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Hmm… How old are you? It doesn't matter in dream world if you date someone 5 years younger.
Last night, one of the many dreams I had involved me in the Snowhead Temple from Majora's Mask. But I entered a room with a hole in the floor and a writing in the walls saying "To Romani Ranch". Seems legit. I jumped in anyways, and I appeared in the Termina Field, next to a rock covered by white fire. A demon-ghost came flying out of the fire and attacked Link (I don't know when I started controlling him) and the midnight of the final day started, when the moon is about to fall and the sad music starts playing. I played the Song of time and had this vision of the ghost crushing the town (which was a big city now) but backwards.
I also remember playing Slender, but instead of Slendy I was being chased by the Exorcist girl.

What I saw the last night, was just glorious, it can be described like this:

With this angelical chorus surrounding it:

Now I feel like a new man, it motivated me to keep fighting, now I know why do I love America so much, is ¨cause of it's flaws.

Last night I dreamed up the episode of Gumball where the kids are trying to figure out who put the principal in Gumball's locker. It literally played through the entire episode like normal, at least until the end.

Then it turned out that no one, not even Mrs Simian like it was supposed to be, did it. It was a freaky ghost who then began chasing everyone…

Then it abruptly shifted to me in a large mansion of some sort, (until now, I wasn't in the dream) and I was watching the whole thing on a small television. Nearby, the Tenth Doctor, (at least I was pretty sure it was that Doctor), and several other folks (including some Gumball characters) were sitting at a large table eating a large supper. Nothing out the ordinary happened for a while, until…

Suddenly, the ghost from earlier crashed the party and took over a woman sitting on the end of the table. She promptly turned into something that looked close to the creature in the picture and started chasing The Doc, Gumball, Darwin, me, and everyone else through the building. The ghost did some very strange things to some of the people, such as turning them into random crap, sticking them in paintings, or, as was the case with me, locking them in a room with a bizarre heavyset woman who kept breaking apart like an amoeba and tossing herself at me. (WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN)

Eventually, It was just the Doc, Gumball and Darwin left, and the ghost chased them to my grandparents' house for some reason. They finally squared off in the kitchen, where the Doctor whipped out his Sonic Screwdriver, or whatever that little gadget is called, and used it on the ghost, who promptly tried to escape, but was encased in a jar by Darwin. They then rescued all of us and the ghost yelled that it would have gotten away with this if it wasn't for us meddling kids. It self destructed. The End.

It seemed kinda like a bizarre fanfic of some sort. It was one of the weirdest dreams I've had in a while.

Last night I wrote that I hoped to dream of an epic fight with a giant robot.
I dreamed of being in my hometown, flying with Pinkie Pie. I saw this old man being pulled by a bunch of green and red dogs in a sled. He asked me what breed she was, I don't remember what I answered. Later I hanged onto a plam tree and started spinning in it. A girl passing by said something about Pinkie, but I didn't care, because it's a dream. Suddenly I was in a friend's house, but I don't remember what happened then. Then I was in my house, Pinkie was sitting on the couch, watching a movie, and then a friend of mine (who's usually joking) was picking on Pinkie and I got in his way and told him to stop or face the consequences.

I woke up and had breakfast, then went back to sleep.

In this next dream, I was in a forest. I had to get this girl in a white dress to join me for an unknown reason, but she kept running away from me because she tought I was going to hurt her. I somehow knew that if we both ran in a specific part of the forest, we would faint. I got her to run in that part and she fainted. I played along and fainted too.
When I "regained conciousness" I was with other 3 people. We had to sneak by this swamp MGS style, and avoid being spotted by a couple of guards. One of my teammates simply ran around like an idiot and got shot in the arm. But since it was a dream, I used healing magic on the wound. Then it was my turn, so I was aiming for a guard's head, but we teleported to this river with deadly obstacles like spikes and stuff. I don't remember what happened after that, but it was fun while the dream lasted.

@Soldier
Wat

@Raichu
No one going to the hospital?

I don't know why, but I suddenly started pony-related dreams. Before the dream I had 3 days ago of the Mane 6 visiting my hometown, I had only dreamed once with ponies.
Last night I dreamed something I can't remember, but I had a Twilight Sparkle doll. My aunt took it from me and threw it :(

I've had a number of strange dreams. When I was first hearing about the whole MLP phenomenon and watched a few episodes, I went to sleep. I woke up in a desert of some type that I recognized.
It was the fucking desert in RAGE.
I was doing the level where you defend some town's gates from bandits, but I was the bandit. Twilight Sparkle and Scootaloo where on top of the gates, shooting everyone. I decide to pull out my sniper rifle, and I start shooting at them. I blew both of their heads off.
THEY FUCKING GREW BACK.
I SWEAR TO GOD THEY GREW BACK AND STARTED SHOOTING AT ME AGAIN.
I kept blowing them apart, and they grew back and shot at me every time!
Finally, I was about to give up, and a giant version of Finn from Adventure Time pops up from behind a hill next to the gates and squashes both of the ponies. I was thankful, but then the son of a bitch started attacking me. I woke up as soon as it squashed me.
A few days ago I had a strange nightmare. I was viewing a room in Cuba through a surveillance camera. There were scientists that looked like they were from the SCP Foundation. They dropped a little vial of golden liquid they called the Midas Virus. The golden liquid started spreading, 'infecting' everyone and everything it touched. The infection turned the scientists into golden statues. Then I was one of the scientists, looking through the notes on the tests on the Virus. The Virus was a sentient being that spread through touch. It infects and converts solids to gold, with the exception of glass and liquids. It doesn't turn liquids into gold, but it will infect them in a sense of anything touching an infected liquid turns into gold as well. 'Infected' liquid has a greenish tint and gives off a sulfurous smell. The more stuff it infects, the more intelligent it becomes, absorbing the knowledge of every being it converts. It's favorite food source were humans. The process of Infection was extremely painful. The O5's, the highest level members of the SCP Foundation, decide to pull out a full lockdown and lock me in with the Virus. I was transported out of the scientist's body and into my own body as the scientist was converted. My body was watching the news with my family. It was 3 days after the Virus escaped Foundation custody, and it had totally infected the entirety of Cuba. It said that in about 1 week, the Virus would infect the entire Gulf of Mexico, most of Central America, some of South America, and Florida. It would reach my home in Tennessee in 10 days.
My sister entrusted me to take care of my 3-year-old niece while she goes out to buy groceries for an emergency situation. I drive my niece to my sister's house because that is where she can watch My Little Pony, her favorite show. We both watch it for a while, and I hear nothing from my sister. I go to sleep with my niece in her bed next to mine.
I had a dream within a dream, believe it or not. All I remember is that I was fucking Pinkie Pie in human form. Can't remember anything else.
I woke up, and my niece was looking out the window. The nearby mountain was completely covered with gold. The Virus had somehow reached Tennessee quickly. I turn on the news, and it turns out the virus spreads much faster in water. It had used the waterways to infect most of coastal Europe, North America, Asia, and Australia. South America was completely covered by gold. Because the virus 'eats' humans for their knowledge, it didn't infect Antarctica other than a few research bases. The Virus infected large cities first, then picks up the scraps in suburbs and other areas. New York was completely golden, as well as Tokyo, Sydney, Los Angeles, San Diego, and other major cities. The Virus used the Tennessee River to get to the area around my house. I was letting my niece watch MLP as the house was turned to gold. I had the pistol my dad gave to me for protection from looters. I had the knowledge of the SCP part of the dream, so I knew the infection would hurt. I popped out all bullets but two and shot my niece in my head, and then committed suicide.
Finally, I was in space, looking at Earth from orbit. It was half a year since the first infection. The world was turned to gold with oceans of green, with the poles still in the process of being infected. Every human being on Earth was dead, including my family. For an apocalypse, however, the Earth looked pretty beautiful.

… wat
Were you controlling Pinkie Pie or having sexual intercourse with Pinkie Pie?!
Also, I shot my dog in a dream. It was awful.

Seriously dude, WHAT THE FREAKIN HECK?! That blows a lot of my dreams out of the freakin water, and that's saying something.

Now my dream last night: I was playing Monopoly with my folks when a guy breaks into our house. I promptly turn myself into Zoroark and kick his butt. That's it.

Definitely has nothing on Xeno's dreams.

I also remember how I had this recurring nightmare when I was 6 or 7, around the time my dad divorced my mom. I was on a raft with my mom floating down a river, and we were heading towards this giant waterfall. We were in what looked like a massive version of my mom's room from a house we lived in up until I was 5. I jump off the raft because I was scared of heights, but my mom didn't, and I watched her fall down the waterfall to her death. However, I only had this dream for 3 years, until I was 10. That was the age I got over my fear of being alone from anyone I trusted. After looking it up for a while, I come across the 'reasons for dreams'. Apparently, 'falling' dreams are caused by a feeling of freedom if you control where you are going, and abandonment if you cannot control where you fall. The loss of a loved one in a dream normally means a fear of being abandoned. I had gotten this nightmare after my dad divorced my mom, so I guess I grew this subconscious fear of being abandoned.
Also, in response to Digoxin's question, yes. I was having intercourse with Pinkie. And it was the one part of the dream that is fuzzy in my memory, which pretty much sucks.

Last night, I had a dream about this girl about my age who realized that she was really a Dewott and had to get to Unova.

The dream followed her in third person across a variety of landscapes before stopping in Cold Cold Mountain from Super Mario 64. At this point I joined the dream and became a Dewott myself. The girl and I stumbled upon a group of other people who had discovered their true identities. (One was a Na'vi from Avatar, another was a wolf type person, and there were also other Pokemon.) We all met up with the mama penguin after a while, and she asked us to find her baby of course. So it wound up being a race to find the baby before someone else did.

Eventually, we found the baby penguin and we were en route back to the mama, when suddenly, a giant snowman carrying a bazooka broke through the wall and began firing at us. Everyone began screaming and running away…

And the dream abruptly changed to a quiet and somewhat classy banquet of some sort. The Dewott and I, who was also still a Dewott, were still there, but things were completely quiet. We began eating cupcakes and the dream quietly ended there.

I haven't dreamed anything interesting these days, but I remember a dream I had a couple of times when I was a kid, where I would get a log and stick some big leaves in its sides. Then I would get on top and start flying around as if it was an airplane. I would lose control eventually and crash and wake up.
Also, did you know that the average human has about 3-4 dreams per night, but most times can't remember them.

Last night, I dreamed that the town I live in was, in fact, a situation like ABC's Once Upon A Time, though with video game characters, and my grandmother was the one who did it to everyone.

Then I went to a gathering and ate a lot of chocolate, and then everyone got DIABEETUS. Then suddenly Luigi, Wario, and Bowser rushed in and engaged in a Super Smash Bros-esqe battle. Luigi ate all the chocolate and got DIABEETUS. And then Wario ATE Bowser in a rather messy, but not gory or bloody, manner. Then everyone in the building proceeded to run for the hospital to get cured of their DIABEETUS.

Yay! A meme in my dreams! I don't even mind that we all got

Uh oh, pony dream alert! O.O

So I went outside and discovered that a good number of MLP:FiM characters are out in a fenced up area behind my house. I got very confused and asked a kid I know who happened to also be there what happened. I can't exactly remember what he said, but I think it was because I needed to be a brony or something. Then I wound up doing something to tick Trixie (oh dear, not again) off, so she caused Twilight Sparkle and I to swap bodies. So I was in TS's body and she was in mine, awkward, much? The kid started going nuts and laughed hysterically at us until we all got annoyed, so he wound up being temporarily turned into a bowl of cereal.

So then I try to get Trixie to swap us back, but she refuses to unless I admit that I'm a brony. I tried to all sorts of stuff to no avail, soon, everyone was trying to make me say that I was a brony, but I refused still…and then everyone suddenly exploded into Frosted Mini Wheats and I wound up falling into a huge flood of the cereal and getting washed away. I then woke up.

Maybe I am a brony and I really don't want to admit it. Oh man…

One of the many dreams I had this morning involved me climbing this taller than usual building. On the top, everything was grass and a giant lawnmower was doing it's job as I feared it might fall. Then, an old lady I think I've seen before IRL walked to the edge and jumped. I was the only one to see her jump, so I told my father. Unless she could fly, I knew she was dead. Instead of jumping and landing safely on the ground, I decided to take the elevator. In the lobby, I heard the ambulance and realized she was done for. I didn't want to see blood, so I didn't go outside.
I can barely remember a part where I was escaping from the White Face of I'm Scared.

Another dream with ponies in it! Yipe!

I dreamed that this place was real:

And that anyone could come, not just Disney characters. (Like Nicktoon characters, Cartoon Network characters, even real people.

For some reason, I realized that I had become Derpy Hooves and was walking into the House when I was grabbed by Discord. He was taking the role of Pete for some reason and was going to screw things up like he usually would. Being Derpy, I naively agreed, and then he went to steal the lamp from Aladdin. He succeeded, and wished that everyone was something strange. Everyone in the place proceeded to turn into burly looking bikers and came and starting beating Discord up while I escaped to my grandparents' house.

The rest of the dream was very boring, involving me and my folks driving to the state of South Carolina to get something from a store there. I kept going back and forth from being my normal self and Derpy.

Last night I dreamed I was in the North Pole and entered a secret base. A few moments later, I saw in a 3rd person perspective a scene of Heavy fighting some bad guy. All of a sudden, I was in my body again, and the base was some kind of school. There was a teacher and her students drawing and playing, and I entered the vent system. I flew through these small holes and got to a room where Gaben said that he built this building for the good of some people I don't remember. I flew up again to the floor where the teacher and her students where supposed to be, but they were being held hostages by some guards. I don't remember fighting at all, but I somehow saved them, and I got a reward in the surface. The cold winter had become a military base full of hi-tech planes and my mother was there. I told her that because of my lucid dreams, I saved everyone, and the soldiers gave me a wheel-boat. I don't remember the moment when I got this black haired girl as my girlfriend, and we got in the boatwheel. I was sailing fast across my hometown's coast, and giant boatwheels where getting in the way. I dodged 3 of them, but I lost control of the boatwheel and we both fell in the water.
Then I was in my hometown's main avenue, and I found Harry Potter and Hermione sitting outside a hotel. I realized I was flying, and they told me that I couldn't use magic outside of Hogwarts, but I told them to chill out, because it's just a dream. Then I tried to move a cup from their table with telekinesis, but it didn't work and it was awkward, so I flew away.
Another dream I had was a bit creepy. I was in this classroom with people I've seen in my school, but according to my dream, they were Mortal Kombat characters. Two of them were picking on me, but I stood up and got ready to fight them. We didn't fight, but my view switched to a news report where our teacher had been murdered and her slayer performed a Fatality that stuck nails in her hands and feet. I barely remember 60's Spiderman coming to investigate, but that's all I can recall.

Guys, don't stop posting, or this thread will die :(
Last night I had a bloody dream where I was the ninja version of Stan Marsh riding a white horse outside of a castle. I heard Cartman mocking me, so I got a weird staff-sword weapon and entered the castle. Cartman was walking down some stairs and I stabbed him, but then I realized it was Kyle, Kenny and other kids who were laughing, so I followed them. But before I hit them, they screamed from fear and their bodies began to tear apart. Then I went deeper into the castle and found a lot of people in a big hall, and as I got close to them, they did the same.

Another dream had me playing a multiplayer version of Alone in the Dark 3 with my brother and father. We all entered different carts in a mine, and my cart started going fast, jumped off a cliff and I died :(

Another dream had me and my brother visiting a prison, but instead of cells, there were giant plane simulators. I got on one, and the screen had Ann Hiro as the Moderator. Whatever that means, I don't know, but I tried to lift the plane across this weird runway that went through the city and had a loop like Sonic. Before I got out of the loop, the plane crashed.

Last night, I dreamed that Jon, Garfield and Odie came to my house and went to the woods behind our house to build a cabin. After struggling across a creek, they built a cabin out of concrete and I stayed with them for a while.

Then it clouded up and a tornado was visible in the distance. The whole cabin got lifted up and away and Garfield and the others weren't seen again. I learned that the tornado had come today of all days SPECIFICALLY so my folks and I couldn't go on an outing we had been looking forward to. Everyone else knew this and were pretty much laughing at us the whole time because we couldn't go on our outing.

Everyone but us, including the tornado, were like:

While we were like:

I woke up shortly afterwards.

No one on here would happen to know how to upload pictures onto a post from your computer without putting them on the web, would they?

@Raichu
I also wondered how to do this a while ago. Since I had some free time, I decided to take a look around old posts and found a way.

It's still a pain, but you don't have to look for any relation between the the image and the entry, thus saving time and keeping galleries clean.

Thanks Digs.
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Last night was crazy.

First off, I was in a palace where a queen was telling everyone that she had decided to, for some strange reason, turn herself into a male person. What was freaky was that she ripped off the front of her dress to confirm this, (D:) Revealing a skinny guy chest.

I ran out of there as fast as I could, turning into Sonic the Hedgehog in the process. But then two Eggmen appeared and proceeded to start toying around with me and threw me into all sorts of things.

Not liking how this was going, I changed my dream to something else.

Suddenly, I was with my folks on an old game show entitled: "Supermarket Sweep". (It's a real game show that took place in a supermarket. Look it up.) So we ran around getting groceries as part of one of many activities on the show, picking up a large statue of Darwin Watterson in the process, and wound up winning…until the giant plant monster invaded.

Then the game became an Earthbound style boss battle with Gumball, the host of Supermarket Sweep, me, and someone else using PSI against it before it ate everyone. Everyone but Gumball wound up having to sit out, but Gumball managed to defeat it.

Then Mandy came up out of nowhere and explained to us that it ate everyone she knew, so, for some reason, she decided to take it out on the game show. Everyone was mad, but then the host of the show gave everyone nearby free groceries and everyone was happy and went home. (Wakes up).

Wowie, except for the beginning, sweet dream! (Unable to load a picture right now, next post.)

What I feel like when my mother compliments me: Aww yiss.
What I feel like when someone on the internet compliments me: ಥ_ಥ

But anyways, the Earthbound part made me remember of a dream I had about 2 years ago.
I was walking through some streets, and a dog appeared. IRL I had been bitten by a dog, so I kicked him and slightly woke up to realize that I kicked in bed while sleeping. I fell asleep again, and there was a hole where the dog was. I jumped down like a total dumbo and got to the nucleus. Lavos was there (from Chronno Trigger) and I heard its creepy theme song.
Then I was outside a flooded house. I entered and saw a computer, but didn't pay attention to it. I was about to go up some stairs, but I suddenly heard a slightly different version of Giygas's intro. When I turned to the computer again, it was displaying Giygas's face. Then I somehow knew that the house was going to collapse, but I woke up before I got out of there.

They're both SNES games with creepy antagonists, so maybe that's why they were linked.

I had a dream last night that I'd found clues that Tupac was alive, so I went on a quest to find him. I ended up going around the world, being pursued by agents who were trying to stop me, Indiana Jones-style. I remember that at one point, I was jumping across a floor as it broke under me; I can't remember if it was in the Arctic with breaking ice or a volcano with rock falling splitting apart over lava… In any case, the climax of the dream involved a chase through some kind of commercial building, like a bookstore or something, and I toppled over a shelf to lose my pursuer, ran up to the top floor, and opened a door. Tupac was alive, and in a meeting. He told me "Good job".

ಥ_ಥ "Good job", so beautiful…

Last night I had a pretty freaky dream. I was in some sort of airport with some family members, and they seemed to dislike me for some reason. I looked at a TV showing some streets, and I teleported there. I started flying and got to a park, then I (again for some strange reason) knew that a ghost would be appearing like Slenderman; and if I got to a specific zone and did something my brother (in the dream) had told me, I would be teleported to another area.

This was the ghost, and I saw her 2 times, but I fell into a lake, and my "character" said something like "Please, I don't want to die looking at that horrible image". It sounded like Edward Carnby from Alone in the Dark.
Anyways, I was back in the airport and went to the streets again, but suddenly I saw and heard the static from Slender and died again. I was back at the airport and headed for the exit, and again I somehow knew that in specific rooms the ghost would appear. I saw her in a hallway like the picture, then I jumped down a hole and got to a wooden room with a teddy bear. I touched it and she appeared and killed me again.
Then I was in the street, and my brother was calling me on the cellphone. I thought of asking him how to do the park secret, but I don't remember answering him.
Last thing I remember, I saw my dad and some friends in a car, and got in there.

Quick illustration for the last dream I posted:

I also made one for the Frosted Mini Wheats and ponies dream just for the heck of it.

That sounds like a movie collaboration between Micheal Bay and M. Night Shyamalan.

Last night I had a dream related to the "Once Upon A Time with video games" dream I had during my diabeetus dream from earlier.

It played through like a normal episode of that ABC show, focusing on a stocky blond haired man who was really Ecco The Dolphin. Apparently, before the curse happened, he almost died trying to save a little girl swept away in a flood, but the kid got eaten by an orca. Ecco got so depressed he didn't do anything to help stop the curse from happening. Later, when my dad and I wound up making him discover his true identity by mistake, he just walked off in a daze, sat down on a bench, and quietly cried to himself. (End dream.)

….I totally wanted to see what happened next! Stupid subconscious…

Oh ho ho, man!!! You will not believe what I dreamed yesterday!!!

I was in the Rainbow-sparkly seizure inducing background of the beginning. The song was playing, but He-man was nowhere to be found. I found a door and touched it, and got teleported to the kitchen with the chef giving no f*cks. I looked up and saw the window where the bird lady was supposed to appear near the end of the video. Of course, she wasn't there either. I found another door leading to the road where they are caught by Skeletor's minions.
Then I woke up, because I had to get up at 6 o' clock :(
It lasted less than 2 minutes and I didn't meet He-man, but heck, it was awesome.

I spent most of my dream last night trying to continue my epic "Once Upon A Video Game" dream, but my subconscious wanted otherwise, all sorts of random crud happening. I wound up having some stupid dream that I can't even really remember now. >:(

I got you bro :(
I bet I won't dream anything cool these days, because I have to get up early.
I'll just have to wait until the weekend comes…

I had a dream I had headphones hanging out of my penis and I pulled out a Walkman. Don't really remember the rest.

@Moadakka

O.O

And now, yay! Cool dream for once!

Started off with me and my folks going for a drive, with nothing really out of the ordinary happening when:

Whorrawhorrawhoaarrr

What should show up but the TARDIS with the Tenth Doctor and some unknown woman inside. (She was referred to as Dinah, though she looked an awful lot like Donna Noble.) The Doctor and Dinah joined us and followed us to a Days Inn where we were going to spend the night, apparently. The Doc warned us that strange creatures had been spotted somewhere near here and he was going to make sure none of us got hurt. So we went to bed and nothing happened for a moment…

Then Dinah went to go get something out of the bathroom and encountered one of the creatures, which was really only a black mass. Nevertheless, it tried to get her.

"Help! I found a monster! I need help!"

We all got up and rescued Dinah before she got hurt, but then for no apparent reason, me, my folks, and the Doctor suddenly teleported to the roof of the building without Dinah. We were all surrounded by more of those monsters, and none of us knew what to do.

Then for some reason I woke up in my bed for a moment then suddenly went back to sleep. When I did, I resumed my dream and the monsters were gone. "YAY!" we said, but this wasn't over. We found Dinah, who told us to follow her down into a lower level of the hotel. We followed her down to a hallway which inexplicably led to a large desert that looked like Shifting Sand Land. There were three flat-topped pyramids (mastabas) in a line nearby, one of which was multi-leveled. Dinah told us to blow the multi-leveled one up. So we put a bunch of bombs around it and…

BOOM!

The explosion woke up several Legendary Pokemon that happened to be sleeping nearby and they started complaining about the noise. The mastaba revealed a large hole in the ground, and then Manaphy came out of it, just as cross as the Legendaries. He then used used Heart Swap on…

Me and Dialga!

I wasn't very upset about that at all.

Before I could try any new abilities out, everyone disappeared, (including Dialga who was likely still me) and I was told to find Power Stars scattered everywhere. So I did so, finding Stars in a sewer of some sort (where I got to it using the invisiblity cap), an area in the hotel with floating platforms everywhere, and other places. The whole time I was still Dialga.

It culminated with a battle against Kamek, who had turned loose the shadowy monsters, outside the hotel. Considering my current form, it didn't take too much effort. Almost immediately after I defeated him, I wound up waking.

Now that was awesome! :D

When I first wake up in the morning after a dream, I have trouble separating the dream from reality. This leads me to say weird things to myself as I stumble out of bed and to the restroom, such as this morning when I said to myself "Hey, the tattoo on my dick is gone… Oh wait, that was when I used to be a horse. Haha, I'm so fucking stupid. I haven't been a horse for three years now"

Here's the context of the dream in question:

I was lounging in my apartment when one of my roommates barges in with a bunch of beach toys, demanding that we all go to the beach. My other roommate was confused as to how we'd get there because in this dream, my car had been ash for a week due to a fire. Liam, the roommate who barged in, said not to worry about it and demanded that we leave right now without even enough time to pack for the beach. Regardless, my other roommate and I went to pack for the beach, but Liam kicks me out of the window and when I land, the three of us are at a nude beach.

My other roommate, Tabby, was the only one who was fully clothed other than me. The beach patrons notice us and laugh at us for being fully clothed. Embarrassed, the two of us try to shield our respective genital areas and run across the street to a small cafe that for some reason had a Victorian-era theme. The owner was very displeased with us since we weren't in ridiculous makeup and powdered our faces before serving us. Tabby and I sat down at a table when my phone suddenly started ringing. It was my girlfriend. She said that she was on her way, but her car broke down. She asked if she could be downloaded instead.She spent the rest of my dream in my phone, which was now a PET from the MegaMan Battle Network series. Tabby was excited by this development, and pulled out her own PET and requested that we battle. Alia, my girlfriend, didn't have any objections to this development.

Sadly, Tabby's Net Navi got lost in the machine, so it was up to Alia and me to find it. After a terrible reenactment of Tron, Alia found Tabby's Navi, which was a shark. The shark navi was too tired to battle, so Tabby decided to leave. Then, Alia suggested that in order for us to become closer as a couple, I had to become a horse. I asked the cafe owner where the nearest hospital was, and he pointed across the street. The nude beach was gone and in its place was a large hospital. In the waiting room for the hospital, I played Yu-Gi-Oh with Beetlejuice. He lost and turned me into a cat. When the nurse called me, the doctor took a look at me and told me that it's harder to become a horse if you're a cat, but said that he could transition me from a cat to a cheetah and then a horse, which would be easier, but would take longer. Alia already signed the papers for me, so I had no choice. I spent three months as a cheetah. I was supposed to return to the hospital after a week of being a cheetah, but I had to go on the run because I was mistaken by the FBI for another cheetah who was accused of embezzlement.

I was then able to become a horse. Alia suggested that we get married at that exact moment. The doctor cleared an operating room and turned it into a chapel, where all of our friends, but none of our family, were waiting. The doctor announced that because Alia was in a PET, we had to go into the digital world in order to finish the ceremony. Everyone was linked up to the internet like the Matrix and we ended up in a pasture like the wedding at the end of Napoleon Dynamite. Alia was dressed like Princess Peach, and I was in a corset custom-made for horses. Vows were exchanged, but instead of rings, we had each others names tattooed on our respective sex parts.

However, the FBI still thought I was the cheetah they were chasing, and crashed the wedding in the digital world. Alia and I were forced into hiding, as we led a life of excitement and espionage for three years because it turns out while we were running from the FBI we were still FBI agents for some reason. And then I turned into Jeremy Renner. Except Asian.

I actually went lucid in a dream I had the other night!…I think.

(The dream involved me and a bunch of others constantly on the run from Weeping Angels, like that episode of Doctor Who where 11 and Amy are with River.)

At one point I suddenly stopped in the middle of what I was doing and yelled: "Hey, this is a dream! Time to go lucid!" For some odd reason I used that opportunity to turn into a strange Nyan Cat like creature and flew around a large store while the theme from Doctor Who started playing.

What the…?

Today I decided to take a "nap" at 9:00 and got sleep paralysis like 3 times in a row. There was a moment where I thought I could be dying because my head was spinning, but I had heard about SP before, so I simply decided to try and get back to the realm of dreams, like I haven't done these weeks. The few dreams I have I can barely remember, and if I do, I forget about them.

I really hate it when I forget really awesome dreams too. Some time ago a had a particularly epic one that I forgot about ten minutes later after waking up. They say we forget a lot of dreams after about that time.
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Despite that, I finally remembered how I looked in the other dream where my adventures in lucid dreaming lead up to this:

Yep. Me as a Nyan Reshiram with a pancake body flying around a Food Lion.

…Go home subconscious, you are drunk.

So, last night I had pretty simple dreams. I was jumping from rock thru rock in a river and got to a waterfall that looked a bit like the first damaged test chambers from Portal 2. There was a hatch in a wall that sucked me and some water in. Then I was in an low budget amusement park and found a "ride" where you had to climb up a ladder while a machine spilled water on you. At some moment, I fell into a river and saw 5 alligators rise from the depths. In a split second I thought: "Electric beats Water" and used lightning magic to kill them. At the same moment, I thought "If this wasn't a dream, I would have died in a dumb way." Then I woke up.

But the thing that really impressed me happened when I took a "nap" at around 10:00. I got sleep paralysis again, but at some moment I appeared in a room and my older brother tried to taze me, bro. At that moment, I realized I was dreaming and made him disappear. I didn't do much; and instead wasted the few minutes of lucidness I had looking at my hand, remembering about the wiki article saying that your hands in your dreams look weird. I started getting excited, and everything felt extremely real, as if I was awake. But that's where I blew everything: I got too excited and got sleep paralysis again. Then I woke up.
What impressed me was the way it felt. I don't remember any lucid dreams feeling as real as this nap did.

At least I have an idea of when to wake up or sleep if I want to have more lucid dreams: These 2 weeks I've been going to driving school, thus I had to wake up at 6:00. I didn't dream much during those nights, but on the other hand, those "naps" gave me more dreams.
I remember taking these naps a couple of times, about a few months ago, and I dreamed more than I did in some nights.
Maybe I've found the recipe for lucid dreaming.

So I've found an affordable and consumer-friendly version of the Dreamlight, a device that gives a visual signal when it detects that you've entered REM sleep (For the purpose of inducing lucid dreams). It's called Remee, and it's only $95. I might pick it up eventually, if I have money to burn.

^ You want they need to make? A device that records your dreams so you can watch what you dreamed last night. It sure would be fun to show people your dreams and you wouldn't forget what happened either.

Still, Remee sounds interesting. I could use that.
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Don't remember much of last night, but it first involved me and a bunch of folks riding an out of control Thomas The Tank Engine through a parking lot of a church, and then Discord discorded the Angry Beavers and made Norbert try to turn everything into candy. Daggett went back to normal and he and I tried to stop him. We succeeded.

i had a dream were murdoc and 2-D told me i cant fly a windmill out of the ground. i found a key and flew it. i defied you murdoc. I DEFY YOU 2-D. also i was on windy Vally from sonic adventure 1

One of the few dreams I had last night involved me in a living room of a sports club. The TV was on and showed a banner of a TAWoG episode where Gumball was Dolanized. Then, I looked out the window and saw a car workshop, where Nicole was supposed to work.
Maybe someone's avatar influenced me to have that dream…

I had the poniest dream the other night.
I played out as if I was watching an episode of MLP. I think there could've been more than I remember, but I remember the end.
Spike and Rarity were getting married (wat) inside a building that I think was like the schoolhouse, but it was red on the inside, too (the background didn't look like the show's backgrounds do, they looked more realistic like how my dreams usually look). Spike was in the same suit that he wore in the Season 2 finale, holding a sword (also realistic) for some reason. Princess Celestia was there, filling the same role that she did in the Season 2 finale. Then Twilight (unicorn version) teleported in and zapped Spike with some spell. Spike said "What happened?" Twilight said something back, but I don't remember what she said at all. (I think she was levitating a book, but I'm not sure.)
That sounds like some kind of fanfic or something.

One of my dreams last night (I can't remember correctly/describe the others) had something that looked like a zoo exhibit (with a small pool that's up against the glass so you can see the water) right outside the sliding glass door of my house. Then this peacock-like thing walked in. Then the part of its body connected to the legs and tail fell off of it. I noticed it had two more legs and the rest of it was walking on fours. On the part that fell off and the place on the animal where it detached from, tree trunk rings were visible. The animal's skin was like bark and the body was like a tree branch with legs, a head and neck, and feathers stuck on it. And the part that fell off was just stiffly and lifelessly floating in the water.
WAT.

Last night, I think, involved Groudon, the Legendary, snapping and eating (in a comical manner) all the other Legendary Pokemon. I think Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Gumball were involved, but details are spotty.

Last night:

My folks, my grandparents, and I were at our house celebrating something, a birthday, I think, then we got word that the universe was falling apart. We looked out the window and saw that everything was destigrating around our house, but then it stopped, just when we would have been goners. Our house floated in a purple void for a while, then suddenly, everything went back to normal, our house in its usual place. We continued our birthday party, then suddenly, we got word again that the universe was breaking. Everything dissolved except our house and us again, our house floated in purple nothingness. Then things went back to normal again.

THIS PROCESS REPEATED TEN TIMES, IN THE EXACT SAME WAY. Eventually I got sick of it and woke up at about five o clock in the morning. I went back to sleep and had a fairly normal weird dream.

One of the many dreams I had last night had me inside a familiar building. I was supposed to be wittnessing the Alone in the Dark 2 ending, which is not the big deal IRL, but in the dream it was supposed to be so emotive as to make me cry. A few moments later, I was looking for my dog, who was running through the dark rooms of the first floor of the building. She was carrying a pink letter. Suddenly, I was on a car with Louis from L4D and a woman I had never seen before.
Later, I was in the arena where you fight Twinmold in Majora's Mask. However, Twinmold was Odolwa, and I put on the Giant's Mask. I killed him and he fell through the sand.
Wat. Just wat.

The other night, I was forced to experience things that I "disliked" in my dream, such as being turned into random crud, tornados, and The Master taking over the world.

Then in the one I had last night, all I can remember is that I won a Bender plush toy in a game.

Darn it, why am I not having any interesting dreams lately?

Finally had a somewhat more interesting dream last night, mainly because of the end.

It started off with The Doctor crashing the Tardis somewhere on a large highway. I was nearby, for some reason, and Amy, who was there, told me to get help. (Kinda goes against Doctor Who logic doesn't it?)

I found many of my friends and peers at an indoor recreation area and told them what happened. They ran out to aid the Doc while I wandered into a nearby room, and discovered a buttload of people making chocolate eggs for an Easter party. A friend of my sister was gobbling them up. While there, I found a wad of dollar bills under a sofa along with a Mario Kart disc.

I made my way back to the Doc and Amy. It turned out, the Tardis crashed because the Mario Kart disc I was carrying wouldn't work in any Nintendo hardware. I decided to put the disc in an Xbox 360 instead, but, apparently, doing that went against the laws of the universe, so the universe went boom….

It rebooted itself, but everything was completely and totally screwed up. I was Lugia, wearing a beanie typing away here on KYM, (heh, lol) inside a whale or something. Everything I was typing was gibberish like:
"MAI BOI, reqಠ36_5rಠ,ierwj/.]$#!淡33gdwww定囧ew32a( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ewsap]fJulieAndrewseierecrrrrrrwwwsdkknakais what al tru warriors strive for!"

It was then that I woke up.

………..What the…?

2 days ago, me and my older brother were alone in the house. It was nearly midnight, and I turned the TV on. I found a channel with X rated movies, and yelled "Woo-hoo, porn!!!". We lol'd.
That night, in one of the many dreams I had, I was at my ex school and found a secret room behind some stairs. My brother was inside, and said "Look, porn" then turned a giant HD screen on and, of course, an X movie played.
Oh, subconcious…

I had a dream where I was an evil villain. I was sitting in my lair, looking at my evil screen. KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK. I opened the door, and Stewie asked if we wanted to build a giant robot together. Of course I did! So you can insert motivatioal song here, we built the robot. The robot had 4 screens (faces), Happy, Sad, Angry, and Gentlemanly Face. I proceeded to destroy a city, when someone on my arm asked me to stop. Flick. I kept going, and the transformers beat me up. CUUURSE YOU TRANSFROOOORMEEERRRS! My robot shattered like exploded LEGOs.

Also…
I was playing portal multiplayer (more than 2) when I decided to prank. I went to the menu, made the MLP:FIM theme retarded, and sprayed it on the wall. Then the ponies ran up to me, held me down, and stuck a banana in my eye. Ouch. Then, Luna set off a ponify bomb, and I took shelter underground. Then I found myself with HB_ian, and we hatched a prank where we tell Special Johny (Exact spelling) theres a concert, but its JB. So he comes out and we tell him, and he says "It better not be Justin Bieber. I hate him!" So he went in, and we locked him up with a buch of chairs. He came up to the superchairs and screamed "NOOOOOOOOO!" Then I was in a fancy library, and the TV turned on. It was MLP. I screamed in agony and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that I went on vacation to the beach, and while there, I got put in a diaper, watched a crossover of two Nickelodeon shows (Fanboy and Chum Chum with Robot and Monster if you're curious). It involved the world of the latter being underground below the world of the former, and the two Frosty Freeze sipping geeks wound up falling into a hole that lead to Robot and Monster's world, and how they tried to get back. (They succeeded, but then the wizard kid Kyle fell in, I think.) Say, maybe if those shows were more popular they would have done something like that. Anyway…

Then we were about to leave, but then I found myself in some sort of corridor. I threw something and a cheeseburger popped up, and then a Charizard came out of it! The Charizard did a weird dance and everyone joined in…and then it shrank away to nothing. I got hyper and ran off towards some stairs, but I missed the stairs and shot straight into a wall…which I ran through and suddenly, the "enter course" sound effect from SM64 played.

Then I found myself in front of Peach's Castle. I ran around, but eventually it transitioned to me just playing the game on something. (I'm not sure if it was on a N64 or Wii.) Then another strange TV program came on. It was about Thomas the Tank Engine and Thomas was getting nervous about something. He should have been, everything was getting weird. The trains, rendered in the old style before it went CGI, were actually moving their mouths when they talked, and James had a weird, somewhat creepy face. Turns out that something had infected everyone on Sodor, making them act crazy, and Thomas was immune. Everyone was locking Thomas in the sheds when we wound up leaving the beach and I woke up shortly afterward.

Well, at least it was more interesting that some of my other dreams. (These might give someone fanfic ideas.) (Page get!)