I didn't read the new ep synopsis due to the fact I hate spoilers. Tell me and, and I'll murder you in your sleep smack you down.
Now, I shall enjoy the rest of my Christmas
I see we have some newfags newcomers into the forum…at Christmastime no less
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ahem)
anyway
I'll welcome too
Welcome to Hell KYM Pony General. Be nice and we won't have to remove your brain and place it in one of our experimental robots kick you around like a football.
Let's get some basic rules down, and following them will help you enjoy your stay!
>Follow the rules. They're clearly posted.
>Know your mods, and be nice to them. They're all pretty cool guys, so don't worry.
>Speak your mind, but realize you aren't void of criticism should anyone want to provide some.
That's about it, so enjoy!
Now, for the not so serious portion (so don't take everything seriously), user introductions!
First off, you are now in RandomMan's army of bitches. He is ultimate and supreme to you lowly maggots lesser beings.
What Verbose is law. He sets rules around these parts. He is also a mind freak a psychological guy. Be nice to him
Connor the Brony, to our disappointment, is not a half-Mowhak half-British Tomahawk-wielding Assassin who watches miniature equines. Instead, he just watches miniature equines and has a debatable sexual orientation (In all seriousness, he's a pretty cool guy)
Explosive Lasers is an asshole; don't talk to him (just kidding; he means well and is also pretty neat)
Derpy Vazquez is an awesome swagbot who posts here quite often recently and leaves nice gifts
Fifths is a casual poster who has some serious swag (but has to compete bow down to RandomMan). He's nice.
Twins is our resident female. I think that's 'nuff said, other than her neatness as a person.
Tim the Enchanter likes loves Monty Python. He can also summon fire at will, but is afraid of white rabbits.
Bruno, Advance, and Joe Amethyst (some of whom have changed their names for now) are all jimmy rustlers. They ran a reign of terror of R34 until RandomMan became like Thor and put the hammer down on them laid down the law. In any case, they're pretty strange, so view and contact at your own discretion (warning : user pages are not safe for work/children)
Pinkamena Diane Pie is mad, murderous, and needs to be arrested self-explanatory.
Zero is a relatively new chap who is a very neat character. He says a lot of good things
Coily is a snake, so Indiana Jones hates him
Gigatoast is an artist who draws a lot of neat stuff.
We have a resident Pyro, who loves Luna/NmM. He is another awesome fellow.
And as for me, I'm your resident Star Wars and CoD enthusiast. Queen Chrysalis is my waifu.
Ship Chrysalis, and I will kill you
Ship Luna, and Pyro will kill you except princest (only joking, Pyro)
Ship both of them together, and both me and Pyro will kill you.
Anyway, that pretty much gets things all the way. Connor will probably have to post his KYM brony guide soon.
In any case, enjoy your stay!