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Granted. All games are now about destroying the patriarchy with your wymynz power.

I wish I had a fluffy tail.

Granted, but now, somewhere close by, there is an angry kitsune looking for her tail, and revenge on the one who possess it.

I wish for a cleaner, smoother shave.

Granted. You shave your skin of.

I wish for good demoknight skills.

Wish granted. But now electronics do not work.

I wish to be devastatingly good looking.

Granted, but now your good looks are devastating the planet. And by that I mean everyone is dead.
I wish that I could actually have muscles for once.

Wish granted, but now you brain is so big that it gives you a horrific headache for days before it finally splits your skull.

I wish Justin Bieber would go away.

Granted, he's never heard from again, unfortunately his music and fans still exist.

I wish for a knife.

Wish granted. But the knife becomes fused to our hand and you are never able to put down again. This becomes a problem at airports.

I wish for ebola.

Granted. TFW Ebola-chan friendzones you.

I wish for delicious spaghetti.

Granted, but Luigi eats it.
I wish I could divide by zero.

Granted, you discover the meaning of life, only to implode.
I wish my headsets had surround sound.

Granted. But the sound surrounds you and you are outnumbered. Sound has you beheaded.

I wish for the world to disappear.

Granted.

The world disappears from the Milky Way and moves to the Andromeda Galaxy.
Humanity prospers with the other races.

It didn't have to be bad.

I wish for NANOMACHINES SON!

Granted. It takes over your body and kill yourself in mere seconds.

I wish for chili dogs and burgers.

Granted. You die of cardiac arrest and dypnea.

I wish you explode upon death.

Granted.
When you die you nuclearly explode.
Everyone dies.

I wish for Bobba the Buttblaster to Blast m00ts butt

Granted. He blasts m00ts butt, but he blasts it so hard that everything is coverd in shit.

I wish for the bombinomicon.

Granted, but it explodes instantly in your face.

I wish for the Chaos Emerald so I can become super and destroy the world with ease.

You were not ready for it and die an excruciating death.

I wish this thread would get more attention.

Granted, too much attention; the wrong kind of attention.

I wish for an ornate throne.

Granted.
It is a throne made of ivory, but it is ornate in plutonium.
You get arrested for poaching and get your butt blasted by Bobba.
Then you die of radiation.

I wish for an EPIC MEME!

Granted, it's too EPIC, nobody can think of an appropriate use for it.

I wish for a candy cane.

and a candy cane you shall get my friend
no tricks i promis this will be a legit mostly uncorrupted candy cane, yep no tricky twist here
just a normal candy cane, made just for you and no one else, all you have to climb into the back of my totally legit candy fun van.

dear Santa i wish i had a way to get bloodstains off my knife

Granted.
Now ALL your knives are covered in blood.
You got rid of the bloodstains now.

I wish for good grades in school

Granted, your grades are good enough to pass, but not impress anyone.

I wish for a wing back chair.

Granted, your grades are good enough to pass, but not impress anyone.

I wish for a wing back chair.

You get two wingback chairs (double posted)
You nearly go insane because you can't choose chair.
But you choose the pink one with diamonds.

The chair starts flying and they do a barrel roll.
You fall down and die.

I wish to become king of Dopememia

Granted, shortly after your coronation you're invaded and conquered by Latveria.

I wish for a deck of cards.

Granted, but their all the same card
I wish for one gallon of milk.

Granted. It comes with a free 12 hour trial.

I wish for smooth moves.

Granted, too smooth; you intimidate and ultimately scare off any one to whom you show them.

I wish to make some quick cash.

Granted, you got the money because a bank robber planted the money at your house to frame you. You are found guilty and go to jail.

I wish I could move objects with my mind.

Granted. Everyone knows about your power though and blames you for everything that moves and messes things up. You then get sealed in a concrete tomb and dropped to the bottom of the sea by the mafia b/c they think you're to blame for the Don's coffee spilling.

I wish for unlimited free internet.

Granted, but you are only able to visit /b/

I wish I could use my internet pop culture knowledge to become a wizard

Granted, you become a dreaded necromancer who gets nuked.

I wish for a SeeS or SooS debate.

Granted, but you will never know which side will win.
I wish I could meet Polnareff in real life and live inside his house.

Granted, but your conflicting schedules prevent you two from hanging out.

I wish sapphires.

You get rubies.

Something something I wish that my ideas are realized in their complete, functioning forms
Thatmeansmyideaofinfinitewishesbecomestrueyoufucks.

Granted.
You get infinite wishes, but infinite wishes are impossible as you can not continue constantly wishing.

The world implodes because of the logical paradox.

I wish for Don to achieve his ultimate form

Granted, it's unimpressive, and doesn't last very long.

I wish for brown sugar.

Granted. It's actually normal sugar stretched with shit.

I wish for kebab to be removed.

Granted, the feeling of Phantom Kebab drives you insane.

I wish for Plate Mail Armor.

Granted, but your first opponent is Toph.
I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish.

Granted, other killed it.

I wish for Class-Z omnicide.

Wish granted, omnicide starting now lel.
I wish 420,000 bags of doritos and 911,000 cans of mountain dew (including the special can and the verification can)

Granted, but they fall from the sky. Here's some math to remind you how dangerous that is:
Kinetic Energy
Terminal Velocity

I wish for legal explosives.

Granted they are live and counting down. No refunds!
I wish I could talk TV.

Granted. You can now talk TV.
I wish all these "Tsundere Hardscopers" (no not tru mlg 420 quickscopers like me) were #REKT by tipping my fedora

Granted. You can now talk TV.
I wish all these "Tsundere Hardscopers" (no not tru mlg 420 quickscopers like me) were #REKT by tipping my fedora

Ummm…..granted but now everyone hates you for being an egotist?
I wish I could go to space.