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You are a prisoner in a high security prison. You are currently awaiting your execution that'll happen on Monday for a crime you didn't commit. The Prison is heavily guarded.
-Around the clock security
-Cameras in your cells
-Heat Detecting sensors in your cell and around the prison
-Collars with paralyzing tasers
-Bi-Weekly changes for passcodes and finger print scans

You only have 2 ways leaving this Prison Pleading your Innocence or Escaping. What will you do?

Try formulating an escape plan.

You have been examining the pattern of the Prison staff and overhead that there’s power issues with the generators. Your best bet is to have a fellow inmate or prison guard sabatoge the power. You also know it’s best to try and escape when they escort you to your execution. What will you do?

Fuck her right in the pussy trip the one escorting me and kick em in the nuts, then run away.

Play dead to fool the guards. If they think you're already dead, they won't have to kill you, and they'll just dump your corpse in a pit somewhere. Make sure you shit your pants to complete the illusion of death.

The other guard notices you trying to run away and shoots you, killing you. BAD END.

The guards check for a pulse and notices there is no pulse. They decide to cart your body to a morgue to have your body check to see what caused your random untimely death. You have about 30 minutes to escape the transportation to the Morgue. What will you do?

I contact a lawyer and ask him to attempt to reopen an investigation or declare a mistrial.

You have three select options for a lawyer.
A new lawyer who’s fresh out of college and is hoping this’ll get him famous with his job.
A cheap lawyer who only cares about getting paid
An expensive lawyer who is well known for solving cases like this.

Which Lawyer will you choose?

I select the new lawyer, believing that if he's fresh out of college his sense of justice hasn't been corroded by life yet.

Hmm…maybe I can trick them by disguising as a guard
the things snark can save you from

The young/fresh lawyer and you do your best to clear yourself from the case. After months of fighting for your innocence it has been proven that you’re innocent.

You have escaped Prison. GOOD END.

You have a collar attached to you that shows your exact location. It will be difficult to sneak past while wearing a collar like that. What will you do?