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Nobody is above me… Time to plead. Oh dear goodness, please don't cut my throat! I'm too rare to die!

You will die by my flames. Slow but painful

I'm not going to murder you, because I'm not an edgy try hard on the internet.

I will lure you into a pit of death by leaving a trail of lewd anime pics.

There's no need to kill you, you're British, you're already dead inside~

By using pesticide.

I'll use you as zombie bait.

Literally running you over while driving a Mario Kart themed Mini-Cooper.

Stab you,cut your head and your limbs.

Slowly annihilate you from (matter-based) existence by exposing you to an antiproton or positron beam, starting with the extremities and working towards the vitals until you are no more.

(Plus, there's no mess to clean up! Will need to figure out how not to annihilate everything else in the room.)

Tie him down onto the train tracks

Top hat and moustache twirling with manical laughter optional

drowning in coca-cola

Knock him unconscious and feed him to a pack of starved feral dogs.

I will jab a knife inside of your stomach, twist the blade and pull it out.

Bury and encase him in concrete followed by vitrification of said concrete mass.

Poison his wine for dinner.

Give you a salty ass dish and dump you in a desert to die

Crash a jet into his house. Battlefield 4 style.

Recite an entire gore fetish fanfic 'til your ears bleed and head explode.

Give you a raw polar bear liver, making you overdose on Vitamin A

I'll cut off your arms and then set a bomb to blow you up