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KYM Pony General V: We Just Don't Know What Went Wrong

Last posted Jul 01, 2012 at 04:43PM EDT. Added Feb 19, 2012 at 11:27PM EST
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That-guy wrote:

Thank you, that's what I've been wanting to talk about.

Well you see the whole furry and pony thing has been on my mind since I became a brony.
Well today, all was going normal, I was looking through an artist who came back to dA, so I wanted to see what was recent, and in her faves there happened to be one of those softcore porn pics of Rainbow Dash.

Then, all the problems I had came rushing back, and I came here hoping to talk about it, and the rest is history!

>2012
>not faving softcore porn pics of rainbow dash on devient art whenever possible

I'm kidding of corse but It's important to not focus on things that you don't like about this fandom. Everyone has more fun that way.

@RandomMan
Perfectly stated.
Your middle option is always decried as 'anthro' and 'furry.'
I do think that those feelings are largely based on the internet's annoyingly prejudiced views on furries.
Some simply don't like the style, sure, but they are more likely so call it creepy or unappealing and leave it at that than to go into full-on rage mode.
It really bothers me when bronies get involved in the furry hate because, in many ways, our two groups are so similar (not even considering the whole 'anthropomorphic animals' angle).
Both communities are filled with thousands of individuals with widely varying interests and works, but society will lump up together under the most objectionable examples that it can find and endlessly imply that the worst of us are the standard.

It's understandable that some might want to distance bronies from furries while we are still young in an attempt to avoid the fate that befell them, but we were doomed from the start.
Anyone first discovering MLP had to realize that societal acceptance was going to be an uphill, and likely unwinnable, battle.
Part of the fun was being able to ignore the mindless hate flung by those who don't bother to know any better.
For the love of Celestia, don't turn around and do the same thing to furries!
If anything, we should be banding together to try to make a stand and show the internet that we (yes, even the R34 guys) are not freaks, but humans with differing interests.

As a side note from hanging around on the internet for some time now, I find it almost funny that the single most accepting, kind, and tolerant people on the entire 'net are… drumroll… porn artists!
Maybe it's from sustained exposure to humanities weirdest fetishes, but R34 people seem to be much less prone to having 'Stop-liking-what-I-don't-like' reactions to others' art and comments.
Just something to think about.

DeadParrot222 wrote:

@RandomMan
Perfectly stated.
Your middle option is always decried as 'anthro' and 'furry.'
I do think that those feelings are largely based on the internet's annoyingly prejudiced views on furries.
Some simply don't like the style, sure, but they are more likely so call it creepy or unappealing and leave it at that than to go into full-on rage mode.
It really bothers me when bronies get involved in the furry hate because, in many ways, our two groups are so similar (not even considering the whole 'anthropomorphic animals' angle).
Both communities are filled with thousands of individuals with widely varying interests and works, but society will lump up together under the most objectionable examples that it can find and endlessly imply that the worst of us are the standard.

It's understandable that some might want to distance bronies from furries while we are still young in an attempt to avoid the fate that befell them, but we were doomed from the start.
Anyone first discovering MLP had to realize that societal acceptance was going to be an uphill, and likely unwinnable, battle.
Part of the fun was being able to ignore the mindless hate flung by those who don't bother to know any better.
For the love of Celestia, don't turn around and do the same thing to furries!
If anything, we should be banding together to try to make a stand and show the internet that we (yes, even the R34 guys) are not freaks, but humans with differing interests.

As a side note from hanging around on the internet for some time now, I find it almost funny that the single most accepting, kind, and tolerant people on the entire 'net are… drumroll… porn artists!
Maybe it's from sustained exposure to humanities weirdest fetishes, but R34 people seem to be much less prone to having 'Stop-liking-what-I-don't-like' reactions to others' art and comments.
Just something to think about.

I dunno about you, but I'd rather not band together! Just saying, And that'll cost me karma.

I see little similarity too.

So,uh… I think I may have just indirectly inspired a song…
I'm kinda in a state of 'smile shock' right now!

Long story short, I posted a story to FiMFiction (later EQD: LINK) about a month ago.
Then, an amazing writer who goes by The Descendant wrote 'Shine' which greatly expanded on one of the scenes/characters from my story.
Now, someone named OtterMatt just wrote a song based off of 'Shine!'
He didn't reference me as a direct influence, but even being one level removed from the creation of a friggin' song is more than I ever expected!

@That-guy:

What is your problem with furries, if I might ask? Societal acceptance, while a hefty goal, is something we should strive for. Why not do it with a group that wants it, too?

Furries aren't inherently bad by any means, and every furry I've met has been generally nice. Hell, a furry server I stumbled across on TF2 is undoubtedly the most welcoming and close-knit server I've seen.

If we can't forgive and set what few differences we have aside, then we're the freaks.

@Fifths:

I can head-bob to it.

parties soft

@DeadParrot:

Congratulations.

If not for the already heaping pile of fics I need to read, I'd read yours. As is… I'm… kinda just keeping it at bay with a large stick…

That-guy wrote:

I dunno about you, but I'd rather not band together! Just saying, And that'll cost me karma.

I see little similarity too.

Would you care to explain your point of view at all?
I'm trying to understand, but when you respond to three paragraphs with three sentences, it's quite difficult to see where you're coming from…

My point was not to say that brony = furry.
We do however share a stigma from society at large based entirely on the idea that both bronies and furries are 'disturbed, perverted, sick, weird, etc, etc.'
We should be working together to help people realize that people with differing preferences should not be relegated to perpetual mockery and hate.
Bronies who try to counter this hate by saying 'But we're not furries!' are only deflecting it onto the internet's designated whipping boys and doing nothing to actually combat prejudice.

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.
Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 02:53AM EDT

Derpy Vaz wrote:

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

Oh, you cheeky bastard.

Hello? I wrote story, I need criticism. Not pony related so you can skip over if you like.

Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 03:29AM EDT

Derpy Vaz wrote:

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

Not that this gif would ever apply to THIS thread, but it's funny anyway.

Derpy Vaz wrote:

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

Derpy Vaz wrote:

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

Can't decide on reaction…
Have them all!

Derpy Vaz wrote:

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

>mfw:

Derpy Vaz wrote:

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

….

Derpy Vaz wrote:

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

Better love story then Twi. Oh wait.

Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 08:47AM EDT

Derpy Vaz wrote:

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Twilight are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Twilight's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick c@%k slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the c$m more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous s#!#n overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, c@%k poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal p&$$y, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with c$m, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her mane and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that c@%k is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot c%m spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered p&$$y for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You c@m% so much inside of me", then her hooves dig into your back as she feels your c@%k hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Twilight is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

@El Slinker

Alright, I read your story and here's how I thought it could be improved. You might be familiar with the writer's addage "Show, don't tell." Do that. Your second paragraph is just a boring exposition dump, which is bad for three reasons.

1: Exposition dumps are always boring, use them as sparingly as possible.
2: It's extremely confusing hearing all this new stuff get dumped on me so early in the story, so I just filter most of it out, missing crucial names and information.
3: You're sacrificing a great opprotunity for intrigue. It would be much more interesting to me as a reader to slowly pick up through conversation and interaction that these people are in some kind of black ops, and I would be very curious why this little red head is there. Making the audience ask this kind of question and then answering it is the soul of what makes literature interesting.

Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 10:03AM EDT

That-guy wrote:

Well, I'm gonna do something I will majorly regret! And I hope everyone or anyone can forgive me for what I'm a bout to say.

The furries in this fandom are slowly killing it. Heck, the furries are killing this fandom.

Again, I'm sorry, frustrating day. No offense to anyone.


I've just read everyone else's posts now. Good discussion guys. Not much else I can add.

Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 10:18AM EDT

Fifths wrote:

@El Slinker

Alright, I read your story and here's how I thought it could be improved. You might be familiar with the writer's addage "Show, don't tell." Do that. Your second paragraph is just a boring exposition dump, which is bad for three reasons.

1: Exposition dumps are always boring, use them as sparingly as possible.
2: It's extremely confusing hearing all this new stuff get dumped on me so early in the story, so I just filter most of it out, missing crucial names and information.
3: You're sacrificing a great opprotunity for intrigue. It would be much more interesting to me as a reader to slowly pick up through conversation and interaction that these people are in some kind of black ops, and I would be very curious why this little red head is there. Making the audience ask this kind of question and then answering it is the soul of what makes literature interesting.

Yeah, thanks for your feedback. I know that I did pull that expostition out of my ass with that secind paragraph. If you read the title, then you know that I wrote it as a joke. I just like to write small excerpts to get the feel of the characters and their backstory before I start to write the story. Still, thanks to your feedback. EDITING AWAY!!

Ugh…I've been gone two fucking weeks and I don't wanna read all this shit you guys have talked about.
Now onto what I have to say…
Some of you who are into brony music may be aware of a giant brony musician collaboration, under the name "Balloon Party".
It finaly released. And its FREE
Here's the Bandcamp page
Its a name your price thing, so you can pay for it if you want.
WHICH YOU SHOULD BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE YOU A GOOD PERSON
But yeah, check it out.
Much of it is poni, much is non-poni.
But so far my favorite tracks are :
Lung Buster
Dregs of a bitter cup
Cawtion
They will see me
Get my rope
Break it
Dregs (AA remix)
Its a total of 45 songs, well worth chipping in about 15$ for.
So download it.
And enjoy it.
/end return rant
[BE AWARE THAT I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME NOR THE PATIENCE TO READ OVER THE LAST 10 OR SO PAGES TO SEE IF THIS HAS COME UP YET. YOU WILL TAKE THIS POST AND DEAL WITH IT.]
@Lasers below
The one with Popper being a pussy excuse for a bounty hunter and me slapping him repeatedly?
Yeah, I did. Notbad.png

Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 02:02PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

Pyro, did you read the trollfic I wrote a while back?

If not, you HAVE TO!!!!!

Mine too! Read mine too!
Edit:
I mean, if you haven't read it already… Fluttershy squeak

Last edited Jun 08, 2012 at 02:03PM EDT

Sunhammer wrote:

Ugh…I've been gone two fucking weeks and I don't wanna read all this shit you guys have talked about.
Now onto what I have to say…
Some of you who are into brony music may be aware of a giant brony musician collaboration, under the name "Balloon Party".
It finaly released. And its FREE
Here's the Bandcamp page
Its a name your price thing, so you can pay for it if you want.
WHICH YOU SHOULD BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE YOU A GOOD PERSON
But yeah, check it out.
Much of it is poni, much is non-poni.
But so far my favorite tracks are :
Lung Buster
Dregs of a bitter cup
Cawtion
They will see me
Get my rope
Break it
Dregs (AA remix)
Its a total of 45 songs, well worth chipping in about 15$ for.
So download it.
And enjoy it.
/end return rant
[BE AWARE THAT I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME NOR THE PATIENCE TO READ OVER THE LAST 10 OR SO PAGES TO SEE IF THIS HAS COME UP YET. YOU WILL TAKE THIS POST AND DEAL WITH IT.]
@Lasers below
The one with Popper being a pussy excuse for a bounty hunter and me slapping him repeatedly?
Yeah, I did. Notbad.png

My favorite tracks on Balloon Party are:
16 NOCAB
Cawtion
Dregs
The Little Toyshop
Break It
Melody
Orbital Friendship Cannon
Disco Lights
There's also some others I can't remember. Oh yeah, you should totally buy this album guys. It's going to let the musicians go to Bronycon this year.

I actually heard that Balloon Party was going to have nearly three times as many songs, but the guy that threw them all together cut the majority out without telling any of the artists. I think MandoPony and iBringDaLulz were two of the artists that had songs cut, which proves that quality wasn't the issue. And even if it was, that doesn't warrant removal.

Millennial Dan wrote:

@Pyro

I did make a post about that, but it's a great album, so it bears repeating. And don't let Fifths tell you otherwise (not that you would).

Bleh. I'm really not in the mood to take anything from anyone right now. Yeah, he'd get his ass kicked. Badly. So, what the fuck did I miss while I was at a funeral/family reunion?
EDIT: Who the fuck is Fifths. And why the hell does he sound like a killjoy

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Sunhammer wrote:

Bleh. I'm really not in the mood to take anything from anyone right now. Yeah, he'd get his ass kicked. Badly. So, what the fuck did I miss while I was at a funeral/family reunion?
EDIT: Who the fuck is Fifths. And why the hell does he sound like a killjoy

Nah, he's just doesn't care for our wubs too much. He's actually recorded a couple of interesting songs, you'll find 'em if you ctrl+f his name in the last few pages. Cool guy really.

Millennial Dan wrote:

Nah, he's just doesn't care for our wubs too much. He's actually recorded a couple of interesting songs, you'll find 'em if you ctrl+f his name in the last few pages. Cool guy really.

>Doesn't like wubs
>Has a Vinyl Scratch avatar
…..fuck logic
Searched his name and found his profile.
Seems like an…okay poster.
But I've got my tinted lenses on you, Fifths.
I'm always watching…..

badsitrep wrote:

Random thought:

If the mane six played video games, which ones do you think they would play?

RPGs, FPS, RTS, Platformers?

Twilight- Phoenix Wright, Professor Layton
Pinkie Pie- Warioware
Applejack- Oregon Trail
Rarity- The Sims
Rainbow Dash- Madden, Wii Sports, Mario Kart
Fluttershy- Zoo Tycoon

Edit:
While we're at it-
Celestia- Black & White
Discord- Desert Bus
Luna- Lunar Lander

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badsitrep wrote:

Random thought:

If the mane six played video games, which ones do you think they would play?

RPGs, FPS, RTS, Platformers?

PICTURE TIME!
Twilight: Portal (Logical Puzzle games)

RD: Anything fast!

AJ: Adventures!

Fluttershy: Anything non-violent should be good.

Pinkie: She'd just break into the games…

Rarity: Sisterly bonding time!

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Alright guys, weekend is here and that means it's time for me to go downtown and beg for spare change with a guitar ply my art for the masses. Might be I sing my new pony songs while I'm there. If by chance you should see some psychotic looking homeless man singing blues songs about pony, don't make eye contact and just keep walking (maybe give him a dollar so you can be sure he won't shank you when your back is turned).

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

I actually heard that Balloon Party was going to have nearly three times as many songs, but the guy that threw them all together cut the majority out without telling any of the artists. I think MandoPony and iBringDaLulz were two of the artists that had songs cut, which proves that quality wasn't the issue. And even if it was, that doesn't warrant removal.

Nah, Circuitfry's a pretty cool guy. That doesn't sound like him. Their songs may have been put on Cowbell Party instead, or it may not have been finished on time. In case of the latter, they may be in the upcoming Balloon Party: After Party Mix. I feel bad for Supersaw Hoover, though. That dude's always rejected because people don't like his style of hardcore and speedcore stuff. Still, it's kinda funny to get banned from a hardcore album for being too hard! lol

@badsitrep:

Twilight – Professor Layton, Phoenix Wright, Hotel Dusk: Room 215 (loves her some Nintendo DS), parts of L.A. Noire
Applejack – What the hay's a vidya gaem?
RD – Tribes: Ascend (gotta go fast!), Forza
Fluttershy – Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, Pokemon
Rarity – Tycoon series
Pinkie Pie – Mario Party, Super Smash Bros. (hectic combat), Digimon (breaking the fourth wall, you say?)

@Fifths:

You should drag a piano to the street corner and play it.

That would get some attention.

@Jackal Lantern:

Yeah, I'm going off of knowledge I heard about from friends. I don't actually have evidence on my back, so I can't say for certain.

But I'd think the guy would tell the artists who had their songs cut before doing it, at the very least. As it is, a few people were confused, undoubtedly.

badsitrep wrote:

Random thought:

If the mane six played video games, which ones do you think they would play?

RPGs, FPS, RTS, Platformers?

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Twilight would probably play games with a story since she likes to read, and RPGs tend to be known for that. That could also include some adventure games with a large story behind it (e.g., Legend of Zelda). Of course, she's a planner which seems to make strategy and puzzle games appealing (however, I'd doubt that they'd be real-time. Probably turn-based.) Planning and acting on plans under pressure? Seems more of something that would cause her anxiety.

Also with her love of planning and making everything run in a certain way, I think she'd lose a lot of time with simulation games of a sort. RollerCoaster Tycoon? Running an amusement park? Again, she might lose a lot of time to it, but I don't know how much she'd enjoy it if things began to go poorly.


Applejack doesn't seem like she'd want to spend a lot of time on video games, so she'd probably end up playing and enjoying games that didn't involve a lot of time or commitment. She's competitive and considers herself an athlete, but I'm not sure if she's the one to make the transition to racing video games. I think she'd just say that she's rather play the sport herself.

Something as foreign as racing a car might be appealing though. It's not something that takes up a lot of time or commitment if you don't want it to, it gives you plenty of ways to be competitive with friends, drones, or playing online, and racing at those speeds in Equestria isn't a concept ponies would know about or could easily recreate (especially Earth Ponies.)


Now Rainbow Dash could probably get behind sports games more. Applejack is an athlete more by trade than by hobby. Dash loves competition, even in games, so she'd probably enjoy sports games more than Applejack. She'd like racing games as well. So even though she loves flying, if she's feeling lazy, she could still race without exerting herself.

Dash also seems to get a kick out of creepy stuff (or at least scaring people and performing in the face of danger when she isn't bluffing. ) She might enjoy some stealth games or horror games. I think stealth might be a little taxing, because Rainbow Dash hates waiting for long. She'd just want to act and would likely fail pretty often (Which she also hates.)


Fluttershy would play Kirby and Pokémon. I feel like she would love seeing a cute, adorable creature annihilate all of the competition. And Kirby has recently been more of a relaxing game than one that requires a lot of effort and practice. Between what I've seen and heard of Return to Dreamland and playing Epic Yarn, they are almost interactive art as much as a game. Sounds like fun. Of course, I think she'd like catching different animals, and Pokémon has always been a solid monster-catching RPG.

I also feel like she'd be more likely to play specific games than games from a particular genre. She likes pretty much all animals even though they're all very different, so I feel like she'd like a certain aspect of a game and would enjoy it for that. It might be found in a shooter if the enemies were inanimate and exploded into something harmless and floaty. It could be found in a RPG if she really likes the characters and wants to take care of them. They'd also probably be single-player games. I don't think she'd want to play with people she didn't know, and she'd probably would be too concerned about beating her friends and making them feel bad to play with anyone else.


Rarity. Enjoys creating fashion and being fashionable. Very sophisticated. Generous to a fault.

That doesn't sound like a gamer at all!

<img src="http://img.ponibooru.org/images/fa0c0b1e235667cfd89cd346eac88a7d/178216%20-%20animated%20laughing%20laughingmares.jpg%20rainbowdash%20rarity.gif" height="300" / >

Anyway, I can't think of many games that she would want to play. Perhaps a simulation game where she can run a business or, again, a game with a story behind it. She likes scuttlebutt and gossip, so she might enjoy games where the story is compelling and there is a good bit of romance (cheesy or well-developed and realistic.)

There's also a chance that she might take pride in beating up a character. I've always said that Rarity is a classy pony by nature, but she has the ability to be really athletic (outside of comedic situations and gags. Carrying Tom was more of a gag as pretty much anyone could carry him.) Think about it. She kicked a manticore without a second thought, she very swiftly hip-checked Twilight with little effort, and performed really well at the Sisterhooves Social.

If I think back to one of my favorite comics*, then I think she might like first-person shooters with a touch of stealth. Sizing up a situation, getting into position, and executing objectives flawlessly. I think she might enjoy something like that, and I think I can allow myself a little bit of headcanon here and there.

*And if you don't know about the Time Off comics, especially the Rarity one, then shame. On. You.


Pinkie needs something happy, upbeat, and nothing that takes a lot of time to get into or thought. Not that I think Pinkie isn't smart. On the contrary, I think she can make relatively sound decisions more quickly than any other pony (her values that go into those decisions may be suspect, but they often work for her.) But I don't think creating a whole strategy and ongoing tactics for one map would be something that she'd enjoy.

Something interactive like dancing games would seem to be up to her speed, as well as a lot of multiplayer games. Mario Party seems like it would be made for Pinkie Pie.

I think she'd also enjoy games that are as much art as they are a challenge. She seems to enjoy things that stimulate her senses (e.g., eating a ton, smelling flowers, watching butterflies, rolling around in the grass, singing for the smallest of reasons). Video games only hit on three of those, but if you had a game like Electroplankton, (I had another in mind, but I can't think of the name,) Pinkie might be entertained by that without actually having to accomplish anything.


EDIT Seeing as long as my post is, Explosive ninja'd me without seeing what I posted. Not only did we come up with specific games that were the same many characters (I actually considered using AJ's accent in a hypothetical quote from her,) we listed the characters in the same order.

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Don't do that again. I'm paranoid and sh!t.

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Twilight would definitely like turn based strategy, and games that are heavy on the plot. (stop laughing, srsly) In particular, she would LOVE Bethesda's stuff. Fallout would be very enjoyable, and Skyrim, even moreso due to the inclusion of magic. I really think she'd be into statistics too, so she would have fun discovering ways of advancing your character through combining different perks with different skill point distribution.

Pinkie Pie would play all the party games like on the Wii. She'd be all about the multiplayer. Local multiplayer, anyway. I can't really see her playing online since most of those games are either aggressive FPS games or time-consuming MMO's. I can't see her enjoying those.

Applejack wouldn't play games. If she did, she would just play casual games like Angry Birds or something.


Rarity would play minecraft and Hat Fortress 2. But seriously, as Verbose stated, "I think she might like first-person shooters with a touch of stealth. Sizing up a situation, getting into position, and executing objectives flawlessly." She would like playing TF2 as a spy. But she'll be so pissed when Pinkie Pyro rushes a heavy and gets her killed while her cloak's still up. :P

Rainbow Dash is aggressive. She'd want an aggressive game. She'd be an annoying Call of Duty fangirl, cussing out all the other ponies online. When she's not doing that, she would be tea bagging you in Halo. You know it's true.

Fluttershy would play… hell, I dunno… those anime dating sims. The sexy ones. She's a secret porn addict, I just know it.

EDIT:
@Explosive Lasers
Most brony musicians hang out here, so you might be able to check into it if you're interested. I don't have any proof either since I haven't visited in a while, but I have spoken with the event organizer. He's not the type to just cut songs that he doesn't like. I don't know why he wouldn't tell people their songs were cut. I'd assume just some oversight. He forgot, he was busy, etc.

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