Two example posts and memes from the @yeahthatdefinitelyhappened Instagram account.

15 Cringeworthy Social Media Stories That 'Definitely' Happened

We all love a well-told lie, but by that same logic, who doesn't love a terribly-told lie? Sometimes bad lies can be so bad they're hilarious. From completely impractical stories to an anecdote that ends with everyone else clapping, there's just no way to believe any of these stories are real. And while the average computer user doesn't need to have an IQ far above room temperature to post on social media, none of us will buy into what these people are selling.

Many of us have lied on social media at one point or another, but we've never made a false claim quite as bold as these, and we can be proud of that. We have better social skills than these poor people, though we have to say they definitely brought the mockery upon themselves by posting these. One Instagram account holds thousands of these works of sub-par art. Here are 20 of the finest, handpicked cringeworthy posts from @yeahthatdefinitelyhappened to jazz up your day.

I Received an Applause

Jan 4, 2017 at 1:03pm · 8 My English teacher wrote part of a poem I wrote on the board today, which honestly surprised me. She had the students guess who wrote it and most of the answers were "the president" or "Shakespeare". When my teacher revealed that it was I who wrote it, received an applause.

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Someone Ask Gerard Way if This Happened

So one time my brother had to stay home to babysit me (when I was like five) instead of going to a concert. So he took me along to the concert and I didn't have the tickets or VIP passes but the guards were just like 'Idc you're like five' so we were backstage the whole concert bc of the mosh pit and when the people came off stage I started to!cry bc they looked scary and the lead singer picked me up and started humming a tune to calm me down and that's the story of how I met my Chemical Romance and Gerard way picked me up and hummed 'skylines and turnstiles'

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He Tallied 135!

4 mins t The average IQ during adulthood is between 95-105; when tested at age 5 I tallied 136. Let that sink in before you have the audacity, nay, the shameless, unadulterated gall to call into question my capacity for knowledge or understanding. #NoMoralHighRoadToday Comment Share

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Turns Out Eleven is Real

True story: I was rushing to work and at the last second Il'd almost forgotten the most essential part of this costume, so I went in Stop & Shop in full costume (and in character, of course), and went straight to the refrigerated section to buy Eggo's. Never seen more head-turns in my life! This woman's jaw dropped and she kept staring, so I looked her in the eyes and said, "Mouth-breather", and walked away.

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Hmmm I Smell Cap

I got polio from the vaccine and was paralyzed from the waist down. Parents should do their own research and take the time to weed out dangerous , unnecessary vaccines because their doctors do not have the knowledge or the time to do so . 5 hrs Like Reply More Is that so? Because you're standing up in about 5 of your facebook photos. 3 hrs Like Reply More

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Sounds Plausible

I am addicted to the family tree app! I was able to follow my direct descendant line back 102 generations all the way to Adam and Eve! I also found my ancestors correlation to Jesus Like ל1 Comment Share 9

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A Super Legitimate Cleaning Lady

i was in my room and someone knocked on the door so i screamed "WHAT" very viciously because i was watching spn and this very handsome guy walks in with a vacuum and hes like "im ur cleaning lady im here to clean 0OH IS THAT SUPERNATURAL" and he just drops the vacuum and sits on my bed and now we're watching spn together what do i do let him watch He called himself your cleaning lady Кеep him

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Two Hops This Time

ten-and-donna: dustbats: I'm on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I'm driving-like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said "to the left," and I just mumbled "take it back now y'all" and hit the pothole straight on Literally crying

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Starbucks Coffee Is WEAK

Me at the Starbucks inside of Target: Me: Yeah, add 2 extra shots to the latte, please. Barista: ..what? Me: 2 extra shots. Barista: Are you sure? Our lattes are already quite strong. Me: Oh, just the opposite. Starbucks isn't strong at all. Y'all have burnt beans. The darker the bean, the less caffeine from the bean itself. Your coffee is actually quite weak. I'm also a SAHM mom of 2. So please load that sucker up with 2 extra shots of espresso so that it tastes somewhat decent; as I do not have the time to go to a real coffee brewery today. Barista: Oh, umm, okay. That'll be $5.87 Me:

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This Actually Happened

Paul Joseph Watson O @PrisonPlanet In a pub. My mate literally just said the word "Breitbart" and the leftist on the next table bolted, screaming as he left. Never seen a triggering so instantaneous. 6:59 · 20 Apr. 19 · Twitter for iPhone 1,913 Retweets 11.8K Likes Paul Joseph Watson O @Prison... · 3h v Imagine my enjoyment reading all these responses but still knowing that it actually happened. O 167 27 69 1,086

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Britney Spears Saved This Relationship

My boyfiriend dumped me because he thinks Im trouble so Tplayed Toxic from Britney Spears at full volume and danced to the beat and he changed his mind and said he wants the trouble and loves me.

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A Real Life Tooth Gobblin'

slab-o-meat my roommate found a bag with a tooth at the bar one time and was showing people and a guy said he'd buy the tooth for 100$ and soon as it was in his hand he popped it in his mouth and crunched it up and swallowed it and told him that if he had any other teeth he wanted them

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… Believable

Follow I just moved to a new neighborhood & introduced myself to the queer barista by telling him "hi l'm new here & can't find my menstrual cup so i'm bleeding everywhere" & he said "ooo I love it! this neighborhood needs more personality" and handed me a free muffin. IS THIS HEAVEN??? 6:53 PM - 2 Apr 2019

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Loud and Proud, Baby!

Y'all I have NEVER approved of my children cussing, but tonight I high-fived my 4 year old for doing so! In the middle of self checkout at Walmart, my girls were saying the Pledge of Allegiance and singing God Bless America the man across from me demanded my children to stop singing that because he was offended! After a few choice words I said my children can sing that song as loud and proud as they wanted! Then, my 4 year old proceeded to say "Yeah A**hole!" as she placed her hand over her heart and SANG LOUDER! Needless to say, he walked out as a few people clapped for my 4 year old. #ThatsMyGirl #LoudAndProudToBeAnAmerican

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This Is So Sad, Alexa Play "Moonlight" by XXXTentacion

Swipe 1:41 2:02 [ Mix - XXXTENTACION - I don't let go (Audi. YouTube 3 weeks ago My teacher asked me why I was listening to this song and I said "he represents my emotion" she asked me what I meant I went to her cabinet punched it and made a dent I said" this is me on a bad day" and then I walk over to the door open it and say "this is me on a happy day" then shut the door and walked home 15 目6

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