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Recently you may have seen the KYM fanfic created by Foxy Corisa. Surely you thought it was the best read you've had in a while, yes? But it brings up a problem. There's next to no fan-fictions about KYM. Let's fix that.

There will be ten chapters. This is where the Kollective comes in. One person each will claim a chapter to write. The first person will write their chapter. When they are done, they will post it and the next person can start on their chapter. When all ten chapters are complete, the whole story wil be compiled for all to see.

The rules:

1. This is a story about KYM. Try to include as many users and/or obnoxious in-jokes as possible.
2. You can make this raunchy, I don't care.
3. Don't start a chapter before the last person has posted theirs. I won't kick you out if you do, but your work will be disregarded. Just be patient.
4. Even if you're a shit writer, try your best.
5. Five paragraphs is a minimum per chapter, although longer is always better.

Who's doing what and have they done it yet

Now let the rubbish commence!

what is this Kommunizm? And can we add Goat-tan and Robo Jesus?

Call the 5th chapter.

Only if you sign up for a chapter.

Yes.

alright i would love the 7th chapter

Got it.

Chapter six, please. I would love to try to recover the fanfic immediately after Lil B crashes it with no survivors.

Actually, could you give me chapter two instead? :>

Added

I CLAIM EIGHT! :D

I'll do chapter 1 also i volunteer for the dramatic reading of it

Both of you have been added. A dramatic reading would also be good. Also I guess you can start since you're chapter one, and the less we put off on things the higher chance there is of completion.

Pls gib chapter based peacock.

Which one?

4 for me I guess. Pretty please?

Dibs on chapter 6
(Stupid question:where exactly are we supposed to write and submit our chapters to?)

Chapter 3 pls

I'm fine with chapter nine,

and this is the end of my sick rhyme.

Give me a part AND I SHALL ENGAGE WITH A DRAMATIC FLAIR WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO ANYTHING IN THE STORY.
DRAMATIC NOISE
Just give me Chapter 3.

I'm writing chapter one currently, i hope to be done by the end of the day or earlier.

Very good. When you're done I will make a Google Doc and either I will paste it there or you will depending on what permissions I give.

I have updated the sign-up sheet, and it is now full. Sorry Minty, maybe next time. (If Roarshack can't come through, you can be a back-up, I guess.)

up yours buddy

Ok got the first draft done please fill me in on anyone criticisms you have:
I got a boner. It was particularly hard and extremely uncomfortable. The worst part about was that i got it at work.

I got while looking at a dumb picture on the computer my friend sent my on kym cuz hes too much of a dick not too send me it in the irc where that shit belongs not in the goddamn PMs because god dammit dude admins can see the shit we’re doing but i digress.

What was this picture of you ask? My waifu. And no shes not some lolicon, shes a woman who has the POWER to change into a little girl who has big boobs. Ok maybe she is a lolicon but STFU i have my reasons!
Anyways since I had this boner I had to find a way to get out of work. This was always a pain in the ass because my boss is very strict, also because I have a boner and trying to escape without anyone noticing is like trying to do rocket science.

So as I sit there thinking of a plan I decide to go on the irc KYM for help (which to be honest is an awful idea but i was bored at the time). When I get on I see the friend who sent me the pic: Sir-soundwave. Goddamn this guy always farting around and what one might
call “Being a fun guy” but what i call “Being a dick”.

“SOUNDWAVE!!!” I type

“ I’ ATR WORKJ AND DIS IS WAT U SEND MEH!!!” My typing is awful when i’m mad

“HUUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEUEHEUHEUEHEUEHUEEUEHUE”

He says, not caring at all like the asshole he is.

It then follows these exact words
“MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET IN THE INTERNET TO GET THE INTERWEBS”

I then was sucked into my monitor and taken to an alternate universe where the internet is actually my work.

I’m not kidding, I’m not insane, actually maybe I am, and “WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” I scream, flailing my arms as i fly through this wormhole of awful internet pictures.

On the way down i saw 3 sets of boobs, three sets of inflated boobs, 20 awful fetishes, 17 cringeworthy dank memes, 1 don, and my own barf.

I land, hard, on a significantly interesting object. Its pink deep and weird. And it keeps making a groan. If i were a 14 year old boy i would say it was a vag- “OH SHIT!” I scream as a giant tail hits me. When i land once more on the ground covered in trash memes i hear a delivery truck with a director saying “You’re good You’re good”. I look up to see a giant, somehow organic, ass of a character from “My Little Pony”. I look to see the leader of the delivery van is 2 people: A mechanical fox and A Zombie Girl with a snake coming out of her head, behind them is the pony the pony who looks the the butt in question. The pony is yelling and screaming at a note someone left her. She turns to see the butt and turns back to write to the senders. Some douchebags see this and laugh at her. This looked familiar, but i didn’t know why, thats when the tail hit me again and i was out cold…… I still had the boner.

>roarshack got a part over me
>damnit.jpg
Fine, I'll write a Chapter 11.

I have penciled you in.

Chapter 12, calling it.

Added. I did say that this would only be 10 chapters, but more is always good, I guess.

As long as it stays under 300 pages, I'd say that it's good.

Actually, I suggest seperating the fanfic into 10-chapter books.

So chapters 11 and 12 would be part of "Book 2".

Because I was really looking forward to wrapping up all the plotlines from chapters 1 to 8 in my chapter 9, in preparation for Book 1's chapter 10 ending and set-up for Book 2.

That could work; however, Chapter 1 isn't even finished yet, so let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Can I be some magical dryer inspector sage that the characters turn to for advice sometimes and also where they go to find missing socks and shirts and sweaters?

If you sign up for a chapter or convince someone else to write you in, sure.

Uh I might not be able to edit til friday, what should we do?

I guess I could take over. If I write up an edit and give it to you to critique is that ok?

Definitely

How's this?

I got a boner.

This boner was particularly hard and extremely uncomfortable. The worst part about it, though, was that I got it at work.

I got while looking at a dumb picture on the computer my friend sent me on Know Your Meme, cuz he's too much of a dick not to send me it in the IRC where that shit belongs, not in the goddamn PMs because god dammit dude, admins can see the shit we’re doing. But I digress.

What was this a picture of, you ask? My waifu. And no, she's not some lolicon, she's a woman who has the POWER to change into a little girl with big boobs. …Ok, maybe she is a lolicon but STFU I have my reasons!

Anyways, since I had this boner, I had to find a way to get out of work. This was always a pain in the ass because my boss is very strict, and trying to escape without anyone noticing my wood is like attempting rocket science.

As I sat thinking of a plan, I decided to go on the KYM IRC for help, which, to be honest, was an awful idea, but hey, I was bored at the time. When I got on, I see the friend who sent me the pic: Sir-Soundwave. Goddamn, this guy always farting around. He's what one might call “being a fun guy,” but I call it "being a dick."

“SOUNDWAVE!!!” I typed.

“ I’ ATR WORKJ AND DIS IS WAT U SEND MEH!!!” My typing is awful when I’m mad.

“HUUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEHEUHEUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEUEHEUHEUEHEUEHUEEUEHUE”

He said, not caring at all like the asshole he is. This was follwoed by these exact words: “MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET IN THE INTERNET TO GET THE INTERWEBS”

I then was sucked into my monitor and taken to an alternate universe where the Internet is actually my work. I’m not kidding, and I’m not insane. Actually maybe I am.

“WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,” I screamed, flailing my arms as i fly through this wormhole of awful internet pictures. On the way down I saw 3 sets of boobs, three sets of inflated boobs, 20 awful fetishes, 17 cringeworthy dank memes, 1 Don, and my own barf.

I landed hard on an interesting object. It was pink, deep, and overall weird. And it kept making a groan. If I were a 14 year old boy, I would say it was a vag- “OH SHIT!” I screamed as a giant tail hit me. When I landed once more on the ground littered with awful memes, I heard the sounds of a delivery truck.

“You’re good, You’re good,” said a director over and over. I looked up to see a giant, somehow organic, ass of a character from the critically-acclaimed “My Little Pony.” Looking to the drivers of the delivery truck, I spotted 2 characters: a mechanical fox, and a zombie girl with a bony snake coming out of her head. Behind them was the pony. The pony was looking at the butt and screaming in a high-pitched tone to someone left of her. She glanced at the butt and promptly turned back to write to whoever sent it. Some douchebags saw this and laughed at her. This looked familiar, but I didn’t know why. That's when the tail hit me again, and I was out cold…

…I still had the boner.

This is really good, i honestley have no criticisms good job.

Thank you. I guess Chapter 1 is in the bag, time to get onto chapter 2.

Here's the link to the document where the pics will get posted.