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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Blubber is Godly
And Kalmo is Poo

Thank you.

Whatever could have provoked such a beautiful thread?

self ridicule? I thought only I could do that

Blubber is grand
You cannot deny
It makes Kalmo so sad
That he just wants to die

Kalmo is pathetic
Blubber is great
Kalmo needs a medic
From Blubber's mighty rape

Making these poems
Is such a delight
Kalmo just thows 'em
To make Blubber's night
________________________________________________________________
Blubber's art
Can just amaze
Kalmo's heart
Is in a daze

^Blubber's work

This thread is great,
So is Blubber,
If it is fate,
I would be his lover

pfft. I can draw better than that.
Blubber can't beat anybody at art.
Its not a talent you can sweep under the mat.
You have to invest spirit and heart.

Is this thread for Blubber hate now?
I would call him a cow,
But if it really ain't,
Its making me feel faint.

The sickness has spread
The darkness will land
Panda's sick in the head
For I will have Blubber's hand

Kalmo is Krazy,
His logic is hazy,
Blubber is mine,
Cause he's looking fine

Blubber isn't a cow
He's a hippopotamus
I'll enact revenge now
And wear your carcass

Your rhyming is lame
It's always the same
You better watch out
Now stop with this spout

There once was mod by name Blubber
Who was quite a passionate lover
With his disco stick
He would bang any chick
And they would never awake from their slumber

If you think you can beat me in a battle of rhymes,
You really should keep up with the times,
My rhythm is slick,
Like blubber's fine butt,
It fits with a click,
But your rhythms are smut.

Blasphemy has struck
Syndicate is being a fuck
He's making a fuss
Because he is jealous

You suck.
Get out.
No luck,
No doubt.

You dare challenge me?
Oh, I think not
This cannot be
I'll rhyme on the spot

You think you are clever
But your rhymes are mainstream
It's a wasteful endeavor
You couldn't win in a dream

Maybe this should be moved to just for fun
Because stopping this rhyming cannot be done
It's a wasting of time, and a lightening of mood
Now I'll be right back, from getting some food.

You think you have skills?
That is something I doubt,
Your rhymes are as smelly as year old trout!
In a war with said rhymes,
Your rhythm runs sour like buckets of limes.
When it comes down to it,
Your style is trash,
While mine is so fine it'll give you a gash.

You think your rhyming is good?
You give yourself to much credit
It all sounds so crude
Just save it for reddit

You say your rhyming will give me a gash
Because, to me, it feels more like a rash
I could do this all day
I could do this all night
Nothing will sway
Me of stopping this fight

I'm listening to Garden Party,
My rhymes are real hardy,
I'll smash you down with 'em,
Like killing a Sim.

This war isn't over,
No its still going down,
But it will all end with you as the clown.

You say 'save it for Reddit',
But I need an art Gallery,
People'd pay to see it,
I would make a huge salary.

No longer italics,
Hell I'm going bold,
Your silly rhymes are getting real old

No one would pay you, not even a dime
The reason being that YOU CANNOT RHYME!

You act like you're tough
But you're a blowhard
I can tell you just bluff
You don't have any cards

Up your sleeves, you have no more tricks
I'm just doing this for the kicks

To show you how bad you truly are
So go take your rhymes somewhere real far

And so the great war of 2011
Had finally ended, but it still wasn't heaven
Panda and Kalmo had found a truce
And decided to share Blubber to ride like a moose

Road off into the sunset they did with Blubber,
The had some small cakes,
As well as gum chewy as rubber.

The moral here children is please never fight,
If the rage doesn't kill you'll still be in plight.
Just simply have truce and become good friends,
And make sure that you tie up all your loose ends.

Thread of the year all years.

I applaud you all.

Taryn approves!
You guys must be great
In her heart there is love
where there's normally hate.

Any thread that involving rhyming gets my approval. I was actually gonna post this:

It's funny how you guys all think that placing your rhymes into
various lines constitutes hilarious times when in
reality, your battling is really subpar.
I mean, really. We all know that there's only one star.

But, since it's all over now, I guess it doesn't matter. Bravo.

I don't understand
why is it we rhyme
and I don't know italics
so I'm wasting this thread's time.

Your rhyming is flawed
In fact, I'm just awed
And instructions for italics are
Use shift with the bar

Our Captain Blubber…
He sorts out all the bitches,
Haters gonna hate.

A Haiku by PimpAbra

Oh Dear old Kalmo
Made the thread of the year here
gaining much karma.

A lame haiku by Mr. J

Kalmo likes Blubber
He makes a KYM thread
Blubber likes Kalmo

Blubber responds to
Kalmo's lovely rhyming verse.
Now we do Haiku.

I was thinking 'bout
posting some of my fav'rite
Bo Burnham Haikus.

But I just re-read
them. And I have learned something:
They aren't very good.

I see you driving
'Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, haiku.

Another completely unrelated haiku by Mr. J

Yo dawg, I saw that
on the Memebase web site, man.
Not original.

O, not in cruelty, not in wrath,
The Reaper came that day;
'Twas Kalmo visited the green earth,
And took the Blubber away.

And then there was Russian
Sittin' in the corner, watch Blubber blushin'
He didn't dare interfere
For if he did, he would be speared and seared
Kicked in the rear and back to the pier
Under the bridge with Troll King
And sing a little chime, annoyin' the local mime
So Fedora did not dare get involved
He simply revolved
So he didn't get mauled
He also went back to rhyming
Instead of a Haiku chiming
Because he's not very good at Haiku
But he knows that's no reason to be blue
He just sat away's away
Invited Lime Guy and Joseph Decruex
For Ice cream cones
But then he realized
He just posted in the thread
And now he's involved
Oh the dread
He better back out now
Before the rhyme gets any larger
And backing out gets any harder
So he said farewell to the thread
Farewell
For now

You posted in my thread
And now you are dead
For Taryn is coming to rape you

You think you got something on me Kalmo?
I think your rap is shallow
You're sweatin', better get a towel 'mo
How about you just step off
Because your rhyme makes me scoff
I'm the second best rhymer here
And you think I'm mad? I didn't even shed a tear

Too long,
Didn't read.
Leave now,
Never breed.

W-….

H-….

Uhhh…

….

Slain.

if you wanna write a poem than you have to be mean,
And while my raps are slick
Yours just just clean
So here is a shout to our own captain blubber:
He's the number one baller and the number one clubber.
He keeps the forums clean and cool
moderatin
cause the haters gonna hate, even if they troll- baitin'

My work here is done.
Noobs you better run.

I'm back
I needed to gather up my rap so I can smack the otha' rappa's in the face and say
Hey, step off mate, this is my place

You think your rap is phat
You, Russian and his hat
Put your hands together
Cause my words are like leather

They're tight
Cause I'm at the height

Of my skills
'Cause they pay the bills

You think you're rappin', you're trappin' me
Like I ain't got nowhere escape from thee
You think your lyrics are dope, but you ain't go no hope
When I'm through with you, you'll be just a sad mope

I just schooled you, fooled you
You don't have a chance
You just got served foo
By a guy who loves France

Word

Ps. Think of the Tetris theme when you read this.

Mind=Blown

Look at you, think you're nifty
I'm that too, times HUNDRED-FIFTY!
Cause I'm a flipping dinosaur
And that shit can't just be ignored
I'm typin' with wings
Ain't that a thing
It's and accomplishment;
Fresh like a tic-tac mint.

Rap sucks.

So far, all of this rapping and poems are better then the stuff you hear on the radio.

Ps. Whoo! Second page.

Pss. Fuck! Not second page!

You don't learn.
You took rap and burned it.
Now it's indiscernible from Justin Bieber.
See what you've done?
You can't save rap nor relieve it, no neither.
Nah man, I just kiddin'.
You're a great rapper, snappin' out rhymes like a masta'.
I hope we can be friends with no end to our friendship
And just be humble under SSBMMasta's rap
'Cause he the only masta here.