Joined Dec 03, 2011 at 02:58AM EST
Are you kidding? That’s good luck.
I know a guy who is like a real life Bad Luck Brian. He’s a massive Halo fan, so he’d pre-ordered Halo:Reach, and two weeks before the release he found out that he was going to Vietnam on the day of the release, where he got really nasty food poisoning, when he returned to play it, his TV broke after ten minutes, it was several weeks before he got a replacement, during this time, he had the whole story ruined for him, and due to his impatience, played half the game with only half a screen. Also, he shit his pants while in Vietnam.
I prefer theory B; a meme just seems so much better if its origins are untraceable
I used to be neutral towards FunnyJunk. But since they attacked The Oatmeal, they can all go choke on a chode.
I was so paranoid about this happening, I would go to the settings and turn the speakers off.
Honey badger ate the edge.
I thought this guy WAS Quentin Tarantino
Some moron said that My Little Pony was crap because it couldn’t beat Adventure Time, but that’s like saying Spiderman sucks because he can’t beat The Hulk in an arm wrestle. No-one can beat Adventure Time; it’s a fact of life.
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I bet that the people who came up with that line are shaking their heads in regret