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You have been put in prison because… well, I don't know, but when you get to jail the user above you is your cell mate. How would you react? What would you do?

Move into the furthest corner away from you and hope you don't lecture me on why Nima is the best thing to ever happen to mankind.

Go to my bunk and sleep, hoping I can earn enough good boy points to get out soon enough.

I am not alone, I have this sign to accompany me.

I guess we can talk about planes all day

Don't drop the soap.

I'd have to shiv them with the one I hide in my cleavage pocket

Tie her up so she won't slit my throat while in my sleep.

Console them for the prison's lack of Fultons to hunt.

Talk about math and logic to drive the guards insane

Talk about Rosyjski narod

Plan a route to startegically airstrike the prison.

Plan a route out of the prison so I can avoid the airstrike.

I'd sell his body to the other prisoners and basically start to own the place from the inside…

Hmm, probably try to be friends with him. Talk to him about dark magic, IDK

Keep to myself and get out early on good behavior.

Leech off his good behaviour at night.

Ask him how I ended up in jail

hm… Too cute to stab into submission, have to intimidate the goat and probably use them as a pillow

Hackerific Skills

Don't take my cigarettes or i will kill you.

Slowly get to know them and make sure they aren't working with the guards. If they aren't, proceed with phase 2: Plan an escape. Etc.

Have him hack the door

Why the hell would they give me a metal sign in prison? I'll just sharpen a piece into a fine point and slowly saw my way out/shank anyone that tries to stop me.

Secretly bring a 3DS and play some Pokemon

Hey there pal…You wanna hear some puns?
Your time here will just fly by I'm sure.

Get your animes away from me

Hello new prison play-thing~

Bore them to death with the inner workings of a Metal Gear.

Put my Advanced Power Armor before I get yelled at.

Vietnam Flashbacks

I've already snuck out of the prison.

Oh, did you now?

I'm stuck with a self proclaimed prison DJ who's hacked into the prison intercom.

Look away from him.

Capture it, train it and when it's strong enough use it to escape.

Use the goat as a battering ram. Get it? battering RAM

Yell 'THAT PYRO IS A SPY!' and while the guards are distracted i will sneak out…

Get some anti-weeb spray

"Why does it feel like i have Headlice all of a sudden?"

I'm already small, I can escape the jail cell. Unless they locked me into the vault. If the vault, then I would discuss about…businesses.

Ask him if he wants help in stealing that crustacean's secret formula.

As long as he does not make angry templar noises, he's fine

Sleep with his mom when I get out earlier on bribes good behavior

Well at least my time spent won't be a dull time.

Art trades

BDSM

Ask him what the hunting in Applachia is like.