Two horrible life pro tips in the following collection.

15 So-Called 'Life Pro Tips' You Probably Shouldn't Listen To

It probably goes without saying that so-called "life pro tips" from random internet users should be ignored. While they're trendy, they rarely contain any insight worth doing. Often, what they suggest is not something you should do at all, simply because it'll be a waste of time or not really work. Though we'll admit that, occasionally, they suggest things so ridiculous that we can't help but laugh.

LPT, as they're known, don't all come from reliable sources, not to mention they're usually hilariously idiotic, so it was only a matter of time before people started suggesting things that could easily get us arrested or cast out from every social circle. Sometimes, they're just fun jokes, too, but like I said, please don't take any of these seriously, because we're not taking on any responsibility for how badly these things would turn out if you dare to actually attempt them. Take a look at some of the most memorable bits of advice that make absolutely terrible pro tips.

Daylight Savings Tips

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Good Advice, IDK Though

After i give advice, i always end my sentence with "idk tho" so you can never say i ruined your life

Worst Side Quests Ever

YAEL @elle91 Instead of calling it a "to do" list I've started writing "side quests" at the top to make it seem more fun and interesting and boy has that not worked at all.

How to Save the Lives of the Elderly

Viorica Marian @VioricaMarian1 T once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.

How to Run a Marathon

jon drake @DrakeGatsby A lot of people don't realize you can usually go the day after a marathon and just drive the route. Very similar experience but way easier

And? What's Your Point?

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Add Orange Juice to Your Laundry

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Can't See How This Could Go Wrong

Brady Holmer @B_Holmer Pro tip: you should be setting an alarm every ~90 minutes during the night to wake up and hydrate. At least 20oz each time. 16:25 · 02 Nov 21 · Twitter Web App

Thanks, Calvin

A LITTLE RUDENESS AND DISRESPECT CAN ELEVATE A MEANINGLESS INTERACTION TO A BATTLE OF WILLS AND ADD DRAMA TO AN OTHERWISE DULL DAY.

Stay Healthy

Eating 3 pizzas a day is more healthy for you than being dead

Poor Kids

don't punish your child by taking their online games away, log onto their games and get them banned

How to Become a Millionaire

thats-tea A man made up random bills, and just sent them over to Facebook and Google. Facebook and Google, not caring, paid those bills thinking they were just random bills they. had to pay. He stole around $122million.

Don't Marry, Just Watch Predator

Marriage not as good as 'Predator', say men 01-03-10 MARRYING a woman who shares your hopes and dreams is still nowhere near as good as Predator, according to a new survey. A poll of husbands for Bride magazine found that 80% rated the Schwarzenegger epic had higher levels of excitement and intellectual stimulation than a lifetime commitment to some woman.

Betray Your Partner to Learn More About Them

Mūmbi Wa Mbūī @MbuiMumbi Dear Men, Take your 21 days leave from work. Go home and tell your woman that you lost your job. Explain further that there was some loss and you had to use your savings to settle. Spend the next 14 days observing how you are treated at home and discover who you married 7:49 am - 18 Oct 21 Twitter Web App 1,120 Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 3,389 Likes ...




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