Z33k Zmorphod

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Location: Pl0xville

Joined Apr 29, 2011 at 06:45PM EDT



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Powerword: kill.

Recent Activity

Commented on b9b.gif

“And that, son, is how babies are made.”

Sep 23, 2013 at 12:07PM EDT

Commented on c14.gif

“Master…? Do you even yoga?”

Sep 06, 2013 at 02:45PM EDT

Commented on b6a.gif

Dear Self,



Sep 05, 2013 at 12:09PM EDT

Commented on 353.gif

I, for one, appreciate the gyrations of her torso. Keeps the plot alive.

Sep 04, 2013 at 12:27PM EDT

Commented on b6b.gif

We’ve all seen enough hentai to know where this is going…

Aug 26, 2013 at 07:54PM EDT

Commented on EMT's One Word Replace Meme

Lethal Bacon
Flight of the Bacon
National Lampoons Loaded Bacon I
The Nightmare Before Bacon
Beverly Hills Bacon
Enemy Bacon
War Of The Bacon
Dances With Bacon
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bacon
Pure Bacon
Dirty Bacon
The Hills Have Bacon

Aug 15, 2013 at 02:17PM EDT

Commented on 0c0.jpg

Merd ferm the fernest erv bearns. herherher

Aug 15, 2013 at 01:19PM EDT

Commented on Interracial Cheerios Commercial

’Tis my great pleasure to enlighten the interwebs. Let us now quaff a frothy beverage and toast to the longevity of worthy conversations! toast toast :-D

Jul 30, 2013 at 01:45PM EDT

Commented on d58.gif

At least her legs are QWOPerating…

Jul 22, 2013 at 01:09PM EDT

Commented on b44.gif

Instructions unclear.

My nuts are stuck in the toilet.

Jul 10, 2013 at 12:53PM EDT

Commented on cfc.gif

Sometimes you’ve just gotta rustle your own jimmies.

Jul 09, 2013 at 11:10AM EDT

Commented on Kim Beom screams at yellow paint

At first I thought, “WTF?! This dude is insane.”

Then I realized, “Ummm… I’m still watching this…”

What am I doing with my life?

Jun 27, 2013 at 02:01PM EDT

Commented on "Like & Subscribe"

Aaaaand I’ve reached the end of the internet. Where do I go from here? What do I do? What is that creepy, blinding orb in the upper bluish part of the scene beyond those glass panels?

Jun 21, 2013 at 07:32PM EDT

Commented on Bitchy Resting Face

I suffer from Resting Asshole Face, whenever I’m deep in thought or firmly focused upon a task. Even as I sit here, probing the dark recesses of my mind for the right words to say, my face has “asshole” written all over it. I may look like an asshole, but I’m not.

Jun 11, 2013 at 07:02PM EDT

Commented on I Watch It For The Plot

Nice, but I’m still a firm believer in “if you haven’t seen the nipple, you haven’t seen the plot”.

Jun 05, 2013 at 10:36AM EDT

Commented on 1b7.jpg

“I take no pleasure in your demise. It is but a means to an end. Now, stop flailing, that we may be done with this.” – Hitmonkey

Jun 04, 2013 at 11:54AM EDT

Commented on 18e.gif

This is why cat’s will rule the world.

Make peace with your furry overlords, before it’s too late.

Jun 04, 2013 at 11:50AM EDT

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