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One night, when I was frisky…
over some potent whisky…

Like the waves of the Bay of Biscay…
I began to tumble and roar…

My face was as red as a lobster…
I fell and broke my poor nob, sir…

My watch was picked from my fob, sir…
I'll never get drunk no more…

Now I'm resolved to try it…
I'll stick to a moderate diet…

I'll not drink, but I'll deny it…
And shun the alehouse-door…

For that's where they tell us…
With all the jolly good fellas…

But I swear by the poker and bellows…
_I'll never get drunk anymore…

Congrats Quiet_boi on being the last post on page 69!
You get the honorary Nice Award.

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Anyway, in completely unrelated news:

Mods are asleep, wish them good night

I exist to bring pain and cringe. Its great

In 20 years from now "getting cancelled" will just be an euphemism for getting murdered lol

In 20 years from now "getting cancelled" will just be an euphemism for getting murdered lol

hi guise wuts goin on in dis thread xD

hi guise wuts goin on in dis thread xD

Thanks, now all of you stop posting so I can win this thread.

Uhm…no

But Squibbly, what if I actually want to serve the state?

They ain't hiring. They're just luring you in to reveal your heinous kusogaki crimes from 2008-2013 and have ye detained and tortured for life, bucko.

No, no, this… This can't be.

They promised me whiskey, drug orgies, and all the blowjobs I could ask for.

Pro-tip: Subtly change your political aligment depending on who you want to piss off today.

pro tip: Go outside more before its too late

That's my motto…

protip Orange is the color of work-ethic, savings and jealousy

It's also the color of exhibitionism, impatientness and superficialness

I kinda like Orange.

Orange

Liking the Annoying Orange is one thing, but Lisa Simpson?!
UNFORGIVABLE.

Thus man slaps your ass, what do you do?

I slap him back… 

only for him to also slap back, with me responding with the same, and the random people start looking at the strange and totally not gay spectacle of two men spitefully slapping each other's asses.

I just start walking like this:

And people wonder why modern movies suck, we didnt appreciate art when it was delivered

Sometimes true art needs time, even years, to finally be understood by the common plebeians.

Anybody want in for my new necromancy cult?

Free snacks included.

Hostia, ¿una reseña en español?
No lo esperaba.

Fellas, let's talk about safety

Last of us is mid

No más inglés. A partir de ahora, esto es un hilo en español.

El Imperium de la humanidad es super mid, prefiero todos los demas personajes en warhammer 40k que los humanos.

They are watching me

Bueno, eso es tu opinión.

Si sientes que nadie te hace caso, que nadie te pone atencion ten consuelo en que un mod esta siempre viéndote siempre lol.

No but seriously I would love having internet power lmao.

I would allow ALL THE NUDITY! It would be great….sigh if only

Yo no. Yo estoy más a gusto siendo un pordiosero.

ES NOCHE DE FREE FIRE!

Live service, ai powered, metaverse compatible, 3d hentai visual novel with constant free sex updates. Compatible with both Oculus and smart dildos!

Someday a mod will ban me…in real life… I will get shot

Alright, I am not going to sugarcoat it.

The first episode of the second season of G-Witch was kind of lackluster, but the second episode, on the other hand, 

Good lord, I still haven't recovered.