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Granted, but everytime you use your ability, god kills a kitten.
I wish for a GET

Granted. Downvotes.
I wish for a GECK.

Granted. Gecko.

I wish for a console which featured sandwich making.

Granted your console is a sandwich.

I wish for my own empire.

Granted. It's a mini empire.
I wish everybody in RoboCraft wasnt a railgun using faggot asufhajkgjkshdagjkh

Grante-The fuck is RoboCraft.

I wish I knew what the flying fuck RoboCraft was. Is it a minecraft clone with robots?

Granted, but your information about it is completely false.

I wish for Destoryah to appear in the next Godzilla movie.

Kinda, yeah. It's basically minecraft+war thunder+world of tanks if they all had an orgy.

DAMNIT CROW
Granted. Destoryah gets killed by Godzilla.
I wish Crow didnt ninja me.

Granted, but you have to suffer the backlash of not corrupting the wish of A Furry

I wish for a pair of nunchaku.

Granted. UPS screws up the order and you get some glowsticks. Hey, at least you can tie them together!

I wish I sweet rave parties everywhere.

granted, but they are hosted by charlie sheen

i wish tentacles for…. reasons…

Granted. The tentacles tear you apart.
I wish for moargun.

Granted

I wish for tickets for the new deadpool movie coming out.

Granted, M. Night Shamalayn directed it.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Granted but fuck you because you can't do that.

I wish i was a dinosaur

Granted, but you die from a meteorite crash.
I wish for your wish to have no downside

Granted. There is now a leftside.

I wish for eternal damnation to the depths of Hell, where Hades and Satan do sick kickflips with their flaming skateboards, all the while jamming to Pantera and Slayer.

Granted, but you can only see that happening out the window of Hyper-Advanced Ancient Egyptian Calculus, and you can't leave the class unless you get 100% on the Final.

I wish to fulfill The Prophecy

Granted, we made it up.
I wish to lick Astrid.

Granted. Licking her throws you into the void and you become Sithis' personal slave.
I wish I could watch lowercase be enslaved by Sithis without getting sucked into the same predicament he is in.

Granted, but the horror of Sithis' corrupted realm drives you insane.
I wish for my Dota 2 MMR to increase.

Granted. You get matched up against players who are infinitely better than you.
I wish for a cat.

Granted. Its a demonic flesh eating cat.
I wish for something to wish for

Granted. The wish affects you negatively and never goes away.
I wish I had a better eye so I could spot more stuff in anime.

Granted but you can only spot more stuff in Boku no Pico

I wish for a red(any shade of red) scarf

Granted. You get magenta.

I wish for every nation to embrace the Red, White, and Blue.

Granted, they are burned in red fire, covered in a perpetual white mist and then drowned in the blue waters.
I wish for people I hate to be immortal.

>I wish for people I hate to be immortal.
wtf
Uh..Granted? They kill you because they're immortal?
I wish Nubcake didnt fuck with my head.

Granted, you have no head for him to fuck with.

I wish for the ultimate mindfuck.

Granted. Your head explodes.
I wish I could unread that part of a fanfiction I read last night where supermutants eat half of Rivet City in graphic detail.

Granted. The fanfiction now becomes the number 1 best seller on Amazon.

I wish I could make my drawings come to life. (At least once.)

a fanfiction about the lone wanderer recruiting great war soldiers to destroy the lost hills brotherhood becomes the 1 best seller on amazon?
and this is corrupted how?
Granted. Your drawings don't like you.
I wish for an AWP so i can become MLG

You get one. The MLG destroys your very being. You are only a Mtn DEW addled husk of your former self.
I wish for a hat,

Granted
I wish for another Pokemon Mystery Dungeon allowing all Pokemon to be chosen… and A long and fun experience.

granted, you cant keep yourself fed or hydrated because the game is so fun and you eventually starve to death/die of dehydration, whichever comes first
i wish for this pain in my stomach to go away

Granted, it goes away to another place on your body.
I wish for a new mask.

Granted, it's made from the face of your waifu.

I wish for mashed potatoes.

Granted, too bad your mom threw them out while cleaning your room. Oh, and it wasn't mashed potatoes, it was Cocaine. Cookie for anyone who got that.

. . .

I wish I see Sleigh Bells perform live.

Granted, but they die on stage
I wish I have a large dick

Granted, its now the size of a peanut.

I wish for some Flare up x Flamewar artwork.

Granted, it was drawn by Shadman

I wish Shadman didn't have his own entry here.

Granted, but that means Shadman images are posted in all the other galleries…

I wish for guitar strings.

Granted. You hang yourself on them.
I wish I had the intimidation Sergeant Arch Dornan has.

Granted. YOU MO-RON.

I wish I could remember the lyrics to that one song in the back of my mind.

Granted. You can't remember the lyrics to any other songs.
I wish I could send someone a MO-RON.

You are a moron.

I wish for endless vocaloid music.

granted. it's all sung by the worst vocaloid
i wish for advanced power armor mark ii and accompanying power armor training

granted! but is the last good episode it will get…

i wish Doom 4 will be like good old Doom…

granted. pixel graphics and you need to use the arrow keys to look around
i wish to own Crescent Rose