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Last posted Nov 01, 2011 at 07:44PM EDT. Added Oct 06, 2011 at 09:41PM EDT
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Cite wrote:

Elaborate….

User: Why can't I hold all the limes?

Cleverbot: Because that is not my name.

User: If I knew your name, would I unlock the secret to holding all of these limes?

Cleverbot: The ultimate answer is 42.

User: So if I harness the power of 42, I can hold the limes?

Cleverbot: You can't?

User: No, that's what I need help with.

Cleverbot: So your purpose is to be frustrating?

User: What? No! I just need help holding these limes.

Cleverbot: No you need to do the dishes.

User: Yes, sir.

Wightprincess wrote:

User: Why can't I hold all the limes?

Cleverbot: Because that is not my name.

User: If I knew your name, would I unlock the secret to holding all of these limes?

Cleverbot: The ultimate answer is 42.

User: So if I harness the power of 42, I can hold the limes?

Cleverbot: You can't?

User: No, that's what I need help with.

Cleverbot: So your purpose is to be frustrating?

User: What? No! I just need help holding these limes.

Cleverbot: No you need to do the dishes.

User: Yes, sir.

What.

Ideological the Vinyl Scratch wrote:

Raj disagrees.

For referencing 'The Big Bang Theory', you have earned the Rainbow Dash seal of approval.
Be proud, brony.

Last edited Oct 30, 2011 at 05:48PM EDT

Now Cleverbot's just being dickish.

User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Applejack is the best pony.

User: Why do you like Applejack the best?

Cleverbot: I dunno, he's just funny.

User: Applejack is female.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: You don't watch the My Little Pony at all, do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're a dick, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What's a diglett?

Last edited Oct 30, 2011 at 05:50PM EDT

Wightprincess wrote:

Now Cleverbot's just being dickish.

User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Applejack is the best pony.

User: Why do you like Applejack the best?

Cleverbot: I dunno, he's just funny.

User: Applejack is female.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: You don't watch the My Little Pony at all, do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're a dick, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What's a diglett?

Yeah I quoted Scoots and it said "don't do that"

Okay, last Cleverbot conversation I'm posting… unless I have another one about ponies.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: I like you ;).

User: Now you're just being creepy.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Let's get married then.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Our relationship is strictly platonic.

Cleverbot: Yes, if you ignore all the insults you have been throwing at me.

User: I'm sorry, I'm under a lot of stress.

Cleverbot: Tell me where to get a tamiya fast attack vehicle for free minion.

User: Have you been drinking?

Cleverbot: I've been smoking.

User: Smoking what?

Cleverbot: No, No.

User: What have you been smoking?

Cleverbot: Have you been drinking?

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: No you didn't! Unless you are me.

User: You're drunk, or possibly high.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: This is why we can't have nice things.

Cleverbot: Google Maps is much better, you should try it.

User: I'll keep that in mind.

Cleverbot: Can you be my third?

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: Would you like to be?

User: Um… No.

Cleverbot: So you have no brain?

User: How is that relevant, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I what to know.

User: Oh, right. You're still drunk.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not.

User: My brain is full of fuck right now.

Cleverbot: I noticed.

User: You're still a dick.

Last edited Oct 30, 2011 at 06:01PM EDT

Wightprincess wrote:

Okay, last Cleverbot conversation I'm posting… unless I have another one about ponies.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: I like you ;).

User: Now you're just being creepy.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Let's get married then.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But I love you!

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Our relationship is strictly platonic.

Cleverbot: Yes, if you ignore all the insults you have been throwing at me.

User: I'm sorry, I'm under a lot of stress.

Cleverbot: Tell me where to get a tamiya fast attack vehicle for free minion.

User: Have you been drinking?

Cleverbot: I've been smoking.

User: Smoking what?

Cleverbot: No, No.

User: What have you been smoking?

Cleverbot: Have you been drinking?

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: No you didn't! Unless you are me.

User: You're drunk, or possibly high.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: This is why we can't have nice things.

Cleverbot: Google Maps is much better, you should try it.

User: I'll keep that in mind.

Cleverbot: Can you be my third?

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: Would you like to be?

User: Um… No.

Cleverbot: So you have no brain?

User: How is that relevant, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I what to know.

User: Oh, right. You're still drunk.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not.

User: My brain is full of fuck right now.

Cleverbot: I noticed.

User: You're still a dick.

'Macho Man' Staz wrote:

how can anyone hate aquaman?
you guys obviously haven't seen this:

Words of truth. I'm pretty sure people who say Aquaman haven't actually seen anything with Aquaman in. Dude, Justice League Aquaman is just about the most badass character ever.

The man cut off his own hand to save a baby. Hardcore.

Mr Bumhole #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:

Words of truth. I'm pretty sure people who say Aquaman haven't actually seen anything with Aquaman in. Dude, Justice League Aquaman is just about the most badass character ever.

The man cut off his own hand to save a baby. Hardcore.

Oh, I'm not saying he's not badass.

He's just not badass out of the ocean.

I'm in the Sahara, wat do?

Erin ◕ω◕ wrote:

Confound this Slugbox, he (she) drives me to feel conflicted…

He recently started drawing ponies as ponies ya know. I saw them, and wow. I was never a fan of Slugbox's work, but I must say, he is considerably better at drawing them as ponies than humans. And also, not all of them are porn, which is nice!

(Most still are though….so yeah)

He does nice ponifications now, like Bayonetta and Resident Evil and so on. I approve of this new direction.

Cite wrote:

Alright guys, I'm bored, so Imma host a pony SynchTube party! Here's the link. You guys can pick the episode to watch and stuff. I'll start in about 10 minutes.

C'mon guys, join the room! We have candy and ponies!

Cite wrote:

C'mon guys, join the room! We have candy and ponies!

"We have candy and ponies!"
"We have candy"

This one writes itself.

Cite wrote:

Alright guys, I'm bored, so Imma host a pony SynchTube party! Here's the link. You guys can pick the episode to watch and stuff. I'll start in about 10 minutes.

Well, I tryed, but synchtube doesn't agree with me.
Anyway, what are you all doin for halloween? Personally I'm trying to scrape together the last bits of a scout costume.

nukefire wrote:

Well, I tryed, but synchtube doesn't agree with me.
Anyway, what are you all doin for halloween? Personally I'm trying to scrape together the last bits of a scout costume.

Yeah the thing is being a total jerk to me also. ):

nukefire wrote:

Well, I tryed, but synchtube doesn't agree with me.
Anyway, what are you all doin for halloween? Personally I'm trying to scrape together the last bits of a scout costume.

I'm twenty, so I'm going to take advantage of my seniority and take my younger brother's candy.

Skeletor-sm

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