Joined Jun 06, 2012 at 04:39AM EDT
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I have a PhD in MLP Fanfiction from the University of Canterlot in Ann Arbor and have an Associates in TLK Fanfiction, and the Pokemon Arts.
I also write fanfics that get ruthlessly jossed by canon and make jokes no one gets.
>lion kills giraffe
Wow, nature in action.
>humans kill giraffe and feed it to lions
What the hell? Those motherfuckers!
I, too, am appalled that the Copenhagen Zoo grabbed children, physically restrained them, and forced them to watch as the giraffe was killed while the parents pleaded desperately for their children not be scarred for life by something they’d see on National Geographic/Discovery-when-they’re-airing-something-cool.
>sees art and DeviantART-style wall-o-text
My cringe senses are tingling.
Either shipping or friendzone feels is about to ensue.
To be fair, most media is ignorant of internet culture (remember the “van bomb” anonymous report?). They’re usually two to three years behind on reporting stuff. I know whenever there’s a report on cyberbullying, they’ll invariably awkwardly spend forty-five seconds trying to explain what a “troll” is.
>the very first boy pony
Gen 1 ponies confirmed for asexual reproduction.
>you have to blindly accept everything and can’t criticize parts of the show you dislike
Also, you’re daily reminder that “love and tolerate” was an anti-trolling device and was never meant to be taken literally. And if you want to practice “love and tolerate,” why aren’t you tolerating people’s dislike of canon romance? Tolerance is a two-way street, after all.
You cis-gendered misogynist. You’ve just been brainwashed by the oppressive Patriarchal system.
>thereby hoping to provoke angry responses from the feminist blogosphere.
>implying they’d get angry
>implying they wouldn’t embrace it
I think /b/’s underestimating the power of Tumblr feminists.
I’d laugh so hard if this caught on as the next “thing,” and then I’d cry that humanity could be so stupid.
Twinkie defense for the 21st century
>Boyd, ironically, announced only days before Couch’s fatal joyride that she would not seek re-election and would retire when her term ends in December 2014.
Fuck… there goes that option. Looks like impeachment’s the only option.
>implying that’ll ever happen
Whelp, there goes my cynicism. It seems to grow bigger every day…
Meh, played it straight. Having them frolic around merrily would have been funnier.
Roughly one out of every three people on Earth have seen that video.
>front page of Reddit
Is it me, or is Reddit trying to become a caricature of itself?
Creationist reporting in.
I’m just here to see how big of a shitstorm this kicked up. Looks pretty impressive.
My jimmies have been hermetically sealed in an aluminum alloy container filled with a frictionless gel. The entire thing has been supercooled to absolute zero to ensure it is scientifically impossible for a rustling to occur.
That reminds me, did he ever continue that comic? I remember he did the prologue and then it just kind of stopped.
Does this look like a face of mercy?
>Japan has a higher percentage of pony than Finland
I find that amusing for some reason. Like Finland considers anime more serious business than Japan does.
I’m not really understanding the picture. The comment is fairly even and well-thought out. There’s nothing autismal (it’s a meme, sorry) or cringy about it. I guess the pic’s a little out of place, but its not really worth screencapping and cropping in Paint.
1/10. Jimmies are confused instead of rustled.
Lez, you need to step it up before a Brand New Member comes in and dethrones you as Emperor of Jimmies in a bloody coup that kills thousands and sets the Image Gallery back decades.
Actually, I’m conservative, not liberal.
>a team of court-appointed medical scientists concluded that there aren’t [sic] enough evidence to support a case and no criminal charges were ever filed against Allen.
That’s all I needed to know.
Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat.
I love happenings.
Also, that Rarity brushable is fan-made. The Fluttercorn one, on the other hand…