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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

Commented on Make a Wish

Silly, Kyubey. If anything, the CMC will only speed up heat death.

Apr 18, 2014 at 08:30PM EDT

Commented on 8b4.jpg

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Apr 18, 2014 at 08:27PM EDT

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You should know, Dash, that “x General” threads are notorious circlejerking hugboxes. If you want true /mlp/ cynicism, go to the episode spoiler threads, weekly “McCarthy’s a cunt” threads, or “If only Faust never left” threads. That’s where the bitterness is at its peak, and buzzwords like “hasdrone” and “mary sue” are flung around with reckless abandon.

Apr 18, 2014 at 08:24PM EDT

Commented on Creepy White Guys

I wonder what the reaction would be if someone started a “Creepy Black Men” blog…

Apr 17, 2014 at 06:34PM EDT

Commented on 36d.jpg

That’s why, kids, you should always practice genital hygiene. Otherwise, an out-of-focus eldrich abomination may take up residence in the place-where-the-sun-don’t-shine.

Apr 17, 2014 at 06:21AM EDT

Commented on 7bd.jpg

/mlp/ in a nutshell. Yes, not even the porn can compare to the whining.

Apr 17, 2014 at 06:19AM EDT

Commented on Fake or Real?

Real or fake, it made me cringe. Also,

>dat neckbeard

Apr 16, 2014 at 08:12PM EDT

Commented on #Aftersex

I sometimes wonder what DARPA thinks of what became of their ARPANET. Must be pretty depressing.

Apr 09, 2014 at 09:49PM EDT

Commented on 286.png

Ouch! I cut myself. That edge is really, really sharp.

Apr 09, 2014 at 09:07PM EDT

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>unbenowingly dripping fluids through the cafeteria

And this doesn’t have a NSFW tag because?

Apr 09, 2014 at 09:06PM EDT


>not posting a screenshot of the pdf to confirm the legitness

It just never ends. This ride’s gonna end up decapitating someone like that Six Flags one before we know it.

Apr 09, 2014 at 05:32AM EDT

Commented on 0a0.png

I think I know what Derpy’s fetish is.

Apr 07, 2014 at 08:05PM EDT

Commented on 465.png

>yfw this is, in all probability, part of a fetish

Apr 06, 2014 at 06:14AM EDT

Commented on fe4.png

According to the World Intellectual Property Organization, it is.

Apr 05, 2014 at 11:34PM EDT

Commented on d7a.jpg

That’s yesterday’s news, Twilight. I think you’d enjoy Pages of Harmony more. You are the main character of it, after all; trying to bring “harmony” to Equestria.

Apr 04, 2014 at 07:06PM EDT

Commented on 00a.jpg

>mfw Hasbro actually thinks teenage girls will watch this shit

Apr 04, 2014 at 07:03PM EDT

Commented on 2c4.png

And so, a new challenger rises from the depths to fight Emperor Lez for his throne.

Apr 04, 2014 at 06:59PM EDT

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