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Granted, but all you're good at is woodwork, and every other skill you have vanishes.

I wish I the world's OPs would all stop being faggots.

Granted
They're all now super faggots.

I wish for a new car.

Granted, it's a Beaver.

I wish for this forum to disappear.

Granted, it only disappears for 5 seconds before returning to the forums.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, the new discussion board is powered by Kinja. Nice job breaking it, Hero.

. . .

I wish for Steak.

Granted, but that wish must be for a shoddy soda knock-off brand.

I wish to know who phone was. WHO WAS PHONE.

Granted, someone else knew who phone was, he eventually died.

I wish for the meaning of life.

DJKing Granted, it's a wooden peg used to hold down tents.

thisguy21 Granted, the answer is obvious and disappointing.

I wish my Waifu was less Tsundere and more Moe (but not to the point of being Lolli). Desu?

Granted, your eyes melt from the concentrated power of Kawaii desu, ne?

. . .

I wish I could hang out with Cr1tikal.

Granted, but you wake up in a cold basement the next morning >:)

I wish PewDiePie would GTFO of YouTube and die.

Granted,
Justin Bieber takes over his account after pewds dies peacefully.

I wish that there was a G.I. Joe entry on KYM

Granted, nobody can post images or even make reference to: Sake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Cobra Commander and Baroness.

I wish for a busty blonde Australian woman.

Granted, but she kills you with her breasts.
I wish for a machine that could take me into a game so that I could experience the game like I were actually a part of it.

Granted, you're taken into Bubsy 3D.

I wish I was a good artist.

Granted, you are now good artist. . . in comparison to a blind, armless, elderly man.

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I wish Black Desert would Launch in North America already.

Granted, but someone takes your credit when you're gone.

I wish for it to be friday again.

DJKing: Granted, it comes out the same day as a more eagerly anticipated game.

GaryTheStormtrooper Granted, Everyday is now Friday.

I wish for a Klondike Bar.

Granted, but it has neurotoxin, strychnine, and arsenic as ingredient.
I wish for a name.

Granted, you name from now on is So'Unique Miracle Randle. Enjoy.

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I wish I could go to SXSW.

Granted, but you'll only go til next year

I wish for a new alt mode.

Granted, but wtf is an alt mode? :c
Uhh, the new alt mode explodes everything.

I wish for the all mighty Gaben to make everything 75% off.

Granted, it also includes your available money and your ability to breath.

I wish for (running out of ideas) a coloring book.

Granted, but you have to finish the book with low amount of crayons.

I wish that a comic store was near by my home.

Granted, but its a store for comedians.

I wish my iphone screen was fixed.

Granted, but your iphone is disabled for 1 hour

I wish I had many children holding pecan pie.

Granted, but you gain nut allergies fort no reason and got them threw at you.
I wish my hate-husbando(a hate equivalent of a husbando) isn't such an idiot.

Granted, he becomes a super genius and is currently planning your demise.

Speaking of Waifus/Husbandos, I wish my waifu does well in volume 2

Granted, she does too well so she is killed.

I wish my favorite server broken now. Or ever.

Granted, the server is broken and taken down by the FBI for unknown reasons and they throw you into prison as a suspect of the server creator
I wish one of us is the infamous Max Headroom hijacker

Granted but that person is you and you get arrested by the FBI

I wish I was in the world of Fire Emblem Awakening and have the same relationships from my save file and nothing bad will happen to me(getting killed,Isolation,etc.) and I die at the age of 150

Granted, but the save file gets deleted, thus reversing all effects.

I wish to be impervious to spicy food.

Granted, you lose your sense of taste.

I wish for a human version of my Pony waifu.

Granted, But it's deformed and Ugly
I wish for being a Dragon Slayer

Granted, you've became the shark slayer just like in Shark Tales.

I wish I had the titan class Metroplex toy

Granted, it topples over. on you. You die instantly. Was it worth it?

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I wish I wasn't the only straightedge person in my family.

Granted. Your family inverts, making you the only non-straightedge person in it.
I wish that I could cuddle with my crush whenever I wanted to (and that it would be awesome and not really uncomfortable).

Granted, but your crush will slap you 2000 times a day.

I wish all of my characters drawn are real.

Granted, it is now your responsibility to house and feed; which you can't afford.

I wish for a fish sandwich, no Tartar sauce.

Granted, it is now your responsibility to house and feed; which you can't afford.

I wish for a fish sandwich, no Tartar sauce.

Granted, instead it has tar.

I wish I spelled my last wish correctly.

Granted, except now you became temporarily blind, unable to see whether you spelled your last wish right.

I wish that this was a Spiderman thread

Granted, Everyone who reads it is confused as hell as to why everyone is corrupting wishes.

I wish for a raincoat.

Granted, but you are wet, unfortunately…

I wish the world have filled with cookies.

Granted, they're Browser Cookies, now everyone knows your sick and twisted fetishes.

. . .

I wish for romance.

Granted, with a disgustingly mutated big eared pimple faced pear shaped 78 year old man.

I wish for all wishes to become corrupted.

Granted, welcome to the "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread

I wish for that Evangelion/Transformers Crossover would be made sooner.

Granted. It will be made one second sooner.

I wish I had a talking dog.

Granted, now a religious group is trying to kill your dog because it's a devil's abomination
I wish I was rich

Granted, but you're horribly lonely.

I wish for Magical Powers.

Granted, but you can't control them and so your live is a big mess.

I wish my holidays would last for 3 more months.