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Steal you and add you to my private military.

Escape confinement and turn everyone into orange juice

Walk up to him and ask if I could have said orange juice.

Shoot you and steal the juice.

Do some tactical espionage

Fight METAL GEEEEARRRS with him

Disarm the hate

Take a day off.

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welcome to hell~

Anything Fun

Let's travel around the world in 80 days.

Time to go exploring!

put him into rehab so he stops roleplaying

Call the cops. I found PM's killer.

dose the Spooky Scary skeleton's dance

Go! Chikorita!

SHUT HIS HELL UP SO MY HOUSE CANNOT FLOOD UP AGAIN!

Go rob a bank for me and give me a cut of your money.

Idk, have a beer and do some landscaping maybe.

Go find some invisible units. They might be spying us.

Overthrow the U.S. government and establish a secret society. Very secret business.

Divide him by zero!

Have him tied up, while I kill what he loves most…

THATS IT!

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH TIO

Help him do whatever he wants to do to the person above him.

Go to the arcade and challenge you to a game of Tekken.

I guess you can sit on my lap while I pet you.

Give a giant, fluffy hug.

Bake a cinnamon-butterscotch pie.

Get drunk and give sad handjob

Execute him for heresy.

Watch him execute heretics.

Go take photos

Weaponize him.

Spook someone.

Give the bunny some grass to eat

Have a conversation about how his avatar leaves me confused and questioning things about myself.

♥Call her "Mom"

"convince" them to pay their entire life savings on a doughnut

Have them for dinner. Lightly salted.

Murder prostitutes

Go take a walk.

Play with those big ears.

Sit down with them and discuss monster things over a cup of tea and some snail pie.

Enlist their help in astrocolonization projects.

Smoking weeds in space

I think it's obvious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ask "what the fuck are you even looking at?"