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pushes miner9001 in a space locker
"You're not coming out of there until we figure out how you got here".

A-Train, requesting permission to board combat robot and friend P.E.N.N.Y

Seconded

(In the locker)
It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

If you want to get out of this ship alive, you'll tell us. I've gotten a lot of experience fighting mages

How about an ancestral being, sealed away for being too powerful for even gods to stop.

Haruhi is like…ten times you to mention…

Yes, i've fought three of those.

Three Haruhis or mages?

Mages. I'm crazy, not stupid

OK! I warped here, hoping the planet we land on has valuable ores, or useful ones at least.

Probably. I think we were heading to Vigrid.

Sorry, I was sealed off before the planets were named. What are it's coordinates?

We're still a little bit far from it but i'd say it's (70999-45559). There are a lot of angels there though, and not precisely the good ones

Tell me about it.
(Remembers being in the fraternity XXX in college.)

(Over Commlink) : "Go ahead and bring the bot aboard, Mr. Kyon. Just make sure she doesn't go Law Zero on us or anything."

(starts dragging makeshift boarding pod to the shuttlebay)

Brings P.E.N.N.Y on board
"Salutations Penny, you are my right-hand incapacitator for any intruders now"

I'm picking up some traces of dat boi's essence.
(Echoes of the words "oh shit waddup!" start filling the halls, followed with the sound of a unicycle.)

(over commlink): "Mr. Kyon, subdue the intruder and stick him in a locker. Then bring that locker down to the fire control room. Have Lt. Commander Burgundy help you load it into the torpedo tube."

(dat boi emerges from the shadows, armed with an AK-47.)
o shit waddup!

"Penny Attack!"
Being robot, she quickly subdues Dat boi, who he takes to the capsule Burgundy set up

Wanna have frog legs tonight?

Activating warp drives.

"Oh great, now a fucking space marine joins us. He'll probably yell at us for talking to aliens…"

(watches commotion on his datapad)

"Uhm, OK…"
(starts flipping through "Subduing Rogue Astartes for Dummies")

(Eating frog legs)
Shpace whot?

marine. See, this is the problem of eating while you're being talked to

You dress like a Chaos worshiper. DIE HERETIC!

Weeeeeeww, more guys in metal suits!

Stop. You're making yourself look bad.

This is getting out of hand

(cautiously waits by airlock with a frying pan)

"What is this? The Imperial Inquisition?"

quickly hides everyones "heretical" material in some empty space lockers
"better to be safe than sorry"

Grabs a hylian shield and covers
What are we even fighting now?

"I honestly don't know. I mean with that weird asshat that we're going to shoot out of the torp tube and these Astartes appearing from literally out of nowhere, I honestly don't know anymore."

(stares off for a few seconds)

"I need a fucking drink."

(pulls out whisky flask and chugs some of it down)

What's next, are we going to get attacked by wadle dees and hammer bros? Who knows what's going to come out of that stupid teleporter.

"….has anyone checked on Doomguy recently?"

Well, I guess I am stuck with a robot then.

How are you still alive?

(Regenerates) Plot reasons.

hits miner9001 in the head with a shoverl
"Someone help me drag his body in the trash compactor"

"Actually, I have a better idea."

(drags empty storage locker)

"I'm going to need a demo charge and a blowtorch."

tosses you the demo charge and blowtorch
"gotcha covered"
shoves miner9001 in the locker

(proceeds to activate the transceiver on the demo charge and tosses it in the locker)

"Now then…"

(uses blowtorch to weld the locker shut)

"Ok, help me drag this to the airlock."

(Warps out) Sorry, but the Banland security force is after me after my unpleasant creations were put on the market.

Uses a hookshot
You're not escaping now

you again?

The one that's bothering this mission is you.
Seriously, what's your problem with me? I'm the chief engineer.

I was only trying to help. Sorry.
(Warps out)

I was talking about davian.
Now that you're out, do us a favour and don't let anyone else in