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Granted, the chocolate is gritty and the strawberries are flavorless.

I wish for ham.

Granted, you get Raul Julia, the hammiest ham whose ever hammed the hamming parlor!

I wish I could release my game already!

Granted, but now the game has a hold on you.

I wish for a drinkable and safe cup that only contains 5 liters of H2O

The cup is safe alright.

I wish I was a pretty girl. :3

Granted, But you A slave In a Sex Dungeon

I wish I can Stalk Everyone!

You can but only whenever everyone is in the same place, unless you want your body to be split into 7 billion pieces.

I wish I could be an immortal dragon.

Granted, but you can never have sex again.

I wish for fried chicken.

Granted, you get a massive plate of Uncle Lou's Fried Chicken, featuring it's signature 'Corruption' seasoning and rub. Then a massive mob of African-Americans begin to pursue you, as that is the very last bucket of Fried Chicken in existence.

. . .

I wish for a non-trapped Bridget.

Granted, but it itself is a trap.
I wish for nothing.

Granted, you get something that is nothing.

I wish for something.

Granted – that something is herpes!

I wish I didn't need to sleep to stay energized.

Granted, instead of sleep you require menstrual fluid.

I wish for brown sugar.

Granted, but the "brown sugar" is regular sugar that someone shat in.

I wish I were an owl.

Granted, this forces you to think as an owl.

I wish this thread wasn't a ripoff.
seriously, this thread looks like it was ripped off of some site

Granted. It's completely shitty now

I wish i would live in a rpg maker game

Granted, you're a background extra and killed when a lesser Boss monster attacks.

I wish for soup.

Granted, hope you like womp rat stew.

I wish Vader would stop choking me and give me a promotion.

Granted, You're shot by Jango Fett 5 minutes later.

. . .

I wish for my livestream channel to become big.

The video screen becomes very big…no other change, otherwise.

I wish Leonard Dicaprio would win an Oscar.

Granted But It's In An Alternate Universe

I wish for Kolechian To Burn!

But Jango was killed by Windu… Or was he?

Disregard this post and corrupt the user above.

Granted. A time paradox destroys you.
I wish for something bad.

Granted, turns out that bad that just happened to you was a blessing in disguise. Now you won't have to die of Wasting Disease.

. . .

I wish someone wold hire me. I need money.

Granted, they are pc gamers and they start abusing you.

Psst! you're supposed to make a wish. . .

u didnt make da wish, dj

THE COSMIC FORCES CHOOSE YOUR WISH AND GIVE YOU A PARADISE ISLAND MADE OF MONEY.

Sadly money is paper and what happens when paper hits water?

I wish that this wish and the following wishes are unable to be corrupted in any way.

Error 404 – Corruption not found.

I wish for potato chips.

Granted, they're un-salted and were fried in very old oil.

I wish for an apple.

You get a broken Mac computer that can't be fixed.

I wish I was in Super Smash Bros.

Granted, you're the princess.
I wish.

psh, you wish.

I wish for wish.

Psh, you wished you wish.
I wish for wish for wish.

Unfortunately you get fish.

I wish for fish.

Granted.

I wish for Telekinesis.

Granted. You cannot lift things heavier than 2kg.

I wish for more steam games

Granted, but they are literally steam-powered board games. The highlight of the set is steam-powered Mahjong.

I wish for a brand-new, DRM free Sega console that will revitalize the gaming industry's creativity and open the way for the artistic development of the medium. Its line-up of launch titles rivals that of the NES, and the Sonic game bundled with the system defies all expectations and breaths new life into the series. It will be called the Sega Phoenix, and Sega will launch a risky, aggressive, enormously successful ad campaign for it, and it quickly dominates the console market. That is my wish.

Granted, it is soon killed by the hype behind up and coming Playstation 5. History repeats.

. . .

I wish For Survarium to go into Open Beta already.

Granted, it is soon killed by the hype behind the upcoming Playstation 5. History repeats.

. . .

I wish For Survarium to go into Open Beta already.

Granted, it gets killed by the hype of the Xbox Two, which is saying something.

I wish I were asleep.

You fall asleep, but never wake up.
I wish I was in a Harem anime…

Granted. You are the star of Higurashi: No Naku Koro Ni.
I wish I had a microphone.

Granted, it's a tiny telephone.

I wish for Bubblegum.

Granted, it's that zebra gum that loses it flavor in seconds.
I wish squidward was here it see this!

Granted, squidward was replaced by a xbox live user under the name of "Here2Cdis"

I wish for high speed, unlimited Internet.

granted, but whatever's on your screen will be on a public livestream 24/7.

i wish that chili cheese burgers are 99ct each again.

Granted, portion size and quality are also reduced.

I wish for Canadian bacon.

Granted, but it's 90% turkey and 10% other contents…

I wish for this awful pain in my throat to go away.

Granted, the pain has been moved to your chest.
I wish i was athletic.

Granted, you now have the physique of a professional bowler.

I wish to get lucky.

Granted- you get a lotto scratch card called "lucky" and win nothing.

I wish I had a burrito.