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Granted; prematurely.

I wish for Hershey's Kisses.

Granted; in the ass.
I wish for a good oil rub.

Granted; your hand slips and you are suddenly singlehandedly responsible for the BP oil spill
I wish I was a Canadian government official

Granted. You are now Rob Ford, and are promptly v& by the drug police.

I wish I had a Sudoku puzzle.

You find it impossible to solve.
i wish the people over at the SCP foundation could take a joke.

Your wish is granted, but it is solved by you being physically unable to whine.

I wish for teh epic memes

Granted. You are deadpooled, cause the crash of a beloved image gallery, and the very mention of your name is forbidden.

I wish I had an N64 so advanced, you can make your ex-wife actually feel the pain.

granted but your ex-wife becomes immortal

I wish i could do whatever i wanted.

Granted, your unlimited options overwhelm you and you end up doing nothing.

I wish for a keg.

Granted, but at the cost of your free will.
I wish Combat Sex was an Olympic event.

Granted. You can't get laid at all because you have nowhere near the body of an Olympic athlete, and sex with non-Olympians becomes too boring and weak to even bother with.

I wish I had a Toblerone.

Granted, but you can't eat it.
I wish thtat someone would tell me what did yust happened to my avatar

It accidentally all of itself.
I wish you could tell me what my avatar is.

Granted, I could tell you, but I won't.

I wish for a custom pool queue.

Granted. Some 1950's street toughs beat you over the head with it after a heated bar debate.

I wish I was a member of the justice league.

Granted, Superfriends-era Aquaman.

I wish for a good quality copy of that book I was wanting to read.

Granted. You then drop it in a puddle as you are bringing it home.

I wish if could see Gabe Newell and Shigeru Miyamoto have a sick sword fight a la Metal Gear Rising

Granted. When Gaben is forced to activate his nanomachines, son, Half Life 3 is lost forever, sacrificed to power Gaben's strength.

I wish the mods didn't have to do it for free.

Granted, but that means we all have to pay exorbitant membership fees.

I wish for a fire extinguisher. I don't need one (right now) I just want one.

Granted, but it's full of gasoline

I wish I could be the leader of all Goombas.

Granted, but your enemies will all have pogo-sticks.

I wish that Ron Paul would make anime real.

Granted, but he only made one anime real: Boku no Pico
I wish I was in FaZe Clan

Granted, but you don't have a gun.

I wish I could hear what animals say

Granted, what they are mostly saying is things like, "I'm horny!" or "U wot m8?" and "Mine."

I wish for flan.

She blows you up.

I wish I could really feel it like Shulk does.

Granted, but you also feel it like She Hulk and, for some reason, Red Hulk.

I wish for brass knuckles.

Granted, but they're actually attached to your hands at a molecular level. (Wait, that's actually kinda cool…) You also sweat Mercury.

I wish I was in New York.

Granted, but you ends up getting arrested for the crime you committed.. maybe?

I wish for death's cold embrace.

Granted. You two fuck.
I wish for GO Bank to not be so fucking RNG dependant.

Granted, RGN is replaced with Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock; transactions take noticeably longer.

I wish for diamonds.

Granted. You get 1000 copies of Pokemon Diamond, but you lost your DS.

I wish I had a kawaii mermaid waifu.

Granted; but the diamonds were stolen so your in jail.
I wish for catgirls to be real.

Granted but they all have Rabies

I wish Tomoko Kuroki from watamote became real and she became my best friend and neither of us die or nothing legally bad happens to either of us(try corrupting that ;) )

Granted. She's still an awkward loser that no one likes, and people mock you as well for hanging out with her, and they laugh at you both for being weeb nerds.

I wish I had a kawaii mermaid waifu.

Granted, Loli.

I wish for donuts.

Granted but they turn into giant slugs

I wish that I got a Luger that still works

Granted. Indiana Jones thinks your a Nazi and he pwns you.
I wish for Spaghetti.

Granted. Your knees turn weak and your arms are heavy. Mom's spaghetti.

I wish to turn into galactic overlord Furry and lay waste to everyone in my way

Granted, but the Intergalactic and Universal Furry Overlords will always be way bigger and stronger than you. And some of them have a macro/micro fetish. Good luck.

I wish for the ability to never need sleep.

Granted. You no longer technically need sleep to live but you still suffer all the downsides of sleep deprivation. After 1 week without sleep you have gone completely insane.

I wish for a portal gun complete with leg braces.

Granted, they're delivered in a big wooden crate. You open it up and BOOM! you're attacked by headcrabs, facehuggers, and zubats.

I wish for a sledgehammer.

Granted, but the hammer is so heavy that you can't even carry.

I wish DeviantART is no longer filled with fetish arts.

Granted, it's now full of crappy sonic oc's.

I want 1 ounce of plutonium.

Granted, but you get mild radioactivity poisoning and the government finds out about your plutonium.

I wish for it rain squids!

Granted, we've all seen enough hentai to know what's going to happen to you.

I wish for safety glasses.

Granted. You then read the label and realize only too late that the glasses were unsafety glasses and they explode like Michael Bay is directing your life.

I wish I could be like Meme Don.

Granted. You soon die of memetic cancer.

I wish for a technocratic government.

Granted. The world of Futurama is now no longer a possible future for us.

I wish for all fandoms to become one. So that I can piss them all off at once.

Granted. You have pissed off every fandom ever and will forever be down voted into oblivion.

I wish for a world where I am the leader of the human hive mind.

Granted. You get AIDS, so does every on else in the hive mind.
I wish that Gamergate is over.