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Kirby

Goodnight everyone

Some comic writer was horny that day

This thread bored me.
…
I know what will make it interesting!

Shantae doing what she does best, being cute and sexy!

I apologize for being so anatagonistic and messing with the forum layouts….

Anyway….

Seems like know your meme might soon be displaced and go bankrupt becuase of this MEME GOLIATH

Long ago, the KYM nation lived in peace and harmony. Then everything changed when the Facebook nation attacked.

Kirby 2

Finally someone is asking the real questions

I owe the mods an apology tbh but eh

Looks like I've won this thread fellas. Bow down and weep to my genuinely authentic, not photoshopped (though if it was, clealy expertly done) award.

What a coincidence, i have one of those too.

I mean… I been artifitially extending this forum post so winner: me….I am just saying…

Badass sigma male

lel
proof it doesn't exist

Heart warming and wholesome <3

I've been posting on this post for longer technically speaking, and have the record for the most amount of days without anyone answering.
So clearly, i should be the winner.

Fair points everyone, but consider this:
I win, and if you disagree I'm telling my mom you hit me so you can't play on the xbox anymore.

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Anyway, Nyanners.

Ok, but consider this:

I hear you here. However:

Learning to draw hentai turns boomers and x-gens into corporate NPCs?
This feels like some serious weird-ass 1984 dystopic propaganda.

Fortunately I've watched enough of video essay youtube to see through the lies, and disregard the confusing slander against hentai artists.

Checkmate there, buddy.

Please ignore the woman in underwear, she is not worth your time, the message is what is important here

lol no

NO! YOU ARE LETTING THE SEX WIN!

Not on MY FUCKING WATCH!

Ain't no winning against the inevitable

sex means eventual children,

children means people dying in the future,

less sex = less death

Super mario 64 has (as far as I know) never killed anyone or sent anyone to hell or whatever

checkmate

First of all, TerminalMontage has already shown the N64 as a console has caused the death of a child. By extension, Super Mario 64 as a flagship console title has killed people.

Secondly, how can you possibly enjoy your favorite games if you or the creators of said games weren't even concieved? Sex has led to those precious moments, No!!.
Go have sex.

I cant have sex I am mostly stuck inside my house as I cant walk anywhere, it sucks (my country Honduras is a fucking disaster tbh)

either way you are forgetting something important

Sex doesnt feature parallel universes, you know what does have paralel universes? Super mario 64

Okay, but consider this…

parallel universes, he's right goddamn >:(

I have a dream." That one day, every sex crazed virgin in this nation will control their OWN destiny.

Guys I have terrible news though

So you do not exist, therefore I win!

Well you dont exist either so I win instead! hah!

Haha, fools!
I was born through spontaneous generation.
Ya'll never had a chance.

yeah well I wasnt born from human sex I am a dark force from beyond created from pure cringe, depression and malice. It is why I dont fear death or the afterlife.

So I guess its a tie

Sex is real.
You all exist.
Spontaneous generation is a superseded scientific theory.
And what drives you if the fear of death doesn't? At least we can be certain about death. What certainty do you have?

Sex is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.

Agreed. Here's your tip.

Fortunately, we know what this cryptid looks like:

Finding redemption for my many sins before the mods condemn me back to the underworld to be punished.

Doctor Sex is a small fry in comparison to the eldritch horror that is his master.

And you know well who I am referring to. I am referring to the CEO of Sex, also known as…

…Takeshi.

See? According to Square Enix sex is for basic normies! Virginity is cool!

(no seriously wtf is this game Square?)