Two choosing beggars in the following collection.

15 'Choosing Beggars' To Introduce You To The Karens Of The Younger Generation

The subreddit /r/ChoosingBeggars is guaranteed to make you lose a little more faith in humanity — if you still had some left to begin with. A lot of us don't. People like this give us a clear reason to expect very little from those around us, and /r/Choosing Beggars is full of the funniest and most awkward demands others have wholeheartedly expected from the rest of us. This subreddit is full of entitled people's desires and completely unreasonable requests, captured for all to see. These people believe they deserve better than what's literally being handed to them for free, and they want you to know it.

From technologically skilled Karens to neighbors that want you to get better wifi so they can continue to steal it at higher speeds, choosing beggars are way too choosy to blend in with a civilized society. Caught everywhere from text messages to Facebook Marketplace, here are some of our favorite beggars that really shouldn't be choosers.

"She's Crying Now"

(Source: Reddit)

Shout-Out for Artwork

Do you do art 3:44 PM If you don't mind I would like a logo and banner made. Something similar what I have now. I want a colour blue Ireland culture cartoony/animed.if you can do that for me I will shout out you and follow you 3:48 PM You accepted the request You'll shout me out to all 57 of your followers? Awesome! 4:53 PM / Hey, how about instead of a shout-out you pay me my going rate for promotional artwork? 4:57 PM / Sorry can't do bye 4:58 PM

(Source: Reddit)

Build The Shop, and You'll Get Shop Credit

ZA 2A Tactical, LLC TACTICAL 23m *** Serious shop credit potential! *** Looking for someone to do the following for SHOP CREDIT: Clear the roughly 4-5 acres for the lot to build Bring in a thousand yards of fill and compact Build the septic and well system to proper specs Construct the 100' x 60' two story steel building Build out the entire interior of the steel building (walls, rooms, electrical, plumbing etc.) Lay down, pave and mark entire parking lot Do all landscaping And I'm sure I (Rob) left a few things out Would be happy to compensate you GENEROUSLY in shop credit if you can do all of the things above. Please contact ASAP, we are on a tight timeline. Thanks! -Rob 10 6 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment A Share

(Source: Reddit)

What's Number 3?

Aubrey Huff O @aubrey_huff Now hiring help for my new apparel line. Must meet this criteria: 1. Must be pro America. 2. Must be female. 4. Must be fit, & hot. 5. Must be smart. 6. Must be at least a C-cup. 7. Must make lunch. 8. Must live in the San Diego area. Alpha American Apparel alphaamerican.com APPAREL 1:57 PM 5/17/21 · Twitter for iPhone GRICAN ALPHA

(Source: Reddit)

9 Years of Experience Required for "Low Pay but Rewarding" Job

NOW NOW HIRING HIRING CHEFS! LOOKING FOR A LOW PAYING BUT REWARDING CAREER? APPLY TO THE BEST KITCHEN IN THE CHEFS! SOUTH! 4 year degree and masters degree of culinary arts with 5 years of experience is preferred, but not required APPLY NOW INSIDE

(Source: Reddit)

The Event Is at a Church

8:02 1 Julie's Post 15h · O Are you a local band that would love to have more exposure??? Want to play a free gig with unlimited tips? Large private event on the evening of July 3rd. PM if interested POP ROCK O Like Comment A Share

(Source: Reddit)

Godfather Demands

= Mirror Man refuses to be godfather to his best friend's child due to 'ridiculous' list of demands So it came as no great shock when the man was asked to be godfather to the couple's expected child, and the man was thrilled to ассept. But then he was stunned when an envelope was delivered containing a legally binding contract and a long list of demands - including that the man become Catholic and gift the child nearly £18,000.

(Source: Reddit)

Want a Full-Time Job for $20 Per Day?

A Classifieds ... 4m · E We're looking for someone to watch our 9yo son. Must have your own vehicle. Must be reliable. Must take Covid-19 seriously. Must be active and take him adventuring sometimes, he's an active boy. (Swimming, biking, hiking, to parks, etc.) If you're watching him in our home, we have a cat. (In case you're allergic) He's very self-sufficient so l'm not wanting to pay much more than $4/hr. (That's what I've paid in the past, and I currently pay $20/DAY until 5, then every hour after 5 is another $5/h.. Which would be AMAZING to keep it that way) First day needed: July 20 Until the end of August, hours would be: Monday 7-6 Tuesday 8-5 Wednesday 7-6 Thursday 8-5/6 Friday 8-4 At the end of August, the hours will be more like Monday- Friday 8-5

(Source: Reddt)

What a Great Guy

$450 Wicker Park- seeking female roommate Close to blue line, pretty much brand new condo. THree decks including a private roof deck. Blocks away from Blue line, North ave bus, and Western Ave bus. I dont really need a roommate, but i would like a girl to live here. Dont worry about being messy or whatever, i have a cleaning lady come twice a month. Drinks fine. No smoking as i just quit. You can do whatever drugs you want in your room. If their good, you need to share... hahahah. Im a professional and barely even here. Male, in good shape. 27 years old. I have everything, tv, stereo, food processor, crock pot, good knives. all you need is a bed and bedroom furniture. Rent is $450.00 including utilites if you are AVERAGE looking meaning a 6 out of 10. Each point up towards 10, you can subtract $100.00. So if you think you are a 7, $350, 10- you pay $50.00. Same thing if it goes the other way. If you are a 1 or something, be ready to fork up $950 a month. I will obviously be the judge. If you want we can also pick three people off the street and get the average of the three. Oh, and the rent can change month to month (i.e. you sit around and eat doritoes with french onion dip everyday and gain 30 pounds, you better be ready to fork over some dollars). How great of a person you are or your personality will have no bearing on your score. btw, no parties, not a lot of guests unless you are a 7 or above and your guests are equal or better females. good luck.

(Source: Reddit)

Horse Lady Wants $80,000 Off

GARAGE DOOR TECHS Group post by 2 minutes ago Lady wants about 90k worth of doors on a horse barn... She believes it's only worth 10k and says it'll be an advertising showcase for my business, so she should get 80k off her total (I hadn't even put anything in writing yet, white ribbed vinyl back doors). I hope she loses my numbe... O You and 3 others 4 Comments Haha Comment Send

(Source: Reddit)

Nice Try

(Source: Reddit)

There Are Fewer Rules in Prison

ROGERS HD IEall 40 5:54 E Posts 1 Bed 1 Bath - House Coin laundry available in the basement for tenants. Shower timer set to 2.5 minutes MAX and "cool down" time set to 1 hour. Sharing is caring. Absolutely NO cooking or vehicle washing. Toilet flushes limited to 2 a day, all taps are usage metered. Surpassing limits will ensure higher utility costs end of month. Grade A+ Tenants ONLY. First and last, and back dated cheques for 1 years up front. NO GUESTS PERMITTED, EVICTIONS CAN OCCUR WITHOUT NOTICE. To post and comment, join Hamilton ON Buy sell. Join & reddit

(Source: Reddit)

Hmmm

A Reminder Every Two Days for Free Stuff

Thomas Friends, I really love to help you. But not with PMs like this. I am a software beginner and I am struggling to survive I will be happy to get a response from you My requests: 1) I need a linux laptop 2) A UPS 3) A desktop screen 4) If you have an advice for me on how I can better improve, I will be happy to listen to you 5) A link on how get a good remote job I will be dropping a reminder Once every 2 days | Thanks in advance 4:05

(Source: Reddit)

When the Steakhouse Doesn't Give You Free Drinks and Dessert

1:05 1 LTE ( Search Rococo Steak Ellie R. 20 O 1 0 1 month ago The food was great, but when you are paying that much money for a dinner, you expect incredible service. Our service was very poor. We were celebrating getting engaged that exact night and were not celebrated with an offer of champagne or even a dessert. Only go here if you want to blow a bunch of money and be treated worse than the local bar and grill. Useful 0 e Funny 0 Cool 0

(Source: Reddit)




Comments (0)

Display Comments

Additional comments have been disabled.


Namaste! You must login or signup first!