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Joined Jun 06, 2012 at 04:39AM EDT



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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

Commented on 6a1.gif

>those downvotes

You ableist scum.

Mar 31, 2014 at 05:19PM EDT

Commented on 563.jpeg

>Applejack’s completely missing, even from the art

My sides. What if Twilight’s turned into Stalin or something and has “purged” Applejack from the merch?

Mar 29, 2014 at 07:32PM EDT

Commented on In your dreams

Damn it, why hasn’t there been a clopfic like this yet?

Mar 28, 2014 at 04:20PM EDT

Commented on 75e.jpg

“Hitler did nothing wrong.”

--Lauren Faust, 2012

Mar 28, 2014 at 04:17PM EDT

Commented on 265.png

Technically, I don’t clop to stock vectors, but I digress.

Mar 28, 2014 at 04:15PM EDT

Commented on 5a0.png

>lol, cry moar n00b

I thought that was an Xbox Live player?

Mar 27, 2014 at 08:07PM EDT

Commented on 4be.jpg

>infograph with no citations or sources
>font that’s just barely legible
>several minutes in Paint

The quality of shitposting has dropped substantially over the months. Hopefully, one day a Martin Luther of shitposting will come along, post his glorious cited infograph with lush photoshopping that rustles many a jimmy, and spark a reformation of shitposting. Hopefully.

3/10. Eyes were rustled by the shit small font more than the jimmies were, who basked in the sunlight of US Fair Use Case Law and the fact that “damaging a brand” or “being creepy” is not in the US Code.

Mar 27, 2014 at 08:03PM EDT

Commented on dc4.png


It’s nice to know we’re loosening our broadcast standards and allowing more mature content onto the air waves so that children won’t be sheltered for too long.

Mar 27, 2014 at 07:56PM EDT

Commented on 56a.png

I think /mlp/‘s finally snapped. They’ve been so bitter and cynical, so tired of the shitstorms, have had so many rustled jimmies at Hasbro and Tumblr that they’re turning into Ponychan.

Mar 26, 2014 at 05:51PM EDT

Commented on 9fb.jpg

>dat /s/ /mlp/ porn
>not NSFWing it

That was great. Shame they didn’t beat /a/, especially after horsefucker’s hypest goal after stoppage time.

Mar 26, 2014 at 05:39PM EDT

Commented on 4ce.jpg

Unless this was a confession/circlejerk thread, I don’t see why everyone had that reaction. People joke about incest and rape all the time on 4chan and /mlp/. Why would this time be any different?

Mar 26, 2014 at 05:34PM EDT

Commented on 268.png

She’ll be back. The ride never ends, after all, and--sadly--even Tumblr SJWs are not exempted.

Mar 24, 2014 at 05:26PM EDT

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