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THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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I am tired of these motherfucking zombies in this motherfucking thread!!!!

This flagrant discrimination against the animately-challenged cannot go on. We sit here and do nothing while the living discriminate against us and segregate us into cramped, dirty cemeteries.

Rise up, deceased sheeple! We cannot stand for this injustice!

You ran away from a zombie before, why the other zombies would follow you? GA o back to your grave!!!!

wow meanie

i'm going back to the mafia chat jerk ;_;

(shuffles away)

>inb4 this thread becomes werewolves vs zombies

NIGHT 3: October 19, 1708

It has been 3 days since the first death in Collingwood and the nights are steadily growing colder. After killing Nicholas Waymer and discovering his true intentions, everyone believes that they have seen the last of the murders, not realizing that Waymer was not acting alone. They may have lost some friends, and the time would come to honour them proper, but for now they would celebrate that no more lives would be lost. That night, they brew a batch of mulled wine and roast a pig for the occasion. A few hours into the celebration and everyone is having a good time, none more so than Logan Punkleman. Having just won a drinking contest against Manson (who is in great spirits after being spared by God), he steps out of the celebration hall to relieve himself. Just as he is about to empty his bladder however, he hears a noise behind him. Before he even has a chance to turn around he feels a searing pain across his back and falls to the ground face-first. He knows that he is moments away from his gruesome and painful death. Suddenly, he hears someone shout from behind him, and sees a dark hulking shape run into the darkness of the woods before losing consciousness.
The next thing Punkleman knew, it was sunrise and he was waking up on the Surgeon’s operating table.
“Those scratches are pretty deep”, said the Surgeon. “You won’t be able to move about for the next few days, and you’ll have some very large scars, but you should make a full recovery.”
The Surgeon had saved Logan Punkleman’s life, and now the villagers knew they were dealing with more than just a single Werewolf.

DAY PHASE: 24 HOURS REMAIN

This is a reminder that the following players must vote this turn, or they will be removed for inactivity:
justThisFool
Spookmate
Roarshack
Laika
Hackenbacker

If a special role is removed due to inactivity, I will assign a random active villager to take that role. The exception to this is Werewolves since assigning a new Werewolf would invalidate the reasoning you have done so far. This does not mean that any of the above players are necessarily in special roles, I'm just informing you all of this policy because this is an appropriate time to do so (and because I didn't mention it previously).

Phew. That was a close one. I had a bad feeling this was going to happen eventually.

Rise and shine, boys. This is our time now!
We better find those other werewolves quickly or else we'll be werewolf chow.

Sorry I haven't been voting, work and stuff.

We need to figure out why Logan was attacked. We only have one hint but we don't know if it's real or not.

whoops forgot i was in this game

Based on this post, I'm voting NON.

The odds of being right is 1/3, which is better than any other lead we got thus far.

@Hackenbacker & Roarshack

He said in order to stay in the game you guys should be voting, not posting.

Good going Surgeon!

I vote NON

I agree with RandomMan. NON is the most likely suspect.

gonna jump on the bandwagon and vote NON

"I have an idea guys"
"what?"
"lets kill off the guy who started the suspicion of one of the mafia members which in turn got that member killed off. It totally makes sense that a mafia member would kill off let alone start suspicion for his own team mate!"
"Ok, I see no problem with this plan!"
If you really see, Chowzburger has really kept quiet this whole game, and never gave much info on his votes. on the first page he just went with RM's logic because he knew he could help kill off a villager real quick. He didn't even say anything on Snicker, he most likely wanted to start a tie.
Why? well its obvious, hes a mafia member trying to get things by keeping quiet.
I'm voting for Chowz because it makes sense, me being it really doesn't as shown above.

@All Non-voters who are at risk of being kicked out of game
I highly recommended you vote now, because if you get kicked out of the game, you are only going make this harder for the rest of the villagers to win the game.

@All who are voting for Nathaniel Oliver Newman
You guys seem to forgot a certain note left by Jones when he died the night before.
"Don’t let Manson take too much control and don’t hesitate to accuse him based on the facts"

Ask yourself this question,
Why are you voting for Nathaniel Oliver Newman? What is the real reason you are voting for Nathaniel Oliver Newman? Is it because Manson decided, "Oh, it is the best lead we got!" And you guys decided to vote him because he said so.

Then ask yourself this question, Why has he been asking these ties for the past two days?
What is the actual reason he is asking for these ties? Sure, the ties may give us some useful hints/leads if it is in the right hands, but if is in the wrong hands, these "hints" could lead us to being thrown off course. Away from the real target.

It's weird that he made no mention of making a tie at all in Day 3 because Randal apparently claims Nathaniel Oliver Newman is the best lead we got. The last thing we want to do is to play the guessing game. Something is definitely fishy about this.

Look at what happen to first two victims from the nights before. Notice how the attacks are completely random attacks. Then look what happen to me when I was attacked by werewolves. Notice how the surgeon managed to save me from the werewolf attack.

Then ask yourself this question, why did both the werewolves and the surgeon decided to pick me?
Is because it was a coincidence? Honestly, I don't think so. Both the werewolves and the surgeon must have gotten the suspicion that I maybe more than what I appear somewhere, but where?

This message right here when he was talking to Kiefer:

"I would advice against Lopunny because of that. Sudden knowledge of situations unfamiliar to others more implies he is one of the Freemasons. Ya know, the guys who get hints thrown at them.

Last thing you want is a helpful role killed."

Notice the way he worded this statement. He is discreetly trying make me a target because under the suspicion that I am one of the so-called Freemasons. Which leads to the conclusion that unlike the first two nights, this attack was definitely not random, but a deliberate and coordinated attack just because I am under the suspicion I may be more than I appear.

And finally look at the way Randal votes,
In the first day, he voted for Walter Kolt under the basis that he has the least activity and experience in the game. He claims that day it was the least riskiest vote he could have made. In reality, if you look closely, that this was literally just a random vote intended to distract us. Same goes for the second day, where he just literally voted for Laurance Kaffer for no reason at all. Then the third day, he voted for Nathaniel Oliver Newman on the basis that he didn't at all vote on the first day. He keeps saying all the time that everyone should focus on the non-voters. Why is he so insistent that he wants to focus on the non-voters? Why aren't we focusing on the voters who voted on the first day?

To conclude, I believe Randal has been manipulating everyone including me. The way he votes, the way he like to be the leader, the way he encourages people of making ties and going for the non-voters in the first day, and the discreet way that he made me a target for the werewolves, has given me more than enough reason to testify against him. You think you can try to hide from everyone now because you want to be a leader, but in the end, you are just trying to control us, so that you can save your own face.

In conclusion, my vote goes to Randal "RandomMan" Manson.

You guys seem to forgot a certain note left by Jones when he died the night before.
“Don’t let Manson take too much control and don’t hesitate to accuse him based on the facts”

Tillster was no special role, and his dying message was merely based on subjective suspicions.

Him calling me suspicious is as worthless as your calls, in that it's merely an opinion from someone we know isn't werewolf but still not based on facts.

It’s weird that he made no mention of making a tie at all in Day 3 because Randal apparently claims Nathaniel Oliver Newman is the best lead we got. The last thing we want to do is to play the guessing game. Something is definitely fishy about this.

I claimed any person belonging to the trio of NON, Chowz, and Witch, has an equal chance of being a werewolf. One of them is a guaranteed werewolf, and any vote has a 1/3rd chance of killing the werewolf.

If one of them now dies, and turns out to not be the werewolf, you have it run down to two, at which point the odds of killing the werewolf are 50%. If we however are lucky and instead kill the werewolf, we have two people who we can confirm as innocent. How is this not a chance you should be grabbing with both hands?

I simply chose to go after NON, but if someone tells me one of the other two is more suspicious then I have no objection to switching votes.

Notice the way he worded this statement. He is discreetly trying make me a target because under the suspicion that I am one of the so-called Freemasons. Which leads to the conclusion that unlike the first two nights, this attack was definitely not random, but a deliberate and coordinated attack just because I am under the suspicion I may be more than I appear.

Son, that was a reply to someone who thought you were suspicious, in that I adviced them that it was more likely that you were not suspicious.

I helped you, I didn't believe you to be suspicious. You're misreading my message entirely. However given your sudden odd defenses and lengthy post moreso confirms my hypothesis.

Odds are the actual werewolves bought my suspicion of you being a special role and decided to target you to play it save.

If I wanted you dead while believing you were a special role, I would've done so during the day without giving the surgeon a silent hint on who to save. Why would I shoot myself in the foot like that if I was indeed a werewolf?

Why is he so insistent that he wants to focus on the non-voters? Why aren’t we focusing on the voters who voted on the first day?

Simple math son. If you actually read my vote analyzing posts, you'll read that based on the vote spread I can confirm the odds of there being more werewolves amongst those teams are completely legitimate.

I vote for the party with the highest odds of killing a werewolf based on my own calculations.

You instead don't seem to read.

I'm voting for Chowz. He seems suspicious as well

Voting NON

If we are wrong, and NON isn't a werewolf, we hang RandomMan. If we are right, then we shall see tomorrow, won't we?

I'm voting for NON here since he voted for me. I'm just not a guy who types long posts here. Let's just hope we're on the right track here just like we were with Snickerway.

Just like we were with Snickerway? No, just like I was right with snickerway! Which is why you shouldn't vote for me! It doesn't make sense, why would a werewolf start suspicion on his own kind and get him killed?

In that case I switch my vote to Chowz.

Currently NON has a vote majority, so it will most likely not influence the outcome, but I'm just curious to see what happens.

I'm voting RandomMan I got goood dirt on him

DAY 3: October 19, 1708

Everyone is feeling conflicted the next morning (as well as a little bit queasy from the night before). On the one hand, Logan Punkleman was saved by the doctor, and they could now be sure of his innocence, but on the other hand, they now knew there was more than one werewolf on the loose, and no one was safe. The villagers get right to work trying to deduce who might be guilty, and immediately two names come to the forefront. Charles Burgman, and Nathaniel Oliver Newman, better known by his initials N.O.N. The villagers argue back and forth for the better part of the day before someone finally proposes that they use the same method they used last time and let God decide. Everyone agrees that since it worked so well last time, it would definitely be the best course of action. Once again a bag with two stones is prepared and both men reach in and take a token without looking. They reveal their hands simultaneously this time. Punkleman looks at the man holding the black stone.
“But… You saved my life?” he whispers softly.
Without another word, one of the villagers aims a musket at the guilty man and fires a silver ball directly into his chest. Charles Burgman, the only Surgeon in the village, falls to the ground without a word. It seems that even God is no longer on their side.

NIGHT PHASE: 48 HOURS REMAIN

Hey guys, I'll be going to a Halloween party tomorrow night so rather than shorten the turn (which would be unfair to everyone) I've decided to make it a 48 hour turn. The second reason for this is that the following players have been removed from the game:
justThisFool – Villager
Spookmate – Vampire
Laika – Villager

Since Spookmate was inactive since the very beginning of the game, I will be assigning a random remaining villager to take the place of the vampire in the interest of fairness to the werewolves. The new vampire will be someone who is currently a villager and will not be given to a special role player.

Wait a minute, NON had more votes than I did! You guys are idiots for doubting me.

Odd, really odd, there was 5 votes for me.. I should be dead…
2 werewolves are among the voters of me, a horrible way of finding out by killing off the surgeon but. You can clearly see
Voters for me:
KYFPMM
Roarshack
Witchdoctor
Walter Kovacs
Chowz (Deceased Surgeon)
5
Voters for chowz:
Me
RM
HackenBacker
3
Do the math, there are 3 wolves left, subtract 2 votes and you get 3 making a tie, theres no way a werewolf can be on the chowz voters, theres no math that could prove it.
Me, Randoman, and Hacken backer are innocent
RM stated earlier that one of the voters of Snickerway was among the mafia, all of the voters for Chowz counted so I'm in no reason to be suspected, Chowz is dead, so this leads to our final man: Witchdoctor
I also move to suspect Major bummer who strategically stayed quiet this whole time and did not vote this round. Not all three werewolves voted as the math couldn't work in that regard, no tie would be made. so Major Stayed OUT so they could keep a tie and kill off an innocent. Makes sense eh?
Also keep an eye out for Artyom he voted for RM, wich would help by starting a bandwagon, but its less likely because if thats the werewolf's plan, its a pretty dumb plan.
Theres also a possibility for t being all three so keep an eye out.
Cya in 2 days.

It's bullshit man. Why did I die if NON had more votes? Diemeariver, you got some explaining to do.

I just explained, theres 2 werewolves in your voters, those votes don't count. Sorry you died

You would have died anyway with those votes. Kill those last werewolves. I feel awful for voting for the one man whod save us. We still have our trusty Freemasons out there, but I'm not sure who else is on our side.

1:51 and 1:54 is basically my reaction to what just happened.
Great, there's goes any chance of saving people's lives. We just basically give the werewolves a favor.

During the preparation of Burgman's body for burial, one of the citizens finds a note. It appears to be a short note that he had made during the debate of the preceding day. It reads as follows:

_It should be noted that one of the five people who voted for N.O.N. was a person who visited my office for for fear of being attacked, but it turned out to be pointless because, well, no werewolves showed up.

P.S. Punkleman owes me $5 for the procedure last night._

Just as last time, I have edited the content of the note to fit the narrative, but the general meaning is still preserved.

Hey guys, I received a message asking for clarification on whether or not last round was a tie. Just so everyone is clear, last round was a tie.

@NON
I got a question. Who is Artyom? Because I don't think this person was in the game.
Unless you referring to Archebald because he voted for Randal than the person you mention doesn't exist. Plus, he's already ruled out as innocent, so no point on voting on him.

I would pay you, Charles. Unfortunately, you are dead, so my debt to you cancels. Regardless, my thanks for saving me yesterday. You did the best you could.

Anyways, let's recap on the status of everyone.

Alive (10):
Major Bummer – Martin Bobber (M)
Sergeant Arch Dornan – Archebald Dorner (M)
NON – Nathaniel Oliver Newman (M)
Roarshack – Robert Shacker (M)
RandomMan – Randal Manson (M)
Lopunny – Logan Punkleman (M)
Walter Kovacs – Walter Kolt (M)
Hackenbacker – Hannah Baker (F)
Witch Doctor – Donovan Eggert (M)
KYFPMM – Kiefer Pommel (M)

Dead (8):
CrowTheMagician – Maxwell Crow (M) (Dead in Night 1) (Villager)
TillsterRulz – Rupert Tiller (M) (Dead in Day 1) (Villager)
ShiJo – Simon Jones (M) (Dead in Night 2) (Villager)
Snickerway – Nicholas Waymer (M) (Dead in Day 2) (Werewolf)
chowzburgerz – Charles Burgman (M) (Dead in Day 3) (Surgeon)
justThisFool – Justin Fooler (M) (Disappeared due to inactivity) (Villager)
Spookmate/Stalemate – Stephen Mater (M) (Disappeared due to inactivity) (Formerly a Vampire)
Laika – Laurance Kaffer (M) (Disappeared due to inactivity) (Villager)

Looks this game got a lot closer now because the werewolves now only need to kill 3 more villagers to win the game. So that's mean there are 6 villagers left since 3 werewolves and the vampire are still alive.

Anyways, like Nathaniel was saying, there were 5 votes for himself and 3 for Charles.

Nathaniel Voters:
Kiefer
Robert
Donovan
Walter
Charles (Dead)

Charles Voters:
Nathaniel
Randal
Hannah

Randal Voters:
Logan
Archebald

Non-Voters:
Martin

Nathaniel said the vote ended in a tie. If it weren't, he would have died instead of Charles. Since the tie did happen, that's means all three voters who voted for Charles are innocent. So that means we got two werewolves who are voting and one werewolf that didn't vote.

Let's look at the Day 1 results since Nathaniel didn't look at those results.

Day 1 Results:

Walter Voters:
Randal (Confirmed Innocent in Day 3)
Rupert (Dead: Villager)
Charles (Dead: Surgeon)
Martin (Suspect)

Rupert Voters:
Walter (Suspect)
Donovan (Suspect)
Kiefer (Suspect)
Archebald (Confirmed Innocent in Day 2)

Kiefer Voters:
Simon (Dead: Villager)
Logan (Confirmed Innocent in Day 2)

Non-Voters:
Justin (Disappeared)
Stephen (Disappeared)
Nathaniel (Confirmed Innocent in Day 3)
Robert (Suspect)
Lawrence (Disappeared)
Nicholas (Dead: Werewolf)
Hannah (Confirmed Innocent in Day 3)

Remember that the vote in Day 1 tied. Let's take a look on the people who voted for Walter and Rupert.

Also, Randal mention there are two voters that are hiding within the Walter and Rupert voters. So that means one voter in the Walter and Ruper voters are werewolves, which leaves Walter, Donovan, Kiefer, Martin, and Robert as the suspects.

We already know that Randal is innocent because he voted for Charles in Day 3 which ended in a tie. Thus, invalidating my accusation against him at the same time. Rupert and Charles are dead.

So that leaves Martin as the only suspect that supports both Nathaniel's and Randal's statement. Therefore, Martin is the suspected werewolf that didn't vote.

Donovan is most likely a werewolf because he was one of the voters who voted for Nicholas. Remember that Randal said that one of the werewolves voted for Nicholas. The only three that voted for Nicholas that day are Nathaniel, Donovan, and Charles. We already know Nathaniel is innocent and Charles is dead.

Also, remember that Donovan is one of the voters that voted for Rupert in Day 1. Kiefer and Walter also voted for Rupert, but Randal said that there is only one werewolf each in both the Walter and Rupert voters in Day 1. We already know that Martin voted for Walter and he is one of the main suspects. Because of that reason, both Walter and Kiefer are innocent.

Therefore we can deduce that Donovan is the suspected werewolf that voted.

Now onto the non-voters on Day 1.

Justin, Stephen, and Lawrence had disappeared, so that's automatically rules them out. Nicholas is dead and is one of the werewolves. Nathaniel and Hannah are confirmed innocent by the Day 3 results. So that leaves, Robert as a possible suspect.

But wait! The vote for Day 3 ended in a tie and Robert voted for Nathaniel.
Robert only voted just now. He was silent for the past two days until now which strikes me as very suspicious. Therefore, Robert is the other suspected werewolf that voted.

In conclusion, the three suspected werewolves are Martin, Donovan, and Robert. I highly recommend that we focus on these three people because the evidence against the three are strong.

>Seeing your plan working and your ass proven innocent

WIth the 6 to 2 votes between NON and Chowz prior to my switch, a 5 to 3 switch would be meaningless of course. UNLESS 2 mafia jumped the vote wagon (and NON and Hackenbacker weren't werewolves). In that case the tie would've gotten us innocents and werewolves. There were some risks and rewards in other scenarios, but in those the risk of NON being werewolf was a larger presence and thus he'd still die (as his vote for chowz wouldn't count) so it wouldn't matter. What I hoped for with my switch happened so I'm satisfied.

@Chowz

Your sacrifice got us a lot of innocents and discovered us the werewolves: I'd say this is a good trade-off. Calm your tits bro.

Now, some of these things were already mentioned, so I'm just going to make it more clear:

Round 2's clues have already been worked out and both werewolves have been found. So we'll combine round one in this post with the clues:

First remember the clue I mentioned last voting round in relation to round 1:

- If Chowz or Witch is mafia, the rest of team the werewolf was on is innocent, but there is still one hidden amongst the other team.

Based on those dead, proven innocent, and proven werewolf, you have:
- Witch Doctor on team Tillster as the confirmed werewolf (see NON's post), thus the rest is innocent (being Walter Kovacs, and KYFPMM and Arch Dornan).
- RandomMan proven innocent, Tillster and Chowz dead on team Walter Kovacs. This leaves you with Major Bummer! Thus another confirmed werewolf.
- The last werewolf is then amongst the remaining other and non-voters. Who at this point, after the suicides of the inactive players, is just Roarshack.

So here's what you got now:

Innocents:
- RandomMan
- NON
- HackenBacker
- Lopunny
- Walter Kovacs
- KYFPMM
- Arch Dornan

Werewolves:
- Major Bummer
- Witch Doctor
- Roarshack

GG.

Using false info to make a point?Cause using evidence i have found NON, Kovacs, and you are all Werewolves. Checkmate

@Lupunny

Yeah, I think he was talking about me, and you are correct, I am not in the game… I dunno why the confusion happened, but it happened. Anywho, I'll take my leave, I only posted because I've been following the tread and happened to see what seemed to be me mentioned.

NIGHT 4: October 20, 1708

With the Villagers numbers dwindling, everyone is becoming more and more on edge. While recovering from his wounds in the comfort of his home (behind locked doors of course), Logan Punkleman is hastily scribbling out notes and theories on who the beasts responsible for this carnage may be. He has one of his close and trustworthy friends distribute his notes around town so that everyone may see who he believes to be at fault, whether or not they choose to believe him is an entirely different matter. As it happens, staying up late with a severe back injury and scribbling notes takes quite a toll, and so Punkleman turned in for the night. Between the back injury and the hard work, he is so tired that he isn’t awoken by the sound of his window being broken in. Logan Punkleman, a man with connections the The Freemasons, dies in his sleep but it is by no means a peaceful death.

DAY PHASE: 24 HOURS REMAIN

(1:32)

Never say die. I knew I was going to die anyways the moment the surgeon is dead. Good game everyone. I will be watching what happens from now.

Voting Witch Doctor

Why hesitate?

Gonna have to agree with RandomMan. Voting Witch Doctor

Also, Sergeant, you're gonna have to explain your reasoning behind your accusations. The logic seems pretty sound to me, and a dead freemason seems to think so too. All you're doing is slowing down progress.

Whoops, I got Arch dornan and Artyom confused >.>
Anyways moving to vote Witch Doctor
Also, gonna go ahead and guess Dornan is the new vampire and is using a last minute chance to slow the game down.
Good game everyone, be sure to keep voting after me and RandomMan's very probable murder.

It would seem that Logan knew that night would be his last, and prepared his final words in a note before going to sleep:

Dear whoever is reading this note,

If you reading this note, I will be dead now.

Since Charles the Surgeon is now dead and I am close to death due to my back injury from the werewolf attack, I have accepted my fate that I will be dead anyways regardless of what happens.

However, my death will not be in vain.

I have gather enough evidence to prove that Martin, Donovan, and Robert are the remaining werewolves. My notes and theories I written down should be enough to convince the rest of you.

Anyways, looks like I won’t last any longer. So I will end this here.

Keep on finding those bastards and avenge my death and the others. So they will get what’s coming. I hope that most of you if not all of you survive.

~Logan Punkleman

P.S.: Send my apologies to Randal for falsely accusing him. I am deeply sorry for what I done to you that day.

Also, Major Bummer must vote this round or they will be removed for inactivity.

Witch, I can't let a good man die in vain…

I abstain my vote for obvious reasons.

Well played.

I will abstain

I NEVER KILLED ANYONE, THE REST IS ALL WRONG TOO

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ON YOUR SIDE

YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS BOAT SNAKE

But I want to say one thing to the Townie people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that werewolf, Witch Doctor. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the Townie people. Thank you.

(might as well vote for Major Bummer while I'm at it)

DAY 4: October 20, 1708

Before Punkleman had died, he had managed to gain the trust of the rest of the villagers. They all agree to respect his final wishes and eliminate the people he named, starting with Donovan Eggert. Grabbing their torches and pitchforks (and of course, several muskets loaded with silver balls), they storm over to his house as the sun is setting. He has barricaded himself inside his home, but the lumberjacks in the villager make short work of the shoddy planks covering his door. The mob rushes into his single room home and immediately realizes that he has managed to slip out the back window. They follow his trail into the woods as the sun sets over the horizon. Eventually they come upon Eggert, only he is not the man they all thought they knew. He snarls and lunges for the closest villager, but before his claws can connect, a musket is fired. The bullet only grazes his back, but the silver quickly takes effect. Howling with pain under the pale moonlight, the second Werewolf is slowly reduced to nothing but a pile of ash.

NIGHT PHASE: 24 HOURS REMAIN

That was… a lot cooler than I was expecting.

Thanks, I try to keep things interesting.