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Granted, new faces are stapled onto everyone who has ever posted in this thread.

I wish for an appetizer.

Granted, but you lose your appetite

I wish for a cheeky young male as he moves towards you

Granted. But then comes the breeki.

I wish for the stalker to get out of here.

Wish granted, but you really hurt his/her/its feelings

I wish for a lollypop

Granted. It breaks.

I wish that the deutschbag actualy puts some effort into things.

Granted, but it's still as shitty.

I wish I could stay awake all night, no consequences.

Granted. You must now sleep during the day, from dawn to dusk.

I wish I liked trains

Granted. You must now sleep during the day, from dawn to dusk.

I wish I liked trains

Granted, but now you're a hobo who relies on trains for transportation.

I wish I had huge boobs.

Granted. They get wierd fetish level huge.

I wish that the black scottish cyclops didn't went extinct.

Granted, but the obese Russian bears begin to boom in population because no sticky bombs are hurled at them. They eventually take over the world, forcing you to work in a sandvich farm.

I wish Dub the Dew was still a thing.

Granted, but now you can only choose from pre-approved selections.

I wish E3 started tomorrow.

Granted, but tomorrow is in 10 years

I wish for a epic idea

Granted, but you lose all ability to communicate it to others.

I wish for honey-mustard.

Granted. It's mustard gas laced with sugar.

I wish for the glorious PC Master Race to win over the console peasants.

Granted. Every videogame is made for PC now and requires 200 terabytes to install.

I wish to be a good sword wielder

Granted. You now know how to wield a sword in a fasionable way, but you have no idea on how to fight with it.

I wish for the everyone to INHALE.

Granted, but there's no dong for the enragement children to inhale.

I wish for the engragement child to fucking INHALE MY GOD DAMN DONG ALREADY.

Granted. Your dong literaly vaporizes and the enragement child inhales it, fucking everything up in the process.

I wish for a stable internet connection.

Wish granted, but there are horses all over it

I wish for a wooden plank

Granted, it tells you to do things, bad things.

I wish for a grill.

Granted. Now you have to build him together and start him.

I wish for a song of Deine Lakaien.

Granted. It's ot my taste.

I wish people would start posting here again.

I wish for Pop Tarts.

Granted. Theres Nyan-cat in it.

I wish my apathy was gone.

Granted. You now care about being as toxically politically correct as possible.

I wish I was a tech priest again

Granted, but you have all limbs amputated but your chest and your head, and are unable to speak or see.

I wish I could do the safety dance and finally take the chance.

Granted. However you take the safety dance and do the chance.

I wish the Adeptus Mechanicum would finnaly advance humanities tech.

Granted, but it turns out that they really DID worship the void dragon, and now the c'tan controls our new tech, and worst of all, we have to ally ourselves with…. Necrons, ugh.

I wish for a warp drive

Granted. It somehow blows up.

I wish bio-mechanical augmentation was real.

Granted, but it comes with servitor conversion.

I wish for a way to stop bahld and fulish bloody magpies from stealing my stuff

Granted, now you have no stuff to steal.

I wish for a saw.

Granted, you get a reboot to the Saw movies with Nic Cage playing the main villain and the plot being about seesaws.

I wish I had my own stand, like JoJo.

Granted, but you get a wooden nightstand and it is broken when you try to put your gums in the cup of water you set on it.

I wish for the next wish to be about seesaws.

Granted:

I wish to destroy the seesaws of An0nymous3.

Granted, the spell is back fired and said as "Seewhores"; you look at your sister and she dies(u mad salty kid)

I wish you saw the lighter side of this joke lol

Granted. Turns out his sister was actually the avatar of a star god, and when she does light escapes from her body burning everything

I wish lil' butler was a thing

Granted, but the Network Executives don't believe in it and cancel after six episodes.

I wish for a jar.

Granted: It gets shoved up your ass and it shatters.
Eugh.

I wish for a jar that isn't shoved anywhere in my body.

Granted. You get a jar that's thrown at you at Mach 1.

I wish I don't go deaf from the sonic boom.

Granted, but now you become a bad of that's GOTTA GO FAST

I wish I was a crystal gem

Granted. You are one that shatterd during the war.

I wish that the eye of terror would shrink to something reasonably sized like a SPEHSS MAREEN.

granted, but you are then killed in a fire
i wish for the ability to be on fire without being harmed by it

Granted, the fire doesn't hurt you but all the inevitable Flaming Homo jokes do.

I wish to build a Death Ray for "Peaceful Purposes."

granted, but no one believes you and you are attacked by the government
i wish you the person who corrupts this wish becomes their own grandparent on their father's side

Granted. I fucked time and made an entire new universe.

I wish the adeptus custodes would put some armour on.

Granted, but it's see-through.

I wish I understood what the fuck Aegisar is talking about.

Granted, but you don't want to know it anymore and stab that memory out of your skull.

I wish i was mlg pro.

Granted, you now own a fedora, live in a basement, live solely off Doritos and Mountain Dew, and have an insatiable lust for ethics in video games.

I wish for Steven Quartz Universe to visit the God-Emperor's palace and have a tour of the Imperium of man.

granted, but you don't know what happens after the tour starts
i wish for a solid cube of soy sauce.