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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.

I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.


Recent Activity

Commented on In your dreams

Damn it, why hasn’t there been a clopfic like this yet?

Mar 28, 2014 at 04:20PM EDT

Commented on 75e.jpg

“Hitler did nothing wrong.”

--Lauren Faust, 2012

Mar 28, 2014 at 04:17PM EDT

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Technically, I don’t clop to stock vectors, but I digress.

Mar 28, 2014 at 04:15PM EDT

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>lol, cry moar n00b

I thought that was an Xbox Live player?

Mar 27, 2014 at 08:07PM EDT

Commented on 4be.jpg

>infograph with no citations or sources
>font that’s just barely legible
>several minutes in Paint

The quality of shitposting has dropped substantially over the months. Hopefully, one day a Martin Luther of shitposting will come along, post his glorious cited infograph with lush photoshopping that rustles many a jimmy, and spark a reformation of shitposting. Hopefully.

3/10. Eyes were rustled by the shit small font more than the jimmies were, who basked in the sunlight of US Fair Use Case Law and the fact that “damaging a brand” or “being creepy” is not in the US Code.

Mar 27, 2014 at 08:03PM EDT

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It’s nice to know we’re loosening our broadcast standards and allowing more mature content onto the air waves so that children won’t be sheltered for too long.

Mar 27, 2014 at 07:56PM EDT

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I think /mlp/‘s finally snapped. They’ve been so bitter and cynical, so tired of the shitstorms, have had so many rustled jimmies at Hasbro and Tumblr that they’re turning into Ponychan.

Mar 26, 2014 at 05:51PM EDT

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>dat /s/ /mlp/ porn
>not NSFWing it

That was great. Shame they didn’t beat /a/, especially after horsefucker’s hypest goal after stoppage time.

Mar 26, 2014 at 05:39PM EDT

Commented on 4ce.jpg

Unless this was a confession/circlejerk thread, I don’t see why everyone had that reaction. People joke about incest and rape all the time on 4chan and /mlp/. Why would this time be any different?

Mar 26, 2014 at 05:34PM EDT

Commented on 268.png

She’ll be back. The ride never ends, after all, and--sadly--even Tumblr SJWs are not exempted.

Mar 24, 2014 at 05:26PM EDT

Commented on 634.gif

Wrong image gallery? Either that or we have some bad cgi gifs to look forward to in the season finale.

Mar 24, 2014 at 05:20PM EDT

Commented on Cease and Desist...AGAIN!? FOR WHAT?

1) That’s not a question. If I’ve been able to decipher it, then the answer would be “yes,” he did provide a link for donations--which does not violate copyright/trademark law as a “donation” wouldn’t be directly tied to the infringing product. He does do commissions--which are tied to the infringing product provided they include canon characters.

2) No. They don’t even have to legally comply with the C&D (which is just a letter from a lawyer). The only order they’d have to follow would be a court order. So long as they follow it, they’re perfectly fine. They have no more control over what other people do than Hasbro does and can’t be punished or sued for the actions of others.

3) From what I’ve gathered, the actual C&D was sent via Youtube PM, so they’re “real” identities haven’t been revealed yet. If a lawsuit were filed, then yes, the complaint would use they’re actual names, probably obtained via Youtube/Gmail or their ISP. It’s a moot point, though, as both ShadyVox and Jan already have their real names out there. ShadyVox as a VA, and Jan as an amateur animator.

Mar 24, 2014 at 05:17PM EDT

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I wonder if poorly drawn Paint spraypaint tool diarrhea counts as a “body fluid” and warrants deletion? We’ll soon find out.

Mar 23, 2014 at 03:08PM EDT

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Watch out, Lez. Someone’s trying to usurp your throne. I knew this day would happen eventually.

Mar 23, 2014 at 03:06PM EDT

Commented on 9bd.jpg

Oh god, the “absorption” theory’s gaining more and more traction.

Mar 23, 2014 at 05:42AM EDT

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