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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

Commented on GamerGate

>you rusty right-wing Nixon-trombonist
>putting-mayonnaise-on-dental-floss scumbag
>you sure as hell can’t out-debate me
My sides beat the ESA to the comet and have successfully attached themselves onto its surface.

Nov 12, 2014 at 05:23PM EST

Commented on Elevatorgate

>all these -gate articles
>the original watergate still doesn’t have its own article

Nov 11, 2014 at 02:55AM EST

Commented on GamerGate

>it genuinely makes me sad
Wait, I thought it was hilarious (in a tragic way)?

Nov 11, 2014 at 02:49AM EST

Commented on GamerGate

Actually, feminazis probably originated in the 70s with the whole “lets gendercide all males” and “let’s assassinate Andy Warhol” things.

Nov 11, 2014 at 02:06AM EST

Commented on GamerGate

I don’t know, I find it more metaphorical, myself.

Nov 11, 2014 at 02:03AM EST

Commented on Meme Elitism

And here I thought this article would simply redirect to the KYM Homepage.

Nov 10, 2014 at 01:17AM EST

Commented on GamerGate

So how much does Gawker pay? Is it per word or per post or do they have some sort of an hourly contract?

Or is it all >for free

Nov 10, 2014 at 12:49AM EST

Commented on GamerGate

Kudos to whoever did the fancy new Table of Contents.

Nov 08, 2014 at 12:19AM EST

Commented on David Kalac's 4chan Murder Confession

>would be attempting to taunt police into shooting him upon their arrival
>he had been taken into custody “without incident and cooperative”
Once again, OP failed to deliver (and save taxpayers some money).

Nov 06, 2014 at 04:53PM EST

Commented on 5e5.png

4. It’s an inflatable cactus Derpy bought because the last one she had died when she forgot to water it.

Nov 03, 2014 at 10:23PM EST

Commented on Shrekt

>because of a certain other word that begins with sh- and ends with -t

Oct 29, 2014 at 04:49PM EDT

Commented on Honey Boo Boo Child

>romantically involved with a man convicted of child molestation

>McDaniel’s victim has been identified as Anna Cardwell, Shannon’s eldest daughter
Jesus fucking Christ.

Oct 29, 2014 at 04:43PM EDT

Commented on Actually It's About Ethics

That’s a really convoluted joke, then. And one that is incredibly difficult to convey in images since rarely does one image accurately depict a villain’s motive (and thus allow a connection between the text and the image).

Then there’s the strawman element…

1/10. Standard internet trolling’s funnier.

Oct 27, 2014 at 12:09AM EDT

Commented on Actually It's About Ethics

>as a humorous response
That would imply it’s actually funny. Maybe it just flew over my head, but I’m not seeing the comedy. Is it supposed to be a juxtaposition? Satire? Strawman? What?

Oct 25, 2014 at 05:42PM EDT

Commented on Never forgetti

I remember that thread. My sides still haven’t reentered the atmosphere.

Oct 23, 2014 at 08:01PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

>SJW forum
If you mean the one here, that’s in Riff Raff, aka Shit KYM Says or KYM’s /b/ if you dislike plebbit.

In other words, they’re only pretending to be retarded.

Oct 23, 2014 at 01:07AM EDT

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