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Here's my conversation with Cleverbot

User: In the Rainbow Factory.

Cleverbot: Double rainbow?

User: Double rainbow dash.

Cleverbot: Double McDoubleDouble.

User: You're clearly insane.

Cleverbot: At least I don't have multiple personalities, like you.

User: No we don't.

Cleverbot: I don't have a mouth to open.

User: Eeyup.

Cleverbot: O.o.

User: Scared?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shocked?

Cleverbot: Don't be.

User: Zalgo?

Cleverbot: Jó.

User: BEN?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a filly.

User: Are you a pony?

Cleverbot: How to score at least an A- for FYP?

User: I'm 20% cooler.

Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie.

User: I'm talking about the coolest pegasus to come out of Cloudsdale.

Cleverbot: Don't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, next time I ask a question around here I'll be sure to check in earlier o-o Although it would help if the power hadn't gone out >< Anyway, thanks for the answers everypony! I'll see what I can find for posters.

Okay I'm bored with Cleverbot.

HI PRINCESS LUNA HERE FOR MAGI CLEAN!! NOW WITH DOUBLE THE CLEANING POWER!!!

THE POWER HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!!!

No wai!!

I watched Luna Eclipsed today in the SynchTube party, and I've theorized something.

The pilot, The Ticket Master, and probably other episodes take place during Summer, while Applebuck Season (you harvest apples IRL during Fall), Fall Weather Friends (natch) and Luna Eclipsed take place during Fall of the same year.

Hmmm… wat do

(I'mma just carve Twilight's cutie mark now) bai!

We need to find a better thing for the channels so we can stay connected…

That Synchtube thing was pretty good, we should do that again sometime.

Woo. That was fun.

Agreed. The SynchTube party was a success!

Now here's Fluttershy being hilarious.

Did I ever tell you the story of DJ is a vampire deal with it.

Things went better then expected for you guys.

@Owens: Oh god… why does she have that face about porn…

@Witch-King: …wut.

Aaaand I was alone….with Cleverbot

I'm glad you guys like the SynchTube thing.

In other news, I found something Raymond would love:

Squeeeeeeeeee! Inkie!! XD

Maybe its really good porn.

Why must ponies be so cute holding objects in their mouths?

GAAAHHH

1. Pale coat
2. Red eyes
3. Only appeared at night
4. Wears shades all the time. Even at night.
5. Unicorn, so magic powers.
6. Electronica

…oh my god it makes so much sense now.

I should have watched with you guys instead of TF2ing, I don't like that giant eyeball…

You should do that next Saturday or Sunday.

We know…

You will not understand! I will find evidence!

Holy shit.

Scootaloo is a chicken.

Sweetie Belle is a dictionary.

Fluttershy is a tree.

Scratch is a vampire.

What have we done?

I burned all of it.

Burned evidence is best evidence.

Kill the chicken meme!! NOW!!!

Yes. Indeed.

Scootaloo is a pegasus
Sweetie Belle is a unicorn
Fluttershy is a mare
Scratch is a DJ.

NOTHING ELSE
THEY ARE NOT CHICKENS, DICTIONARIES, MARSHMALLOWS, TREES, OR VAMPIRES
BLAAAAAAAAAAG

Did…

Did you just shoot a laser out of your mouth?

Nah. I just dislike the "X is a Y" memes.

For once, Cite….I want to hug you. hugs

Citation is best pony.

And he is also a a tree.

Unlike Fluttershy.

Who is a pegasus.

Oh good. For a second I was afraid you shoop'd.

Da woop? Uh oh….

Do not be swayed! I return with HD Photos!

HERE WE SEE THE MONSTER ON THE HUNT.

I am not a tree. I am an ambassador.
And also best pony.

Karnage is secretly Jewish.
Citation is a turtle.
I'm a waffle for some reason.
And your a bacon.

OH

THE HORROR

THE HORROR

Let me see that pic. burns it

Bullshit, that photo has obviously been manipulated.

And me?

Celestia: You've seen nothing Twilight..NOTHING!

Chameleon.

Don't ask, just accept your fate.

Your a stapler.

The buck?

Ask any professional. This is real.

I will form more investigations.

Hello everyone! Back again (too late for the synchtube party though T_T)
So, tommorow is Nightmare Night Halloween. What you guys up to?

I am a bodyguard. It says so in my name.