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Granted, they were soon replaced by far more incompetent execs who then proceed to destroy the reputation and commerce of major brands, leading to a massive power vacuum in the global market, starting a new era of small, yet incredibly greedy companies fighting amongst the ruins. I don't know Economics.

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I wish Zion I was playing at my house.

Granted. However, they mess up while performing, much to their and your embarassment.

I wish I didn't miss out on watching the E3 conferences (I really am pissed about that).

Granted. You miss your parent's funeral instead.
I wish for a thick girl.

Granted. You miss your parent's funeral instead.
I wish for a thick girl.

Granted. You get a skinny girl with a thick, impossible-to-understand accent.
I wish there were just enough Asriels, as opposed to Too Many Asriels.

Granted. You run out of Asriels after a few decades.

I wish for green bread to stop melting.

Granted. It tastes worse than shit now.

I wish I was able to go to Anime Expo.

Granted, but Anime Expos are only held in Hell now.
I wish for a Meka so that I, too, can be MLG like D.va

Granted, but Anime Expos are only held in Hell now.
I wish for a Meka so that I, too, can be MLG like D.va

Granted, you now own a MEKA. However, your brothers in the Adeptus Mechanicus confiscate it and disassemble it for vigorous study.

I wish I had a decent top hat and monocle.

Granted, too bad the best ones are stuck in the Bloodbourne universe. Are you willing to take the plunge, oh wise Archdreamer?

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I wish I was known for my One Taps like ScreaM.

Granted. However, the CS:GO community grows to hate you because you're too skilled.

I wish Konami didn't fuck over Kojima and abandon console gaming for mobile gaming and pachinko machines. It's a bit of an old thing to mention now, but it's still really frustrating.

Well, looks like I'll corrupt my own wish, then. Granted; while Konami is recovering, the entire video game industry crashes.

I wish Valve told us more about Half-Life 3.

Granted, valve tells us its cancelled.

I wish for gency

Granted, you receive an Mr. Gency's Exit item, too bad this isn't an Item World, so it's pretty much useless.

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I wish for a low-key birthday that you wouldn't know occured if I didn't just tell you now. . .

Granted, but nobody remembered your birthday, so you spend it alone.
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I wish for a pizza.

Granted, but it became aggressive. Yup, I totally pulled that from the grave.

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I wish for another source of income, now that I'm out of a job.

Granted, your new income will be monopoly money.

I wish for my D&D character's stats to be maxed out.

Granted, but the DM quits because of this.

I wish for a cup of cocoa.

Granted, but it's decaf.

I wish SJWs didn't exist.

Granted. Now all social justice in the world is gone, and racism and slavery reign supreme.

I wish for a better wish.

Granted. You get a better wish, that is, you wish you forgot to make a wish,

I wish for Congress to engage in ritual trial by combat as part of their congressional duties.

Granted. That ritual is the most boring fight in the world.
I wish i could use a stand

Granted. Your stand is activated postmortem (think Notorious B.I.G).

I wish for complete knowledge of every star system in the Milky Way.

Granted. But you will have no knowledge on anything besides that

I wish for a corrupted world

Granted, but the world slowly reconstructs itself over time back to it's original state.
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I wish for a genuinely good Sonic game

Granted, but it's expensive as hell.

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I wish for more tf2 game balance.

Granted. There are now actual balances in the game.
i wish i had a cat

Granted, but the cat is deceased.

I wish I could eat everything while not having health problems related to my habits.

Granted but you die of dehydration because you forgot to drink.

I wish the new Ghostbusters movie would be erased from existence.

Granted, but extreme demand of a new Ghostbusters movie before Bill Murray spawns a new one, causing your wish to be rendered moot.

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I wish Boards of Canada were playing at my house.

Granted, but Salad Fingers appears, and your house transforms into the nightmarish world Salad Fingers takes place in. Also, you take a strange liking to rusty spoons.

I wish the new Berserk anime wasn't made in CGI.

sigh
Granted, but the anime is still shit.

I wish this thread was popular again.

granted, but wishes cant be corrupted anymore

I wish somebody loved me, just a tiny bit.

Granted. It's the dude with a 10-inch donger that's going to rape you in the next three seconds.

I wish for an enormous amount of Vitamin D.

Granted. However Vitamin D overdose causes hyperglycemia, and the main symptoms of vitamin D overdose are those of hyperglycemia: anorexia, nausea, and vomiting can occur, frequently followed by polyuria, polydipsia, weakness, insomnia, nervousness, pruritus, and, ultimately, renal failure. Proteinuria, urinary casts, azotemia, and metastatic calcification (especially in the kidneys) may develop.

I wish i was able to breath on land.

Granted. However, you can't breathe underwater.

I wish to become a dictator of my own totalitarian government just like 1984.

Granted. …Does that really need corrupting?
Well, here we go! You eventually become a victim of it yourself as it's seized and you're oppressed under your own previous rulings.

I wish for piece [sic].

Granted. You now have the season 1-4 dvd box set of One Piece.
I wish that I had the motivation to do the things I'm supposed to do.

Granted. However, you eventually lose that motivation to procrastination.

I wish I was as good at writing comments as Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette.

Granted. However, everyone else loses their sense of humor.
I wish to be joke-suspended.

Granted, you are suspended from life.
I wish Ash won the Kalos league.

Granted, but he's caught taking PEDs and is stripped of his title.

I wish Bleach had a better ending and that all the mysteries and plot holes were resolved.

Granted, but you'll need to drink actual bleach in order to resolve all of it.

I wish for a life so disturbing -- it can only be explained by a serial killer's twisted disharmonies and fantasies.

Granted, but you die within the next 15 seconds.

I wish for freedom to be free.

Wish granted but free freedom means that everyone has it and no longer cool

I wish I was cool

At 25 degrees celcius, you are now cool.

I wish to stop memeing

At 25 degrees celcius, you are now cool.

I wish to stop memeing

Granted. All of the electricity within 5 miles has been cut off, and may or may not reactivate ever again.
I wish for a girl with the body of my profile picture.

You get said girl. But she ends up being a murdering psychopath.

I wish Minty would notice me