Joined Apr 29, 2011 at 06:45PM EDT
“And that, son, is how babies are made.”
This sent me into a fap recession.
I just-… I can’t even-…
“Master…? Do you even yoga?”
STFU and GTFO.
I, for one, appreciate the gyrations of her torso. Keeps the plot alive.
We’ve all seen enough hentai to know where this is going…
Flight of the Bacon
National Lampoons Loaded Bacon I
The Nightmare Before Bacon
Beverly Hills Bacon
War Of The Bacon
Dances With Bacon
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bacon
The Hills Have Bacon
Wilford Brimley would like to discuss something with you.
Merd ferm the fernest erv bearns. herherher
Dat voice. They don’t need the cops, they need an exorcist.
’Tis my great pleasure to enlighten the interwebs. Let us now quaff a frothy beverage and toast to the longevity of worthy conversations! toast toast :-D
Yes. Yes, it would.
At least her legs are QWOPerating…
If you were offended by this commercial, you need to practice holding your breath for around 5 to 7 minutes…
My nuts are stuck in the toilet.
Sometimes you’ve just gotta rustle your own jimmies.
At first I thought, “WTF?! This dude is insane.”
Then I realized, “Ummm… I’m still watching this…”
What am I doing with my life?
Aaaaand I’ve reached the end of the internet. Where do I go from here? What do I do? What is that creepy, blinding orb in the upper bluish part of the scene beyond those glass panels?
I suffer from Resting Asshole Face, whenever I’m deep in thought or firmly focused upon a task. Even as I sit here, probing the dark recesses of my mind for the right words to say, my face has “asshole” written all over it. I may look like an asshole, but I’m not.
Nice, but I’m still a firm believer in “if you haven’t seen the nipple, you haven’t seen the plot”.
“I take no pleasure in your demise. It is but a means to an end. Now, stop flailing, that we may be done with this.” – Hitmonkey
This is why cat’s will rule the world.
Make peace with your furry overlords, before it’s too late.