Xydexx Squeakypony


Location: Bornhausen, Germany

Joined Feb 12, 2010 at 04:55PM EST



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Xydexx is a mostly-harmless weirdo who rides around on his weirdo bike and plays an inflatable unicorn character on the internet. The most surprising thing about Xydexx is that he sold his sense of humor for some magic beans in 2001 and now takes everything seriously, and the only people who take things more seriously than Xydexx are people who think Xydexx takes everything seriously. It’s like one big Moebius strip of irony, covered in jam and rolling down a hill like an out-of-control marsupial-filled popcorn machine. I saw it in a movie once. Xydexx is also one of those furries you’ve heard so much about. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (And really, you have to wonder how the people who have problems with furries ever manage to browse the internets… because furries make everything better and furries make the internets go.)


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Commented on Xydexx Squeakypony's wall

Batshit people hate on me, but I’ve realized the only thing I can do about that is continue being more awesome than them.

So I will. -:)

Jan 06, 2013 at 08:31PM EST

Commented on Furries

You’re probably thinking of Sarah Jesson’s YouTube video claiming furries live out in the woods and dig holes and pick berries or somesuch. Classic. It had a good close-up of her nostril IIRC.

Dec 17, 2010 at 12:25PM EST

Uploaded an image to Furries.

Dec 17, 2010 at 12:10PM EST

Uploaded an image to Furries.

Nov 17, 2010 at 11:18PM EST

Uploaded an image to Furries.

Nov 17, 2010 at 11:13PM EST

Commented on Furries

Nah, the real problem is when trolls constantly bitch and whine and moan about furries. Pretty much everyone on the internet is tired of hearing about it at this point.

Oct 15, 2010 at 02:08PM EDT

Uploaded an image to Furries.

Oct 15, 2010 at 02:04PM EDT

Commented on Furries

Y’know, the funny thing about flamewars is how nobody notices you’re not participating in them.

(TL;DR: There’s a flamewar here?)

Aug 10, 2010 at 08:25PM EDT

Commented on Furries

The reason the bad apples stand out is because they’re the exception, not the rule. Or maybe it’s the sort of crowd one hangs out with---at least that’s been my experience over the years. I don’t hang around with asshats, and I’ve found they’re few and far between in this fandom. The good definitely outweigh the bad. YMMV.

The stereotype sucks, yeah, but like most stereotypes it’s based on ignorance. So it says more about them than it does about you.

Aug 10, 2010 at 02:22PM EDT

Commented on Furries

I dunno, I kinda think it’s the ones whining about how much they hate furries who really need to grow up. They’re constantly flipping out over what is---at its core---a fandom for cartoon animals. Some folks say it’s just a joke, but that excuse is wearing a bit thin, y’know?

I mean, if if was a joke, it should at least be funny, right? Instead these comedy geniuses just parrot the same old “yiff in hell” line because none of them are willing to raise the bar.

Given the absence of any other evidence, we can can conclude furry-haters have some serious self-esteem issues. The problem ain’t on this end. -:)

Aug 10, 2010 at 12:55PM EDT

Commented on Furries

It’s kinda funny how easily folks like cjb wig out about me. -:)

But truth be known, what folks say about furries says more about them than it does about furries.

(Seriously. I dunno how the endless parroting of “yiff in hell” is supposed to be offensive… to me it just shows a sort of inability to come up with new material. I mean, didn’t ragging on furries become old hat in like 2001? Yes. Yes it did.)

Aug 02, 2010 at 09:10AM EDT

Commented on Watcher's wall

Hi there.

I couldn’t help but notice cjb’s taken the initiative to instigate trouble by spreading rumors and misinformation about me on this site.

I don’t know who he is or what his problem is exactly, but I really don’t think I’m the one you should be worried about trolling anything.

I’m not recommending he be permabanned or anything, just giving you a heads-up. If he gets this bent out of shape over my mere existence on this site, odds are pretty good he’ll try to provoke things further.


Feb 25, 2010 at 01:55AM EST

Uploaded an image to Furries.

Feb 12, 2010 at 05:05PM EST

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