The Onion - New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever

"Marijuana Study Proves Your Worst Fears"

Oooooh fuckin' really now? Let's see it then.

"The Onion reports tha-"

Oh, the Onion?

Ah, alright then, carry on. popcorn

P.S For those of you that don't know about The Onion, they're a satirical news agency. They spout bullshit on purpose for shits and giggles. But hey, at least they're just doing it for a laugh, unlike Fox, where they, well, don't do it for laughs. And end up hurting people on purpose.

Though, then again, there are some people that believe what The Onion say, which is a shame, but hey.

Im sorry to hear you take the news in such an irrespectful and skeptic manner, is obvious you are high and not making any sense…