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Yup. Any dream where you realize during the middle of it that you're dreaming is a lucid dream, regardless of what you do or how long it lasts. In fact, even though I'm a seasoned veteran compared to most, my lucid dreams still tend to only last for a minute or so. :( And I've had 44 of the bastards.

Congratulations on having your first lucid dream, anyway.

I had a lucid dream when I was quite young.

Mind you, it only happened really because I managed to question why I was breathing underwater…

That dream got pretty odd after that point.

My dreams are freakin weird.

When I was four, I had a dream (or nightmare?) where me, my folks, and a bunch of other people and cartoon characters (PBS and Nickelodeon characters, specifically) were en route to a concert where Mickey Mouse and a band would perform. When we all got there, it unfortunately, wound up being a trap in a creepy area, and we were tortured and killed by monsters and aliens, as one alien walked up and started singing a song about singing a song while we were being tortured.

Another one was even more messed up, my family and I were at a Wal-Mart, and found out that people were being ambushed in the electronics section to be encased in clams forever. When we tried to do something, everything suddenly just went WRONG. The TVs exploded, everyone in my dream turned into Mrs. Puff (from Spongebob) and shrank down to a tiny height, and the store exploded. Whoa….

Another involved me at a gathering with a bunch of kids I know when suddenly evil robots invaded, and sent many of us flying around town. But then, Several kids dressed up in Mega Man-esque gear while the rest of us turned into Pokemon (I distinctly remember being a Charizard) and a battle to save the world ensued. We won.

And another one involved a strange opera which starred many cartoon characters. I don't really remember anything but the final act, where everyone in horror watched as Cartman killed Kenny in cold blood. Then, in a rather shocking swerve, Cartman suddenly expressed remorse over what he had done and, in song, lamented about his crime, eventually ending an opera sting of "O-M-G I KILLED KENNYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" And everyone started crying because it was so sad. Then all of a sudden, everyone, including myself, were eating LOTSA SPAGHETTI in a Hotel Mario-esque restaurant with Mario and Luigi's warped counterparts from the game in question. I was about to mention how weird this was when a thunderstorm's rumbling woke me up.

Yet another one was where I realized I could turn into a six wheeled Mini Cooper and the government used this to their advantage by having me do secret missions around the world. I later found out I could turn into a red panda too.

I could go on and on about the bizarre dreams that I've had….

As for lucid dreams, not really very often, but I did have one dream where this weeping angel look alike (scary version) kept on appearing, but I was like: "That thing must be trying to make my dream a nightmare." So I woke up. Not sure if it counts.

I had a dream recently where cockroaches had infested my room, and somehow BSoD and IvanP91v were involved. There was also a part where opspe was in it as a black gangster for some reason.

What's happening to me?

Uh…….

You know what, on second thought, I'm perfectly fine with the dreams I have. You can keep your disturbing dreams, BSOD ಠ_ಠ

It was the first day of school, and the only class was Calculus. My bane. All of my class mates were cartoon characters from shows that are currently airing. Except for me. I was just myself. Dipper solved an equation correctly, and then the professor, Indiana Jones, incorrectly solved the equation and stated that Dipper was, in fact, the wrong one. Jones promptly went on an ego-fueled rampage that involved pistol whipping and regular whipping, as well as thrown furniture.

I road my bike home, and turned into a poorly animated, pixelated mail delivery guy. I did not deliver to Indiana's house. Upon getting home, I found myself to be an only child. Somehow. All of the doors were suspiciously painted red. The decor was from the fifties, and the house smelled of old people. Somebody, I do not know who, was in the kitchen selling apple pies. I did not buy one, as Professor Jones charges a fee for every incorrect answer, and I am bad at mathematics.

My favorite line from the dream was said by Indiana Jones.
"Wherever there are young minds, there are dreams to be crushed."
Long story short, math is evil.

@Muffins

Isn't that the second time I ended up in your dreams?

@RF

Why wouldn't you want to dream about Rocket launchers and Jetpacks?

Now I just had a dream last night which had some elements from this very thread! Namely, I had turned into Twilight Sparkle, (Someone earlier posted about being that pony.) And I teamed up with a bunch of random people, (including a sentient Blue Screen Of Death, looking at you above me.) to stop some bad guys from ruining a cruise ship. Werid. (I'm not even a brony, so my being TS was really odd.)

WHY DO I KEEP INVADING PEOPLES DREAMS!?

I have an extremely vivid image from my dream last night. I was standing on a ridge overlooking Los Angeles. Around me there were sagebrush, chaparral, and other desert fauna. I was looking out over the miles of city towards downtown in the distance. There were two brilliant orange-red suns setting behind downtown, reflecting off the windows of the glass buildings, and shining over the city. The city itself was in shadow, bathed in the deepest blues and with touches of yellow, orange, and red. It was really amazing, and I wish I could, like, make an image of it.

By "disturbing dreams" I meant your, well, more disturbing dreams.

ALEJANDRO IS NOW IN ALL OF YOUR DREAMS.
YOU CANNOT FIGHT THIS.
IT IS INEVITABLE.
YOU MUST ONLY ACCEPT THIS.

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I've been having dreams related to the Pokemon anime. They involve Riolu appearing again. God I hope that's true. And looking at the Best Wishes 2 poster, it may seem so.

God damn it…now I'm going to have dreams like the ones you guys described in this thread.

I have a recurring flying dream, like that's original at all.

But anyway, the weirdest dream I've ever had was a dancing fruit dream. Yep, I was dancing with fruit. I don't know what to think of that, though. Maybe it's a sign that…I like fruit? Or that I like dancing? Or that I like dancing fruit? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT ALL MEANS, DAMN IT!!!

There were two brilliant orange-red suns setting behind downtown,

This makes me think.

I've had a ton of dreams that involved looking up at a night sky and seeing extra moons orbiting the Earth. EG: at any given time there will be 3 Luna's orbiting in different directions. Usually horizontal from my perspective. They would also move and rotate incredibly fast.

The more I look at the sky, the more moons appear

The phenomenon also would not stay limited to Luna's. Any planetary body in the solar system will appear as a moon oribiting earth at a close and clearly visible distance including Earth itself so those 3 Luna's I mentioned earlier would quickly turn into 4 Venus's, 6 Jupiters, 1 Ceres, 2 Titans, 5 Mercury's, 2 Earths (Dafuq? What planet am I on?), 1 Oberon and 1 Io…all in the night sky.

The moons would keep multiplying until they "crashed from the sky and filled the land like a swarm of beach balls"

Every third dream I get is like this. I wonder if other people have had dreams like that too?

I also wonder if my fascination with space has something to do with it.

BSoD, if you're saying Luna's why aren't you saying Terra? It just really annoys me.

I used the Moons proper name because I was speaking in the context of other moons other than just The Moon. I needed that name in order to help differentiate between "Planetoids in orbit of a planet" and "The specific planetoid that orbits this planet".

But I did not refer to the Earth by it's proper name since nobody would have gotten confused from my use of "Earth" in the context of other planets. Therefore using "Terra" would not have improved the readability of my post and so I simply did not bother.

I have to write this down before I forget it.

I was going door-to-door selling merchandise. It started out as just any merchandise, but within a minute or two the only thing I was selling were Sports Billistrated (the typo was on all copies). I found one house in which a girl invited me in for cookies and tea. It was nice, up until I realized the cookies all looked like my face. I asked her why she had a cookie mold of my face, and as it turns out, I look exactly like The Legendary Hero. Everybody has cookie molds of The Legendary Hero, I guess.

Suddenly the roof was destroyed from above and the girl was kidnapped by a Griffon. It began to rain heavily, flooding the house. I started to drown, but found that I have gills and can breathe underwater. The fireplace roared to life while still submerged in rainwater, and a Nether Portal opened upon the mantle. Bubblegum Princess appeared from the portal, and informed me that there was no such thing as real magazines. I asked her what she meant by that, but she simply repeated the phrase, and pointed towards the portal. I rolled up one of my Sports Billistrated magazines into a crude flailing weapon, stepped through the portal, and woke up.

Whoa, you dream is very…odd.

I had a dream which involved being underwater, too, but it didn't end well. It involved me with my folks driving down the highway when the area became volcanicly active and a bridge fell out. My dad didn't even try to put on the brakes, he just drove straight off into a lake. I looked up and saw that we were miles underwater, and woke up very disturbed.

After playing TF2 MVM for a full day, I had my first dream about it,

I dreamed I was in the hallway of some apartment and a Robot Hoovy with the Fists of Steel came running through it, randomly smashing holes in the walls and punching doors as it went through the wallway. It went right past me.

As the Robot hoovy reached the end of the hall it smashed a huge hole in the wall leading outside, then the Robot turned around, put it's Fedora on and said in it's robot voice: "Welp, time to go to work!" and the robot left. I am assuming that by "work" it meant killing some TF2 players.

That same dream also had lots of other freaky shit going on in that apartment including, milking triceratops (like dairy cows) in an indoor gym, finding lone pets in apartment rooms and hugging them (they were lonely), Ponies having slumber parties in other apartment rooms (I was not allowed in) and Overflowing toilets clogged with plastic trash and urine soaked toilet paper all over the floor.

The Robot Heavy was the most vivid moment though.

I had a dream where everything is dark and i can't see. I see a black sreen and stare at it hoping something happens. Nothing does and i turn around to see someone. I have no idea who this is and it turns out he has no face and i wake up.

I'm scared. O.O

I recently had a dream wherein I was chased by a swarm of giant bees, started a war against oppressive robots, ran away to join a human resistance movement, and made out with Shizune from KS.

So yeah, it was freakin awesome.

Incidentally, I could go into a ton of detail, because I wrote about three pages worth of material on the dream.

Oh dude, you just made me remember my first nightmare. When I was three, I was scared of bees, and by scared, I mean FREAKIN TERRIFIED! So my nightmare involved me having breakfast when my food turned into a bunch of bees. I ran out the door and to our play area, which turned into bees, too. Basically, anything I looked at, cars, people, trees, pretty much anything turned into a swarm of bees intending to sting me to death. It ended with me running all the way to my grandparents house, only to find that now everything was bees, except the swimming pool. I ran up onto a diving board, only to find that the water was now a zillion bees all crawling around. Then a bee started buzzing around my head, scaring the daylights out of me and causing me to fall in. But I woke up without crying or anything.

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Just had an interesting dream last night.

First off, I was on a cruise ship with my folks and other people, and we got off on a very snowy and very hilly area. We were informed that the area was flooding so we would have to run up the hill, but as we climbed up, the hill became steeper and steeper until it was straight up and down. A bunch of people fell, but suddenly the flood was gone. As we climbed down, I guy ran up and informed me that I had to meet some people in Cozumel (an island off the coast of Mexico) for something. Instantly, I was in the town, which was covered in lava for some reason, and I turned into a little red parrot. I flew around town and found the people who I was supposed to meet: Dipper and Mabel Pines. Dip told me that someone was responsible for destroying the town and filling it with lava, and that this someone was in the building we were in front of. We went in, and to our surprise it was Grunkle Stan, who then tried to kill the three of us. After a long battle, I became a giant red parrot and knocked him unconscious. Dipper and Mabel ran up, and informed me that it wasn't really Grunkle Stan. "Who is it?" I asked. Before they could answer, I suddenly woke up. Arrrrrgh.

You know, that would be funny if an episode of Gravity Falls was like that, minus me as a red parrot of course.

I'm back, and I had a dream last night where I was at a barbecue with characters from Hey Arnold! and Rugrats, but goats kept eating all our food. Rather low key compared to the other ones I have mentioned, but strange nonetheless.

Quite a while ago I had a dream where Remilia from Touhou made out with me on a couch.
I'm not sure if I should count myself lucky or be very afraid.

I just remembered a dream that I had a while ago, like when I was 13, where I was having trouble with my computer. I was trying to install a program, but whatever I did yielded strange results, like the computer reverting to earlier Windows operating systems, rendering the desktop in ACSII, (or whatever it's called), looking EXTREMELY primitive, or showing weird wallpapers. Finally I was about to pound the computer, when it SPOKE to me.

Computer: "You idiot! Can't you see that I don't want you install this program? I tried to convince you but you didn't listen! Oh well, I guess I'll install the program, on one condition…."

Suddenly, I was sucked into the computer and was transformed into the game's protagonist, a tall shapely female Indian who looked like Pocahontas.

Computer: "You'll just have to be forced to be the game's main character forever. Even if this game is uninstalled, or the computer is destroyed, you'll still be here for the next nine million years, doing what the game is intending you to do, so what are you waiting for? Get going!"

I started, and had been at it for four years when I suddenly woke up. It had felt so real, I thought that it was real life! I hate dreams like that. (Not like a lot of people here would mind being a nice looking woman for the next nine million years). Come to think of it, I actually had several dreams for a while where I turned into an adult woman. It was very strange. I wonder if any of you have had dreams like that.

rendering the desktop in ACSII, (or whatever it’s called)

You must have been dreaming about DOS. The earliest Microsoft Operating System

But seriously I LOL'ed at that dream. That's pretty funny.

I have not had any dreams where I switched genders but I have had dreams where I invented entirely new games, or maps/levels in games…then played them. Sort of like what you encountered

At the time, I didn't think it was funny, as I wasn't into girls back then, (weirdly, I'm still not really now), but it's funny now. I also had a dream where I had made a video game that had Shaggy and Scooby Doo traversing a lava filled no man's land, and I played it. Unfortunately, a similar situation to my above dream occurred, and I became the game's final boss: a gigantic dragon.

Building up on my comment about hating "so real you think it's real" dreams in my gender bender video game dream, I sometimes still have those, but usually I realize that it's a dream and wake up. One particularly ludicrous example involved me and my folks headed to the beach, but I realized I was dreaming when I found a pair of shorts in my chest of drawers that I didn't remember owning. What makes this odd was because we were getting to the beach in Dr. Rabbit's hot air balloon, and somehow that made sense. Go figure.

There was one occasion, however, where it felt so real, I didn't even realize it was a dream until I woke up. It involved me at the beach with my folks, (sequel to the first dream, maybe?), and I was asked to get something from inside the hotel complex. So I go off, and discover Legend Of Zelda-esque elements, such as Zelda items in various places, including several masks. So I come across one that looked like a Mudkip, and like a complete idiot, (and having been aware of M'sM) I put it on. Cue a gruesome transformation into a Mudkip. At first it didn't bother me, I thought it was cool, then I realized that the mask was no longer there, leaving me stuck permanently stuck, causing me to freak out for the rest of the dream. When I woke up, I actually was surprised that it was a dream because it had felt so real. (Hence why I panicked, if I had known it was a dream, I would have stayed calm.)

Speaking of old dreams from the past: When I was young (eight or ten maybe) I had a dream that I went to bed and began to dream. Then I woke up IRL, or so I now assume, without waking from the dream within a dream first. For a few years after that extremely vivid dream, I was convinced that I was still dreaming, and was waiting to wake up.

Last night I had a dream in which I could fly, poorly. I flew from my home in Texas across the Pacific ocean, miles above sea level at breakneck speeds. It was supremely painful. I started to descend over Mt. Fuji in Japan, and the trip took about five minutes. I suddenly lost control and veered off to the right, flying straight into Siberia. After hurtling through a birch forest and smacking into virtually every single tree there, I arrived at a rather large Russian city, and flew into an underground parking garage of a mall. I managed to skillfully avoid hitting the concrete support pillars and crashed through a door to the beautiful mall interior. I flew to the entrance and clumsily shattered through the front windows. The world outside was abandoned. The streets were littered with empty cars and garbage. It was as if everybody had died in some kind of terrible plague and respectfully hid their bodies from sight. I floated in front of the mall for a moment, feeling miserable because this was entirely my fault, for some reason, before waking up.

That makes me think. Do any of you guys remember your earliest dream? I do.

I remember having a dream as young as 2. I dreamed that my house turned into Disneyland and Mickey Mouse was in my backyard.

I think that's all it was. It was a very simple dream but not surprising for a simple 2 year old mind.

One of the earliest dreams I can remember was one where I was in a band with Mario, Luigi, and the characters from that PBS show Dragon Tales, but as we practiced for our next performance, a tornado came and carried us off. The "soldiers" were called to rescue us, but we escaped beforehand.

In fact, since I brought it up, a lot of my earliest dreams usually ended in a tornado coming and destroying everything in the dream. For example, one that involved me with my folks having a picnic with a bunch of teddy bears ended with a tornado coming, as well as on that involved cartoon characters holding their own Olympics. It didn't help that I had watched "Twister" beforehand.

The earliest dream that I can remember was a recurring nightmare in which my bed was floating through the void of space with massive yarn balls raining down around me. There were no stars, planets, or other space-based phenomenon. Just yarn balls. This dream continued to plague me nightly for years until we got rid of our evil cat, Opal. On that night there was a wizard in my dream who destroyed the yarn balls as they rained down with bolts of lightening from his wand. The end of Opal's reign of terror marked the end of that dream.

Count Lionel mentioned dream within a dreams a little ways up. That made me remember one of those that I had back when I was four and sleeping in my parents room. I was having a fairly normal dream when I woke up. My dad woke up too, and informed me that some friends of ours were visiting. I turned to say hi, and suddenly fell through the floor into some sort of void. I suddenly woke up again. I turned to my dad, who asked me if I had ever heard of rubbing your arm in a strange way, which would turn the person you were staring at into a character from your favorite show. At the time, my favorite show was Dragon Tales, so I turned into Zak, and suddenly fell out unconscious. I then woke up for real.

Here is one of my nightmares.
I woke up on what seemed to be a darker morning the clouds had blocked the sun and as i went to school it didn't change and later the way i take would be closed when i left school but throughout the day i saw some creepy smiles like with pareidolia. So when I left i had to take a alternate bridge route (i always feel uncomfortable on the bridge as it goes over the train tracks i don't know why i hate it.) suddenly i felt a breeze so freezing i felt it in my bones and muscles as it froze on the spot and i saw a shadow walk to me but as i made the details it was a pure black tall creature with a perfectly spherical head and hollow eyes that glowed sickly white and a smile with jagged teeth and a zip through its whole body. It got to me and grappled me with huge claws and dangled me of the bridge and head butted me keeping that frozen expression and suffocated me and let go and as i hit the train tracks i woke up.

Just last night I had a weird dream that became a nightmare, and ended strange.

I was in the back yard of my house with another kid doing nothing special, when suddenly everything went crazy. Black weeds started sprouting up, and a bunch of Etch a Sketches appeared. The other kid and I started drawing on them, and suddenly we heard someone say: "This dream is a screamer." I screamed: "THIS DREAM IS A SCREAMER!" and threw down my Etch a Sketch, but the other kid didn't. Suddenly, a creepy face appeared on his EaS and shrieked so loud it hurt my ears, and the kid screamed even louder. I woke up with a start, but fell back asleep after a moment, and the dream continued.

I found myself in a car with my family and grandparents, who explained that our house was too scary to live at anymore and that we were moving to Florida. We stopped at a gas station which was at the edge of a cliff. I went into the store and got some superballs out of a machine, when suddenly the store fell off the cliff, and for some reason I found myself back in our car on the road again. Here's where things got weird.

As we drove, I noticed the signs were saying we were near Africa. Then the road and scenery around us gradually started to fade away, being replaced by blue sky. I realized that we were flying through the sky. Then the car transformed into a giant cruise ship, we all turned into anime versions of ourselves, and we found ourselves sailing up a river through a strange world, which curiously, had a large shopping area on one side with a ton of restaurants on one side of the ship, and trees with jungle animals on the other. I was informed that the rainforest on one side was Africa, while the other side was Florida. A giant zebra began following us, and I was told that he (the zebra) was going to Cracker Barrel with us. We continued up this river for only a short time before I woke up.

Wow, maybe I should eat Thai food more often if I have dreams like that….

Last week I came close to becoming lucid in a dream, but I dismissed the notion of a nightmare as soon as I asked the question, and the rest of the dream was completely normal for the rest of it, so I didn't go fully lucid.
The day after that, I had a nightmare where big black shiny worms soaked in sour beer poured off my local bridge, which was partly inspired by this image:

Last night I had a dream where I was a part of a group of Hoplights who had to fight off a group of enemies. Only there were males of all ages (I saw a few kids in there). So, as the enemies wearing some brown leather armor came, they surrounded us, and we cut them down quite easily with our swords, and the battle wasn't very intense. I did not have much fear for my life, and it felt more like a fight in a video game because of how easy and one-sided it was.

Also, recently, I have been trying to get lucid in my dreams by doing reality checks. Every time the thought of dreaming comes into my mind, I try to pass my finger through my hand, and I check my watch to reaffirm the date, then check reality to see if anything is weird. However, I haven't done so yet in my dreams, other than my first "Peanut butter" dream, so I haven't become lucid yet.

Just remembered one I had when I was like three or something:

I was at a baseball game, and the players were all cartoon characters I was familiar with. Details on what happened between the beginning and the end are spotty, but I distinctly remember that the players invited me into the dugout. While down there, I found a book involving the "If You Give X a Y" series, but it was called: "How The Mouse Turned Into A Bowl of Pudding" and had a picture of a cup of yogurt on it. Everyone then started turning into bowls of pudding, and I woke up.

I had a dream. A crazy dream. Anything I wanted to know, anyplace I needed to go…
Hear my song. People won't you listen now? Sing along, you don't know what you're missing now.
Any little song that you know, everything that's small has to grow….

You guys are NOT gonna believe the dream I had last night!

I was at a random place, chilling with a bunch of cartoon characters, when suddenly, a huge spaceship appeared overhead piloted by a giant, evil version of Bender. We, toons and real life people, were all rustled aboard. Nothing really happened for a while, until we noticed that everyone was turning into weird people who looked in Futurama's art style. (I noticed that most of the male people and toons were turning into female people and vice versa.) For some reason, I was not affected by this, and was instead, taken away and locked up in a closet.

I managed to get out of it, and started running around the ship for the other prisoners. After looking for about ten minutes, I reached the center of the ship, and found the Giant Evil Bender lounging on a fancy couch on a floating platform, watching as an astronomical number of identical robots manufactured fancy space weapons in a factory below him on the ground.

Somehow, I knew that these were all the other captives, and that the second stage of the strange transformation was turning into mindless robots. (If I remember correctly, they looked like R2D2, but with short stubby limbs.) I somehow managed to get down to that floor without being noticed and hid behind one of the robots. He didn't notice me either, so I knocked on its head for some reason. Instantly, it went back to normal form, it was really Edd. (Ed, Edd n Eddy) Edd said: "Goodness! How will we rescue all of these poor people?" I explained to him what I did, so we ran around knocking on the robots' heads and making them turn back to normal.

Oddly, Giant Evil Bender did nothing to stop us as we ran around, in fact, it wasn't until we had derobotified everyone that he made a buzzing sound, summoning a bunch of normal sized but still evil copies of himself to destroy us. We ran and grabbed the space weapons and guns and a totally awesome battle ensued. Eventually, we managed to destroy Giant Evil Bender, too, and everyone cheered as we headed back to Earth.

Then a movie producer walked up to me as I chatted with Edd, Gumball, and Finn and Jake and said he was going to make a movie about this whole little adventure, and that we were going to star in it. The movie was made and released immediately (I can't remember the title though, darn it!) and everyone won a free trip to the Carribean Sea. It was while we were there that I woke up.

BEST DREAM EVER!

Anyone still here?

Last night I had a dream in which myself and the Voyager Hazard Team were infiltrating a Borg cube. I had to disable a shield node or something, and I was taking too long. To convince me to work faster, the team sent in a grizzly bear to frighten me. I wrestled with the bear; it had me pinned up against the wall, and I was in the midst of tearing its lower jaw off with my hands. Suddenly, a horse storms in and starts trampling both of us. I woke up and my dog, a Jack Russel named Penny, is running and jumping all over my bed. My sister gave her the nickname of "Little Horse" a few days ago, so the dream's context makes sense.

I once dreamt that I mixed Froot Loops and milk in a medicine cup.
And it gave me Pokemon powers. My reaction to this?

As if that wasn't enough, when I woke up, I went back to sleep in desire to dream it some more, and I took more of this exquisite concoction. I've successfully been able to return to my previous dreams by going back to sleep, twice in my life.

Last night, my dream ended with me breaking something on my old Windows 98 computer, and suddenly, Billy, Mandy, and Grim showed up to take it away, because, according to Grim, it had expired. I woke up slightly confused.

Oh, and you above me, your dream was awesome

I had a weird dream… Hot japanese dudes giving blowjobs.
Then here is a quote.
"My Name is Takeda Tanryu, and I can afford anything"
*Then I came face*

Well, I can now say that I have had my first lucid dream!

And it was such an epic failure that I feel as stupid as Patrick Star.

I was in this Dream-Parody city of Las Vegas/New Orleans, and I had dinner. At dinner, there was a song about a legendary whore. I went on, and then I saw an indoor rollercoaster. I went on it, the ride was awesome, and it even ended with me holding on to the bar of the car upside down in the final descent. During that ride, the song played again. I went to a hotel, and tried to locate her on a map. Then, I went down to a dock, and before I found her, I was confronted by Brian and Stewie Griffin. They told me how ridiculous it was to seek sex in my first lucid dream, since I had discounted the very idea of it earlier. I dismiss their advice and shoo them off by lying to them that I crapped in their mouths while in a dream. I find a girl who sticks out, and she confirms that she is the promiscuous entity in question. Then I wake up for a bit, then go to sleep again. I find her again, then I check my watch, and become lucid as I realize that it can't be 4:99 if there are only 60 minutes. (It is rather pathetic that Brian and Stewie didn't trigger it, but then again, my reality check is my watch.) With my lucidity, I decide to lead her under the docks to do it, since there is no standard for cleanliness in dreams. However, she was confused by my advances, and upon realizing that I will not get laid in the dream, I feel disappointment as the world around me warps, melts away, and I wake up. Then I go on the computer and fap in a pathetic attempt to get some consolation.

I can't believe no one has said this, but has anyone had memes appear in their dreams? (Ponies don't necessarily count.)