference since there’s no longer a sauce for it.

Jun 25, 2014 at 05:01PM EDT

Commented on KFC Mistreatment Hoax

What’s that I hear? Is that the Internet Hate Machine starting to rev up?

Remember when journalism used to be an actual profession where reporters actually did research to verify what they were reporting, because I don’t.

Jun 25, 2014 at 04:46PM EDT

Commented on a91.png

I’ve seen some weird fetishes in my day but that one’s definitely the creepiest.

Jun 25, 2014 at 04:12PM EDT

Commented on 91e.png

I require a sauce of this for… uh… research purposes.

Jun 23, 2014 at 03:50PM EDT

Commented on 64e.png

Should have done one for the cancer that is Roundstable.

Jun 23, 2014 at 03:49PM EDT

Commented on b57.png

The small dip seen before the start of S4 is due to moot doubling the post timer from 30 seconds to sixty.

Jun 23, 2014 at 03:46PM EDT

Commented on fee.png

Once again, I have to question why Twilight would cover her breasts when ponies have no nudity taboo or why she was wearing panties as a pony.

Jun 22, 2014 at 04:45PM EDT

Commented on 783.jpg

Somebody’s butthurt England won’t be going to the Round of 16.

Jun 22, 2014 at 04:42PM EDT

Commented on c41.gif

Huh, that doesn’t seem very NSF--oh sweet mercy!

Jun 21, 2014 at 06:00PM EDT

Commented on He is going to do it...

>can wield all the elements
>is in a relationship with Celestia
>everyone but the designated villains like him
>sacrifices himself/something he cares dearly for

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go turn off my Mary Sue alarm. It’s getting quite loud.

Jun 21, 2014 at 05:58PM EDT

Commented on 0b9.png

The tags say it’s 1984 , the classic dystopian novel.

Jun 21, 2014 at 05:55PM EDT

Commented on 058.png

Evil Cadance? That’s the only real option since Twilight’s out of the picture.

Either that or it’s some bullshit OC.

Jun 19, 2014 at 09:08PM EDT

Commented on Islamic State (IS)

Islam is divided into two major religious factions--Sunnis and Shiites (think of it like the divide between Catholics and Protestants). I can’t say for certain, but I believe the divide comes from who “succeeded” Mohammad. Sunnis believe it was one guy, Shiites another.

What we’re seeing now is what Christianity saw in the 1600s--the two sides fighting each other in wars. Irag formerly had a Shiite government under Saddam Hussein, but Shiites were the minority in Iraq. Once ‘Merica came, the Sunnis, thanks to the joys of democracy, assumed control of the government, told the Shiites to suck it, and they did by joining ISIS. That’s why they’ve been able to steamroll through Iraq, the Shiites are giving them tact support.

Now, Iran--which is also Sunni--is planning on propping up the Iraqi government to keep the Shiites from taking control once more and extend their influence in the Middle East (as they apparently have a great deal of nostalgia for the Persian Empire).

Jun 17, 2014 at 07:01PM EDT

Commented on 774.png

That was an okay rape joke. Not the funniest one I heard.

Jun 16, 2014 at 05:22PM EDT

Commented on 45f.png

Neither the USPTO or the USCO have Hasbro registering the term “brony.”

Jun 15, 2014 at 05:58PM EDT

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