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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

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You almost got me, Lez. My jimmies were almost jammed and I nearly responded seriously. It’s a good thing I’ve built a tolerance toward the shitposting or this would have got me. I see after the last few coup attempts, you’ve finally starting stepping up your game.

8/10. Jimmies needed to take a bath, eat some chocolate, and wear a snuggie while relaxing next to the fireplace.

Apr 25, 2014 at 04:53PM EDT

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If your stomach starts saying “digest,” consult a physician immediately.

Apr 25, 2014 at 04:48PM EDT

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>incurable genetic disorder
>healthcare could fix it


Apr 22, 2014 at 10:10PM EDT

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Mrs Cake’s screwed. That shotgun shot’s not going to get stopped by an overturned table.

Apr 22, 2014 at 10:06PM EDT

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Now waiting for the edit that replaces “Community!” with “Endless Bitching!”

Apr 22, 2014 at 10:04PM EDT

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Alex, are you trying to kill Lez and overthrow his empire in a bloody coup?

Apr 19, 2014 at 06:31AM EDT

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>mention 9gag
>instant downvotes

Never change, KYM. Never change.

Apr 19, 2014 at 06:30AM EDT

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I never thought I’d see the day that someone’s body triggered my Uncanny Valley Warning Siren.

Apr 19, 2014 at 06:29AM EDT

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Silly, Kyubey. If anything, the CMC will only speed up heat death.

Apr 18, 2014 at 08:30PM EDT

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G̝̯̖͕̫̩̞̪̹͝͝i̡̨̛̖̝̦̖͎͓͎̦̫̦̯̯̜̱͙̫̕͡ͅḑ̡̭̦̣̜̲̱͉̥̜̳̼͍̩͜d̸̥͓͇͇̬͔̘͎͙̰͈y͍̬̗̯̘͎͙̩̻̼̣͡ ̛͜͢͏͙̬̦͓̫͚͚̰̳̯̱̘̬̜̤̪u̢̙͖̼͖͚̩͖̰̙̫̪͔̺̪̺͍̖̫͖͠p̵̼̥̦͖̟̥͘͢͞͝.̴̡̖̭̖̭̭̠

Apr 18, 2014 at 08:27PM EDT

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You should know, Dash, that “x General” threads are notorious circlejerking hugboxes. If you want true /mlp/ cynicism, go to the episode spoiler threads, weekly “McCarthy’s a cunt” threads, or “If only Faust never left” threads. That’s where the bitterness is at its peak, and buzzwords like “hasdrone” and “mary sue” are flung around with reckless abandon.

Apr 18, 2014 at 08:24PM EDT

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I wonder what the reaction would be if someone started a “Creepy Black Men” blog…

Apr 17, 2014 at 06:34PM EDT

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That’s why, kids, you should always practice genital hygiene. Otherwise, an out-of-focus eldrich abomination may take up residence in the place-where-the-sun-don’t-shine.

Apr 17, 2014 at 06:21AM EDT

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/mlp/ in a nutshell. Yes, not even the porn can compare to the whining.

Apr 17, 2014 at 06:19AM EDT

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Real or fake, it made me cringe. Also,

>dat neckbeard

Apr 16, 2014 at 08:12PM EDT

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I sometimes wonder what DARPA thinks of what became of their ARPANET. Must be pretty depressing.

Apr 09, 2014 at 09:49PM EDT

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Ouch! I cut myself. That edge is really, really sharp.

Apr 09, 2014 at 09:07PM EDT

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