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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

Commented on This one weird trick

They actually said she “won’t outlive her friends.” which can be seen as confirmation she’s not immortal, that they merely won’t show her outliving her friends in the show, or that they’ll all become immortal too.

May 24, 2014 at 11:08PM EDT

Commented on 076.jpg

I see Cracked has finally run out of things to list.

May 24, 2014 at 11:00PM EDT

Commented on Lesbean?

>turns 18
>what I’m I going to do?
>go online and read wikipedia for five hours

Being a Baptist sure is edgy.

May 23, 2014 at 12:17AM EDT

Commented on 289.jpg


I didn’t know /pol/ had a Tumblr blog.

May 21, 2014 at 07:12PM EDT

Commented on 867.png

God, I love evil!Twilight. I really hope they do an episode about one day.

May 21, 2014 at 07:10PM EDT

Commented on Soylent

>a variety of raw chemical powders

I always wondered how they listed it on the ingredients label.

May 20, 2014 at 07:37PM EDT

Commented on dc3.png

Now awaiting the “I don’t say this often enough, but I truly despise everything about you.” edit.

May 20, 2014 at 07:32PM EDT

Commented on ebb.jpg

I was going to make a joke about how it’s just a plastic light stick, but…
>dose tags
What the fuck?

May 20, 2014 at 07:29PM EDT

Commented on Autism

>I’m offended
>I’m insulted

Suck it up. You’re on the internet. The internet’s not a kind or sensitive place.

Fun fact: Did you know the terms “idiot,” “retard,” and “stupid” were all formerly medical terms for those with mental handicaps before they were re-appropriated to their modern meanings?

May 19, 2014 at 10:04PM EDT

Commented on Duct Tape

The funniest thing about duct tape is that it is, in fact, terrible for taping ducts and fails catastrophically.

May 17, 2014 at 08:18PM EDT

Commented on Playing Her Part: Part Two

Hey, it’s the return of the “Empress Twilight overpowers the princesses.”

…someone still needs to write that clopfic.

May 16, 2014 at 02:55AM EDT

Commented on I Don’t Forget

>wrote in a scripted line of dialogue

According to Jim Miller, “someone” added him to the script after the fact. Since McCarthy wrote it, she would have done it originally. There’s very few people who can alter scripts. One is the person who wrote it, the story editor/executive producer is another (who in this case also wrote it), and the third are the ones who sign DHX’s pay checks.

May 11, 2014 at 11:40PM EDT

Commented on well shit

>five more years
>three of those years will consist of waiting for new episodes

May 06, 2014 at 09:33PM EDT

Commented on bb2.jpg

Crap, my sides were not expecting this. They were totally blindsided.

May 06, 2014 at 05:49PM EDT

Commented on KnowYourMeme


>KnowYourMeme started in the November of 2009

May 05, 2014 at 07:13AM EDT

Commented on cee.jpg

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

May 05, 2014 at 06:41AM EDT

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