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Granted, you're transferred to a room with a temperature of 0 Kelvin, which is absolute zero, where absolutely nothing can happen even at the cellular level.
I wish that I could dance.

Wish granted, you dance so well the haters hate you for it.

I wish something, something harmless. I wish for a soft pillow.

Granted, but the pillow teleports you into an active volcano. >:D

I wish for more free time.

Wish granted you get an infinity amount of free time, but it's expires after one hour. >:D

I wish for a hammer.

Granted. You get Mjolnir, which you are unable to lift because you're not Thor.
I wish that I could get people to shut up.

Wish granted, but you are now being kicked out from anywhere due to punching everyone in the mouth.

I wish for a nuke.

Granted, you now have no one to help you when you fall and hurt your leg, because, they can't tell anyone else.

I wish It was summer all-fucking-ready dammit

Granted, but you will only wake up at fall though.

I wish for the Mythbusters' opinion about this thread.

Granted, they exploded you

I wish to the next user be always wrong

Granted. You end up being the next user.
I wish to go to an Anime convention.

AwkwardAltoClef Granted, there are no girls.

Doctor "KreagerStein" Kori: Granted, it has less destructive power than a firecracker.

I wish for, I don't know, how about an English breakfast?

Granted, Englishmen breakfast. Bon appetit!

I wish for a creative, innovative game.

Granted, it's only on the Virtual Boy.
I wish for ice cream.

Granted, it comes to life and kills you.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, you lived for 96 years.

I wish for iron birds of fortune.

Granted, they look like doge and divebomb you.

I wish I knew wtf he is talking about xD

Granted, you can only understand what he is talking about.

I wish that this wish would not be corrupted.

Granted, but you create a paradox.
Shit happens.

I wish for a paradox.

Granted two doctors (neither of whom are The Doctor) appear.

I wish for new boots.

Granted. But you never specified where they would appear. They appear beyond the event horizon of a black hole, which you have to go to in order to get them.

I wish that hate would no longer exist.

Wish granted. But without hate there's no love. And nobody care about you now.

I wish for yelling-into-the-void's post on An0nymous3's paradox wish would reference to thisguy21's wish which is actually a paradox.

Granted, it divides by zero. You could've prevented this.

. . .

I wish Ash/Satoshi could be as cool as the protagonists in the Pokemon Specials.

Granted, but Ash/Satoshi dies. (I dun watch Pokemon.)

I wish for… Stuff. :D

Granted, but you get so much stuff that it crushes you to death.
I wish for a Companion Cube.

Granted,

I wish for fish in a barrel.

Granted, they're piranhas.
I wish I could be a professional pianist.

Granted, but you become blind and deaf a year later

I wish GLaDOS was my best friend

Granted, but you must do tons of research and testing with her on portal guns.
Still, it would be kind of fun.

I wish I had an Annihilator Goat 5000.

Granted, it annihilates you.
I wish for my room to be painted with SAFE purple paint.

Granted, but when you are in your room your body will become purple permanently

I wish my brothers arm turns into a missile launcher but won't kill or immobilize him

Granted, instead it kills you.

I wish for sleep.

Granted, but you have to sleep at 8:00 PM every day.

I wish I never sold my PC.

Wish granted. Your motherboard broke.

I wish for a Unusual hat.

Granted,

I wish for moar Stheel Rheen!

Granted… but the SPESS MEHRENS kill you with it.

I wish for moar KYM episodes

Granted, but it's only one and it sucks.

I wish for more animes that I love.

Granted, everyone else describes them as boring and predictable.

I'm running out of wishes… I wish for a Monster Girl Waifu?

Granted, You have a sexy vampire for a wife and you and her are going to have a happy marriage

I wish for one of my waifu's to become real and have a happy marriage with me

Granted; Happy marriage means one out lives the other so…
(Flips penny)
Heads: you die.

I wish for a bigger coin.

Granted, it falls on you after growth

Me Grimlock wish for some fish to feed me Grimlock.

Granted, IDK so you blow up. :D

I wish for… Hmmmmm… Running out of ideas.

I WISH FOR SOMETHING TO WISH FOR.

Granted, but you've used your wish, so you can't wish for what you want to wish for.
I wish that I could do amazing cosplays.

Granted, people ignore you in favor of scantily clad females.

I wish for clean laundry. (I am so scrapping the bottom of the barrel.)

Granted, but the laundry disintegrates because it is too clean.

I wish for a dollar.

Granted, but it's a counterfeit.

I wish to fly.

Granted, you become one. Say hello to my swatter.

. . .

I wish, I wish with all my heart; To fly with dragons in a land apart. (Someone will get that.)

Really DJ? Dragon Tales? Whatever your heart desires.

Speaking of Skyrim, I wish for a real life sweet roll.

Granted,

I wish I was Sergeant Kup

Granted, but you can't transform into a robot and can only be a car.
I wish I lived in the forest.

Granted, you swiftly succumb to the harsh elements of nature, as it destroys your camping supplies, scatters your rations, drenches you in heavy thunderstorms, poisons you with its wild fruit, and puts you through hell in it's purest form. then you're swiftly mauled by a bear. Had fun?

. . .

I wish I could utilize my intellect in practical situations, instead of just academic situations.