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Granted. You're shot down by the US air force.

Every time you forget to make a wish, the day you meet your real life waifu is delayed three weeks.

I wish for a bow tie.

Granted but knives come out of it and slit your throat.
I wish for a Geth Prime.

Granted, but it's still under the control of the Reapers.

I wish for Shulk to be in the next Smash Bros

Shulk as in she hulk or something else?
If first one, granted, she's as slutty as ever. If second one, i don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
I wish for algebra to not suck.

This is Shulk, he's from Xenoblade Chronicles. Also wish granted, algebra doesn't suck anymore but you still can't understand it.

I wish people in this site would tag their images more often.

Granted, but they would add the wrong information.
I wish that Silent Hill was a happy place with no demons or devils, only with airplanes and cute stuff

Granted, now everyone thinks demons and devils count as cute things.

I wish the Resident Evil games go back to their horror routes.

Granted but Ashley follows you in every game.
I wish for the Killer 7 magnum.

Granted, but instead of this, you get a crappy, underground indie-pop band.

I wish for shoe laces.

Granted, but they are stolen from the President and the secret service is activity hunting you down as a national threat.

I wish to drive a tank.

Granted. You get a Left4Dead Tank, which will probably kill you.

I wish for more genies.

granted. all voiced by robin williams, which give you massive feels.
i wish for an unlimited supply of bacon

Granted, for every two strips off actual bacon you, and only you, have to eat 4 pounds of soy "bacon"

I wish for a Bob Ross original painting.

Granted. The painting is ruined beyond repair.
I wish I could sleep at night.

Granted, but you be tried all day.
I wish for more good fat amy rose art.

Granted, but it's also futanari.
I wish for my waifu to be real.

Granted, but she thinks your a shit.
I wish all the wishes in this thread were uncorrupted.

granted. all of your wishes are now corrupted, meaning everyone else's wish is corrupted because of your wish.
I wish i didn't have a shit PC.

Granted, but now you have a rock.
I wish for a ring that kills the wearer.

Granted, but instead of killing the wearer the ring kills all of those who the wearer cares for.

I wish for my own stand.

Granted. It's utterly useless, however, because it constantly collapses.

I wish for an unlimited supply of pizza.

Granted, they all have that one topping you absolutely hate.

I wish for that new thing everybody is talking about.

Granted. Surprise, it sucks.

I wish for the next poster to make a wish for me.

Granted. I wish for you to die.
I wish my 7 hours of playing cod ghost multiplayer would let me "review" it.

Granted, you review it on a Ultra mega super hyper powerful OP definition futuristic camera that records literraly Anything.

Also, Pokemon are now real, you get shapeshifting powers without limits, can travel between fictional and real dimensions( sonic world, for exemple), has wish granting power( you can grant wishes for your self) and your best dreams come true 100000000000 times.

I wish for your happiness.

>-42 karma
>topkek

cough I SAID, i wish for your happiness.

Granted, me being happy pisses you off.

I wish for Mr. Sketch Scented Markers.

granted. you confuse the scent for actual fruits and eat one.
i wish for a non shitty combat system in morrowind.

Granted, but now the game freezes every two seconds.
I wish for a weapon that shots rainbows and kittens to ruin everyone's day.

Granted, but the weapon only ruins your day while it makes everyone else's day better.

I wish to be the lord of dreams and nightmares.

Granted. You become Vaermina (Daedric Prince) and just so happened to find out the dragonborn came into your realm.
I wish for something good to eat that is not raw or spoiled.

Granted you get a fishystick, that's surrounded by Me (giantdads)
I wish to become Daedric prince of madness

Granted. You become the one that's in Oblivion (also the one that's NOT the hero of kvatch) who got destroyed.
I wish to be the hero of kvatch.

Grant, but you become Sheagorath (I hope I spelled that right)
I wish for the father mask.

least i'm not dead
and you spelled it wrong. it's sheogorath.
and do you mean the one in dark souls? cause if so, everyone treats you like you're gonna rob the place if you're with 3 of your friends.

Yeah that's the one and wow my memory isn't half bad I only fucked up the O
And to get back in pace I wish for a sonic electronic ballbreaker.

Granted. It somehow malfunctions.

I wish for some Topkeks.

Granted, they are out of date.
i wich i kud spel betr

Granted, they are out of date.
i wich i kud spel betr

Granted, "better" is the only word you can spell properly. Everything else you add either a silent e or h

I wish for the Crown Jewels.

Granted, but you lose the family jewels.
I wish for a well-cooked admin steak, medium rare.

Granted, but you die because the steak is to good for you.
I wish to become a gold member.

Granted. Your avatar becomes golden, but your title still says "Member".

I wish I had wifi reception anywhere I go.

Granted,but it doesn't work for you.
I wish to be a vampire.

Granted, But you burned into ashes as you turned into a vampire because you wished it on daytime outside.

I wish for immortality and knowledge.

Granted,but you will look butt ugly and will be laughed at for eternity.
I wish to have all game consoles and games for said console.

Granted, but they all turn into Decpticons.

I wish that No Fap September lasted for another 30 days.

Granted,But everyone(with the exception of 12 years old like me and asexual users)on KYM will want your head mounted on the wall.
I wish to become a sayian.