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I recently had a dream in which I read Rudy Giuliani a bedtime story while listening to Van Halen

So let's see…
3 days ago, I was in a bus with my old classmates driving in a dangerous highway with demolition spheres. When I got off the bus, I was holding a laptop, and Elvira: Mistress of the Dark was sexually harassing me via e-mail.

2 days ago, I had a lucid dream and I was flying above a forest. It was a high level of lucidity, and I said "This is a dream. I must enjoy every second of it." Then, I was in a bike with some family members and we were getting ready for a gunfight we never had with some dudes we never met. A random man taught me how to use the gun. Then, I rode a bike along with my older brother and got to a street of a completely different city. Some kids were throwing dirty water at some members, so I got a rock and threw it at them. Then we got to a shopping mall and I realized there was a bomb. I had a vision of a scary movie that doesn't exist in real life about a child's ghost that screams and kidnaps people like Slenderman. A man managed to escape from it once, but later ran directly to the ghost and died. Then, there was this creepy old man who said "I'm in the mood for throat soup". When I came to, the shopping mall exploded and everyone was like "No way".

And yesterday, there was a big earthquake. I jumped and kept myself in the air to avoid tripping. Then I met Medic, who looked a bit like He-Man. He had no Mediguns.

Hmm, no one been having any interesting dreams lately?
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I'll share one I had last week.

I was driving around, (I don't know how to drive) when suddenly, I crashed the car and ran to my house. My folks told me that the world might end unless we went to Wal-Mart. We ran to the store, and conducted usual grocery getting business as usual. (The world ending was not brought up again.) Then things got a little crazy. Everyone who was in the building became superheroes, and a supervillian tried to steal everything. We all teamed up to stop him, but then everything when crazy, and we all turned into lions and started a pride in the African savanna. The End.

Not very interesting, but I haven't been having a lot of interesting dreams that I can remember lately.

I had a dream where me and a bunch of minecraft wolves were in a army, and we were all blue. So we searched the perimeter (must've been like 50 wolves) and we were searching the ruins of a ancient city. Suddenly I became a wolf that also happened to be blue. We searched and then somebody said "LETS GO!!" We ended up killing a quarter of a population in rage mode. Then we stopped at this dark building. We all went in, and a giant screen showed up with Kung Fu Man's face. Boss battle went, and we became the dominant species. SOMEBODY PLEASE DRAW ME AND THE BLUE WOLVES.

I had the creepiest dream yesterday. I was in some kind of 2Fort with some BLU members, and Hentai Woody spawned between us. He would freeze when someone attacked him, but we had to deal with him and Sniper aiming at us from the other base. At some point, I punched him really hard and he froze with a painful expression. I was scared, because I thought he would try to kill me after returning to normal. But then I switched to another boring dream on a mall.

Last night involved a dream where I was a Pikachu with a Psyduck accompanying me in a Mystery Dungeon-esqe journey through a dangerous trap filled building trying to find and rescue some baby multicolored chicks that were trapped somewhere in it. The building had some lava in it, as well as a piranha filled pond, (Which I had to rescue Psyduck from after he absent-mindedly wandered into), and there were bats everywhere. No, not Zubats, but normal, albeit a little freaky looking, bats that constantly chased Psyduck and I and sometimes picked us up and threw us into different parts of the building, just making things harder.

Fortunately, Ducky and I found the baby chicks about in the center of the building, and we all ran for the exit which was beside the piranha pond. When we left, the chickies suddenly turned into puppies and ran off, and then things that I can't exactly remember off the top of my head happened, though I think it involved Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

And that's what happens when you keep hearing about PMD: Gates To Infinity and have been playing PMD: Rescue Team the day before!

The other night, I had a dream about a Nintendo+Cartoon Network crossover brawler called: "Super Smash Bros. Punch Time Explosion". Along with Mario and a lot of other Nintendo characters, there was also every Cartoon Network character as playable characters. (Older folks like Dexter, the Eds, the Powerpuff Girls, Courage the Cowardly Dog and the Bagges, and newer folks like Finn and Jake, Mordecai and Rigby, Gumball and Darwin, and even the Problem Solverz of all people.)

I woke up wishing that game was real.

Okay, I've got a good one to share now.

So I woke up like I normally do for my days. But, I almost immediately fell back asleep. I then had a dream where I was walking up on the roof of what was supposedly my relative's house. So, walking around. Suddenly, the whole roof shifted slightly forward, kinda breaking away from the roof but didn't fall off. Then in the area where I was, it started to crater in right in front of me, then the whole area about 10 feet across fell in.

I don't remember hitting the ground, but I could tell I had hit the ground and woken up. I had fallen on my back, ass and feet with my head leaned back a bit. I just got right up, just kinda shocked I was completely fine, dusted myself and kept on going in the dream for a bit, then I woke up late for my daily schedule.

Here's the weird part. When I woke up, I didn't feel bad immediately, but once I sat up I felt like I had fallen that 30 or so feet that I had fallen in my dream. My back, shoulders, whole left leg up into my hip and my neck all still hurt like a bitch. Not the first time I've had actual pain from a dream after I woke up/during my dreams, but this was by far the most realistic and worst physical embodiment of pain I've had. Other times I had pain, but I know they should have been far more painful than they were to me, none of the other times it really hurt that much. And they were far worse injuries.

Some weird dreams from last night:
I was in a train, Dwayne Johnson was driving it. I saw a little girl being sexually harassed by 2 women. There was a health bar for the train, and Dwayne was crashing over and over. At some point, we died and I saw the explosion in a 3rd person perspective.
Then I was in front of a hotel. I suddenly got toothbrushes and flew to a building that was higher than usual. There were many celebrities in the windows, but I instantly recognized Nic Cage. I put the toothbrushes in the roof as if it was a prank, and jumped off the building. I felt that awesome tickling when you fall in a dream, and when I was about to hit the ground, I started flying again.

Strange, but somewhat short, dream last night. (Didn't get a whole lot of sleep, anyway.)

So it starts with me and my sisters going with my grandparents on vacation to the Appalachian Mountains and went camping at a lake. We hung out and met up with some other people who told us that the park rangers wanted to shut the park we were camping at down, so we all needed to go. So we hopped back in the car and drove off…but then the road we were driving on suddenly became an elevated highway and just seemed to be going up higher and higher. The view was breathtaking.

After driving for some time, the ground now miles below, we suddenly came upon what looked like a large warehouse on an even bigger floating platform with a bridge going to it. Everyone was pulling off the elevated highway to this building, including my grandparents. We got out of the car and walked up to the building and went in. Inside, it looked like a huge city! It reminded me of the town of Charlotte, the town in North Carolina. There were tall skyscrapers and large shopping areas and a bunch of familiar restaurants. We ran around exploring the area and eventually decided to pop into a Chuck E. Cheese's that we came upon.

We went in and my grandparents went to get some pizza while my sisters went to the bathroom and sat down at a table. I was contemplating what game would garner the most tickets when something that I felt like hadn't happened in a good long while happened: My somewhat down-to-earth dream suddenly went nuts. First it was just some strange patrons appearing at some booths and a kid started flying around like a bird, but then, my grandparents suddenly turned into Dialga and Palkia and started battling in the building. Everyone tried to run, but the battle caused everything to get screwed up, ending with me transforming into a (female) Vulpix. I was freaking out and things were getting crazier and crazier until I finally woke up.

Ok, that was weird. Cool, but still weird.

One time I dreamt that I was a humoungous faggot. I wasn't dreaming.

I had a weird dream last night:

I was a ring announcer for the WWE in mid 2005 and I was introducing Edge so I introduced him as: "From Toronto, Canada. Weighing in at 240 pounds, Edge!" like every other announcer has done before, but as soon as I did that he started giving me the death stare.

He got in the ring, snatched my mic from me and started yelling about how I got his weight wrong or something then outta fuckin' nowhere he clotheslines me and throws me out of the ring.

Then I woke up to Stone Temple Pilots on the radio, confused as fuck.

Who plays Stone Temple Pilots on the radio anymore?

I actually keep all my dreams written down in a word document on my pc, that'll make for a interesting read one day…

I wonder if anyone here might know what this is about: I keep getting a recurring dream almost once every month and it's worrying me

It goes like this:

I dream that I am back in high school in the near future. I seem to be in my 40's-50's. The school looks very different, more futuristic, but I can tell it is the same school I went to a decade ago.

Apparently I'm resuming several unfinished years of high school, so here I am, middle aged and still finishing basic English or Biology assignments in amongst a bunch of kids. Struggling with it too.

The dreams feel extremely real. I dream up entire school days where I wake up, put on my uniform and walk to my first class. And all the embarrassment of being an old guy in school comes with it, as does the stress of numerous school assignments to do. For some reason I dream that I have dozens of projects to do at once. I even dream up whole math quizzes and complete them

The dreams are so real that I wake up still worrying about my upcoming assignments and the date I need to hand them in.

They literally make me forget that I finished all of my years in high school and went on to complete a bachelor degree and a postgrad, thus I have no school assignments to complete and no school to go to in the morning. It takes me a minute to remember that after waking up.

These aren't dreams, they are nightmares. Having to go back to school is a terrifying thought. I don't know why I keep getting this over and over.

Well, I remember a dream I had about 2 years ago where I was in the first day of college/university. At the time, I was in High school IRL, and I had no backpack or notebook in the dream, and the teacher was saying something and everyone was writing and I was desperate.
Maybe it's our subconcious thinking we're not smart enough.

I haven't had any memorable dreams lately, or ones that I can remember, but I did have a strange dream within a dream experience.

It started last Sunday when I had taken a nap while waiting for a certain time to come (as well as just being sleepier than a Snorlax). I woke up and went to do something on my old Windows 98 computer and glanced at the clock, which said that it was 11:00 or something. I then woke up because it was already the afternoon. Then I looked at the clock again and saw that it was 4:45. I woke up again! This repeated again and again for maybe about 30 TIMES, getting to the point to where merely just looking at a clock made me wake up. (When I actually looked at the clock, it still would show strange times. At one point I looked at a digital clock and it said that it was 0:03 PM.)

When I eventually woke up for real, it was only 1:30. (I wish that I would have eventually realized that it was a dream so I could have gone lucid.)

Yes, I've had those loop dreams too. Not only with waking up, but also about falling asleep.
And talking about lucidness, last night I experienced some good lucidity. I was in a toy store, flying around and picking toys with telekinesis. Then I was driving a car and parked in front of my grandma's house. I pranked my father by lifting him with telekinesis. Then I walked to my grandma and asked her if she ever wanted to fly. She said yes, and I made her fly like a bird while happy music played in the background.

@Lugia

Those inception style dreams are so annoying. You wake up from a dream about waking up from a dream about waking up from a dream about waking up from a dream about…

Sometimes it's really hard to snap out of the loop (usually takes something that makes you realize you have not actually woken up) and you sleep in until the evening.

I sometimes get those on days where I don't have to wake up for anything important

I guess I said the magic words last night, finally had a good dream with a little lucid thrown in as a bonus.

So it starts with me hanging out with some friends at a familiar locale and everything is somewhat normal, at least until the flying alien arms invaded. The arms, if they touched you, would make all your flesh disappear leaving you as a skeleton. (Luckily, everyone who fell victim to this was still animated ala Grim from Billy and Mandy.) Everyone retreated into the nearby building where it was apparently safe. We all tried to figure out what was wrong, and eventually discovered that the Magic Man (from the "Freak City" episode of Adventure Time) was the one behind all this and was trolling everyone again. (he was disguised as some random blond haired guy.) We managed to stop him, but he got away in an SUV, but not before returning the victims' bodies. Then a bunch of Adipose (as in the little guys from the "Partners in Crime" episode of Doctor Who) started marching out of the buildings and everyone thought they were so cute.

That wasn't the end, however, I left with my mom and one of my siblings left and were in route to the fictional town of Nook. We drove around through a mountain range, and suddenly, my mom made a wrong turn and, after struggling to regain control of the car, went straight off a cliff and into a deep ravine. When we landed, I was knocked unconscious.

When I came to, I found myself in a room with no doors or windows and only a bed in it, oh, and also the Kids Next Door. I noticed that I was dressed like Numbah 1. So the kids were all arguing about how they would get out of here. It was about this time that I realized that I was dreaming, and I told the Kids this. "So you're gonna go lucid at a cruddy time like this?" Numbah 4 yelled. "Sure," I said, "Is there something you'd like?" "I'd like to give you a knuckle sandwich!" Wally replied. So I dreamed up a large fist, and let it hit Numbah 4! Everyone laughed, and I began thinking of a way to get us all out of this strange room. Then I decided that if we were getting out of here, it should be cool. So then I concentrated really hard, and transformed myself into the Legendary Pokemon Dialga. I used Roar of Time on the wall, and the whole little building broke into pieces. The Kids and I got out and ran for safety.

In the end, I wound up at my grandparents' house and found that everyone who had shown up in my dream (my friends, the Kids, the Adipose, the Magic Man, etc.) were all watching an instant replay of my entire dream on the TV. Interestingly, it was animated in the style of a Ben 10 cartoon, and I was voiced by Tara Strong! I joined everyone else in watching my dream, and I woke up a short time afterwards.

Man, that was a pretty long dream, but hey, nice to go lucid for once! (Interestingly, everything that appeared in my dream I had seen or heard the day before. Such as watching the Magic Man episode of AT, watching Ben 10, playing around with a Nook…)

Last night I had another dream that started off normal, but then it ended weirder than Neon Genesis Evangelion.

It starts off with me going to a summer camp in the mountains. Everyone was going absolutely nuts, though. And by nuts, I mean, misbehaving like crazy. The counselors were beside themselves, and the kids who were behaving (including myself) weren't having any fun. The counselors decided to take drastic action and called up some special counselors that could only be used under special circumstances like this. They turned out to be none other than all the Pokemon Legendaries up to the Johto region! Everyone who had been misbehaving proceeded to behave themselves now, lest they get Areoblasted by Lugia or hit by one of Mewtwo's Shadow Balls. We wound up becoming good friends with several of them. (Everyone especially wanted to be buddies with Lugia and Articuno.) But then, a little while later, the dream for no apparent reason changed to Anne of Green Gables…with me as Anne!

When that happened, I immediately woke up.

Man, some should totally make a fanfic with the Legendary Pokemon as camp counselors because that is just stupidly awesome. (Minus everything suddenly turning into great literary classics.)

Last night I was controlling Chell in a dark laboratory. I didn't want to reboot GladOs, so I tried not to touch anything. I found a vent duct in the ceiling, and I shot a portal into it, but the portal showed the Space. Then, the lab was a spaceship. I found a personality core with blue eye and a cute lil' voice. She said she had Space inside her. Then I found another core with green eye on the floor. I put the blue core to talk with him, but he didn't respond. I don't remember how I learned that the core would only respond if you rolled. I rolled and so did he, but he didn't speak. The dream ended there.
I woke up and fell asleep again. In the dream, the son of my father's friend had killed himself. Then I was waiting in the living room, waiting for the clock to strike 7:30. I actually had to be up at 7:30 IRL, and in the dream I thought it was real life. But after a while I realized the sofa looked different, and I woke up 8 minutes before the deadline.

I was playing through the arcade version of Street Fighter 2, but it had Mortal Kombat and Tekken characters in its roster, and Vega (Whom I always play as) was Meulin cosplaying as Vega. And the final boss was Ulquiorra Ceifer…

Last night, I dreamed that I was in the Throwback Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2, (Which resembles 64's Whomp Fortress), but what was unusual was all the strange power ups scattered hither and yon across the area. There was, among others:

A Blue Mushroom that functioned like the Invisible Cap from 64. (I used it to get one of the power stars.)
An Elmo Mushroom, which turned my clothes red and furry like Elmo, and I shot red furballs from my hands. (Amusingly, the sound effect that played when aquired was Elmo's signature laugh.)
A Pluto Flower, which made me transform into Mickey Mouse's dog. (There was really no point to this power up unless you've always wanted to be Pluto.)

There were quite a few others, but those are the only ones I can distinctly remember. Pretty interesting dream…

Ugh, rather cruddy end to the dream I had last night.

It started innocently enough, I was minding my own business at my house when I discovered Lugia outside my house. Excited, I hurried out the door, ignoring the strange feeling in my stomach. Lugia suddenly turned into a big orange and black balloon when I approached him and started to float away. I chased it to a lake nearby, where it changed back into Lugia and let me come up to it. I chilled with him for a while, when suddenly, a portal opened up in the sky and sucked Lugia and I in, a voice saying that the Hunger Games were about to commence. Apparently, the guys behind it decided to recycle the Games IN SPACE, and I was in the games with Lugia, Tony Stark, Ho-oh, Luigi, Katniss, Peeta, and a host of others. Participants were allowed to team up with others, as well.

I formed a team with Lugia, Tony, and Ho-oh and we flew around in space Super Mario Galaxy sytle, using sling stars to get around, as well as to get away from enemies. Katniss seemed to have totally snapped, and was bent on taking down everyone now matter what it took, and she seemed to especially want to get me and my team…and Luigi, too. After trekking through several planets, Katniss wound up cornering us on a very tiny planetoid and was about to take us out.

Just when it seemed like all hope was lost, right the flip outta nowhere comes Starship Mario (SMG2). We all hopped on and the ship blasted away, leaving Kitniss on the planetoid very ticked off. As we made our way back to Earth, Tony Stark started working on one of his suits, the Legendaries went to sleep, and I went and found Yoshi. When I found his egg, rather than hop on for a ride, I became Yoshi instead. I then went around the Starship and discovered a small cork in the ground. Using my tongue, I popped the cork off and climbed inside the space…and fell into a bunch of black sludge. Then everything went to…well, you know. Suddenly, the Starship crashed landed onto Earth and exploded, killing everyone onboard except for me, who became Lugia. Suddenly, a crack appeared in the ground and millions of monsters and ghosts and other things like that emerged from it. This in turn, caused volcanoes everywhere to erupt. The world's population was almost obliterated, either by the monsters or lava while a rather demonic version of the "Savages" song from Pocahontas played. (The song is kinda "Narmy" to me, but here it was nothing short of terrifying.) The dream ended with me with an awful stomachache flying over the planet endlessly, which had been reduced to a lava covered wasteland ruled by the monsters, who continued to pick off any survivors.

That ending was nothing short of creepy. The lesson learned? Don't eat a Red Robin Whiskey River BBQ Burger right before going to bed! (Hence my awful stomachache during and after the dream.)

@Lugia

A dream that attempts to reference every piece of media in existence? That sounds like a good reason TO eat a RRWRBBQB right before bed.

@My constant recurring nightmares

Yea…this shit is still going on. Same nightmare as in my previous posts. Once again I found myself eating lunch in the school playground with a bunch of little kids. Why the fuck does this keep happening?

At least his time it didn't end with me waking up in panic over non-existent exams. It ended with another dream about rescuing Rarity, Cadence and Nightmare Moon from hordes of attacking demons (same demons from the Darksiders series). I got Rarity and Moon out but Cadence was captured. Derpy tried to get her back but failed. Oh well.

It's very rare for ponies get involved, so that was new

Yesterday I had a nightmare, but I survived. It felt pretty awesome.
At first, I was inside a wooden house with another guy I don't remember and this anime woman with red eyes and hair. This woman, however, also had tentacles coming from her body (don't ask me where) and caught the guy. I ran out of the house to avoid a sexual assault horrible death while hearing that guy's final scream.
At that time, I thought it was real life, and I experienced a high level of fear.
Somehow, I ended outside of the house along with a girl I don't remember. She was also running away from the woman, and so we tried escaping together. We were in a city that looked similar to Hong Kong. It was an afternoon, but no one seemed to be on the streets except for a few people. I don't know why we didn't ask for help.
After a couple of blocks, we found this giant warehouse with arcades. There wasn't anyone playing, but the machines were turned on. There was also a giant wall with giant lockers with the Aperture Science logo on top. We climbed to the tallest locker and entered. The inside was big, but full of junk. I looked down and people had suddenly appeared in the arcade, and I also saw the woman enter, looking for us. I told the girl I'd try to distract her. While I descended, she saw me and aproached, but I saw 4 security guards near some kids and called for help. The woman tried to hide between some machines, and when we found her, she warped out of the place. A guard said "Holy Cow, she disappeared" and I felt a bit calmed, but knew that she would appear sooner or later.
Then, I don't remember what happened, but the woman was stunned by something and I used that chance to stab her with a dagger that suddenly appeared in my hand. Her skin disappeared, and she died.
Then I was in a parking lot, and Timmy Turner's father was trying to run the car, but it exploded.
I also saw Francis from L4D riding a motorcycle.
Coolest nightmare I had.

Also, @ BSOD
You called "Lugia" Luigi.

@Digoxin

Oh wow, I actually did. Haha. Somehow I still read it as 'Lugia'

Fortunately, I no longer have a post editing limit

@BSOD: I think you might be on to something about BBQ burgers and pop culture-fest dreams.

For supper last night, my dad grilled up some hamburgers with barbecue sauce on them and that night, I had a dream similar to the one I had the other night, this time not ending with the world's destruction in a nightmarish way.

Starts with me and my family going to the beach…specifically, Summers from Earthbound. We chilled and swam in the ocean for a little while, when suddenly I found myself participating in a race down the beach. The other racers consisted of folks like Popeye (the sailor), a big elephant, and Dee Dee's (Dexter's Lab) imaginary friend, among others. (Honestly can't remember how his name is spelled.)

The race started, and the scenery kept changing wildly as we raced. First, it was through a forest and we passed by Shrek. Then it turned into a fortress resembling one of the Bowser's Castle courses in Mario Kart. While there, the Kids Next Door helped everyone make it through it and we dodged Father and the Delightful Children From Down The Lane. Then we ran by a river and passed by Mickey Mouse in his steamboat, from Steamboat Willy.

After that, the beach scenery returned and everyone crossed the finish line, Popeye coming in first, Koos in second, and some big heart guy third. I came in fourth. I was uncharacteristically disappointed and demanded a rematch. We raced again, everything playing exactly the same, and different people won, but I was still below third place. We raced one more time, but this time, I discovered shortcuts practically everywhere I turned and got to the finish line a good while before everyone. I jumped onto a platform where i would get a trophy, and for some reason, everything except me started deflating like a balloon, (including buildings and people!), and I was buried under a bunch of deflated crud.

I wound up emerging into Storybrooke, Maine, the town from Once Upon A Time. My folks were back, and we snuck around town, discovering Popeye, the KND, and a Legendary Pokemon. (Can't remember exactly which one, but I think it was Palkia). We all met up with Prince Charming, Mary Margaret, Emma, and Henry, and some others, who told us that the town was set to explode in a short time. We all scrambled into a mini van, (how more than a dozen people plus a big dragon like fellow could fit in there is beyond me), and escaped, but then I turned into Regina for no apparent reason, shocking everyone, and my dream abruptly ended.

That was weird. But I can conclude that maybe BBQ burgers must give you constant references in your dreams.

Am I the only one around here

Who still has dreams?

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Last night was another pop culture fest.

Started off normally with me and my family going on vacation. And somehow, at a swimming pool, I discovered and befriended Dialga and Palkia (those two sure are getting a whole lotta screentime, eh?) and everything was fine until the Fire Natio- I mean, the Decepticons attacked. They proceeded to destroy the area and enslaved everyone except for a few people, including me and my two Legendary pals. We managed to find Optimus Prime and some other Autobots and learned from them that Megatron had his sights on some mystical artifact said to grant wishes, but only for certain people.

We all trekked trough a ruined city and into an abandoned factory filled with toxic green sludge and found that the Decepticons had already found the artifact in question and were about to take it. (Who would put some artifact in a factory?) We all got in a brawl with the Decepticons human folk using guns, clubs and other weaponry, Dialga and Palkia using their various abilities, and usual Tranformer battles for the Autobots. Despite this, Megatron still got ahold of the artifact and was going to use it to destroy us all. Suddenly, he screamed and dissolved into a pile of sand. Turns out, he was one of those few people (or robots) who couldn't use the artifact. Someone else who apparently could use it used it to hit the Reset Button, metaphorically speaking. Everything was back to normal and the dream eventually end when I woke up suddenly.

I also had another dream which first involved Timmy Turner on the run through the Land of Ooo being chased by a crazy old man wielding a rake, followed by everyone going to the Demolition Derby, where my dad told me just how much he loved me, and then a car crashed into an H-Bomb, blowing everything up.

Last night was simple. Just me using a bunch of arcade machines, a ninja in a giant mecha that looked like Mewtwo destroying a Wal-mart, and then a buttload of people dancing a dance that I made up to the tune of the Wreck It Ralph theme song.

Well, last night I had a little dream about this RP thread I was involved.
I was aware this was a dream, but wanted to go along with the story.
To put it simple, I gave Weasel half of my sandvich while he was wrapped up in duct tape to ensure he wasn't the killer. He looked like an average adult with cat eyes, brown hair and a coat.
I kind of faded away and skipped the part where Robotnik was killed.
Later, we were going to sleep in some cells. I only remember Markhaox as a detective with Lyra's harp cutie mark for a t-shirt and Iran just like she looks right now in her current avatar, but in better quality.
The dream faded again, and I was in a corner while a shadow standed in front of my door with a crowbar.
Since, as of yesterday, we hadn't been to that part of the story. I tried to light my homemade flamethrower, but said "nah" and burned him with my pyrokinesis, yelled "Whoohoo, I won" and jumped out of a window to start flying. The outside looked like the Gmod level and after flying over a few buildings, I faded again.

The irony is, the killer put a trap outside my door with the flamethrower and killed me.

In another dream, I was in my old classroom. A teacher told everyone "This kid has his family's gene" pointing at me. Then he said "Do you know how stupid he is?" and then went to joke on other classmates.
That must have been because I watched Charlie Sheen's roast last night.

i had a dream about these furrys who were transgenders that were in collage and one of them was based of a furry artist.

Well, today I was able to induce REM sleep.
I woke up at about 6, dropped my bro at school at 7 and went to bed at 8. After a few moments, when I got that sleepiness ensuring you want to fall asleep, I closed my eyes and imagined being in space. I went to the sun and, when returning to earth, my mother opened the door and woke me up. She almost gave me a heart attack.
I also took a nap in the afternoon and had one of those inception-like dreams where you wake up in the dream.

Last night was like a Youtube Poop.

First, I was with my siblings driving to somewhere using the backroads of my home state. Then some weird crap happened. We somehow wound up at a carnival in front of a Food Lion with a bunch of odd attractions and rides. (Some looked like Mario Kart tracks, and there was one of those "how strong are you" type of activities, like where you try to ring the bell, that resembled Rayquaza.)

Then we ate at a restaurant and everyone started panicking for the bizarre reason that the napkins all had pictures of Lugia interacting with Baby Mario and Baby Luigi on them. Everyone started a riot and destroyed the whole building and carnival…and then it was suddenly revealed to have been all a show on PBS, and a cartoon character I made up was rattling off all the fundings and transforming himself into the logos of the people who funded it. (Such as the logo for the Corporation for Public Brodcasting and other stuff like that.) The dream ended after that.

…That was bizarre…

Last night, I had a somewhat short dream where I was with Finn and Jake chasing after some sort of monster, and I discovered that Finn was a Time Lord. Unfortunately, he wound up injured, so he regenerated into this boring guy with a nasally voice despite everyone telling him to stop. Distraught, I took up his iconic hat and put it on, shedding a tear.

Really short, but at least it was a dream.

Long dream is long:
First I was literally riding a bus. I was standing on top of it, and it was about to go in a tunnel so small that even the bus couldn't get in. But at the last moment it went on top of the tunnel and fell in front of a deluxe restaurant. I fell through the door, and apparently there was a meeting with my ex-classmates where we would talk about our lives so far and stuff (Even if it's only been 4 months since we got out of school).
I was planning to joke and say that I got a girl pregnant and screwed my life. But there was a fire and I was about to throw a small drink at a flame, but the teacher told me that it was an alcoholic beverage, so I stopped. I managed to blow a fire out with my breath, but eventually we all got out. I also remember grabbing a dish with mashed potatoes and eating them.
Then, a girl was chasing me for something I don't remember, and after dodging her for a while, I told her something about equality, everyone is important, etc. Then, there were zombies around and I ran with other 3 survivors. The zombies got the girl, and I was going to help her, but the tough guy said we would revive her after the round was over. (CoD Zombies reference)
Then we were running on a highway when a sniper killed the tough guy. I jumped down a cliff and the sniper missed me. A chopper started chasing us and I flew to open it's door with telekinesis. As I opened it, the guys inside jumped from the other side. I was thinking of sparing their lives, but meh. The chopper had a bike handle upwards to control the direction and another handle to control speed. There was a bigger chopper flying around, and I crashed onto it to open it's door. I jumped and entered, knowing that the soldiers inside would try to shoot me. But I had a psychic shield ready, so the bullets bounced off. I was thinking of sparing their lives too, but they kept shooting and I threw them out of the window. My view changed to a 3rd person perspective out of the helicopter, and I also had a GTA style radar. I was trying to find my mates with the radar, but someone took over my controller and made Niko jump out. He fell on one of those drawings found in murder scenes and died. Apparently people attempting suicide would win "points" by falling in the same position as the drawing.
And last thing I remember about the next dream, Wubbzy was the work of a kid's imagination. But I was seeing him in front of me, so it had no explanation.

I had a bunch of dreams last night, but I can only remember the one where Ed, Edd, n Eddy ran an International House Of Pancakes, and Ben Tennyson (as Diamondhead) came in to order, but then Vilgax appeared and the the Eds and Ben battled against him so he wouldn't take away the world's supply of pancakes and waffles.

Sounds like an interesting idea for a fanfic if you ask me. A REALLY weird one.

Good, a bump. I don't like double posting.
I had 4 dreams in 1 hour this morning, but none in the 7 hours of this night.
The only interesting stuff was breathing underwater in a giant deep pool, winning a swimming race, getting out of the pool with telekinesis and… getting kissed by Fluttershy.

It was awesome.

I woke up and fell asleep again and had an inception dream where I woke up from a deam where I dreamed that my younger brother was found doing drugs.
I thought it was real in the moment, but ended waking up and realizing it was just a dream.
However, he did mess up at school. Not sure what he did, but he's getting a big scolding.

Two dreams last night.

It started with me looking at videos on Youtube, and eventually I came across what it said was a never-before-seen alternate ending of a Pixar movie. (I think it was The Incredibles) It showed people running around on an interstate highway numbered "49". (Likely meaning that this ending took place in Louisiana, since that's where most of that highway is, other than a new segment in Missouri.) Eventually, I was in this scene, and so were my folks. We drove through a long twisty-and-turny tunnel onto a little rural highway. We got out of our car and walked down the road with some other folks to a little farm. They had a lot of chickens, and everyone liked them, but then, suddenly one chicken charges up to me and started pecking and biting me, and a Family Guy-esqe Chicken Battle ensued. Unfortunately, the dream shifted to me looking at Calvin and Hobbes comics before my little scuffle ended. Then my dream ended, too.

I actually had another dream as well, but I don't remember what happened in it as much, though I found myself transforming into Darkrai not long after it started, spending nearly the whole dream as him. It involved people acting strange when they went swimming in a pool, but no one did anything about it until they started acting very creepy, in a fashion like The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, and started chasing everyone in an attempt to get everyone to get in the pool as well. Eventually, they turned into big blobs which, on contact, would make you "delightful", before you became a pile of sludge, too. Eventually, some other folks and I discovered that you had to dump them, including the sludge piles into the water behind a dam on a nearby lake. The dream climaxed in a very stormy afternoon where everyone was stuck in the water and ran the risk of drowning. It took a lot of effort, but everyone except for at least one person were rescued. They also acted fine…for about five seconds, and then they started acting "delightful" again, and tried to assimilate us all as we ran for our lives. Then the dream faded into the one above.

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Interesting stuff about last night:
I discovered an extra boss fight for Majora's Mask. It was in my backyard, which had increased size and an unfinished building. The devil was waiting for me there, and only attacked with flames out of his hands. I don't know how, but I beat him and he became a Zora. He threw lightning and spears at me. Don't remember much after that.
In another dream, I was in a FPS section of Kirby 64 (pretty much like Banjo Kazooie) but Kirby held a gun. Then I took control over Link and used a wooden elevator. Some stuff happened, and I was in a Golden Gun shootout against Will Smith and some girls. I shot about 4 girls, and ran out of bullets. Will aproached me and shot me, but I had a psychic shield and the bullet deflected. Other stuff happened and I forgot.
Last dream was me with the Spy's invisiwatch.

ITT: people who should never publish novels

More nightmares. Yes, still happens. Still about my old school…But this one was kinda funny:

I accidentally clicked a spam link on my iPhone (which doesn't exist except in this dream). And my KYM account was immediately hacked (through amazing mobile web streamlining which again: only exists in this dream)

Absolutely everyone here received thousands of spam PM's and thousands of spam threads were made by me. I got hate mail from MDF, Cale Mister J, Brucker, Verbose and tons of others. I recall Cale saying "Fuck you asshole, thanks for the 6000 spam letters"

Then I had my mod status revoked and I was banned despite my pleas with the mod team that I was hacked against my will and it was a huge mistake.

Hahahaha, funny right?…egh..

@BSOD: That was kinda funny, did I send you any hate mail?

Last night, I somehow was able to bring Jake (Adventure Time) out of his TV show and into reality. We had a series of adventures, ultimately leading up to me somehow riding on a plane to South Africa. (Like, literally riding on top of the plane.)

Then I landed, but the landscape looked more like my home state, except there were volcanoes dotting the landscape. Then Jake and I started heading towards a fancy house at the end of a highway.

As we went down the road, everyone started recognizing me as a kid who was slowly transforming into a Lucario who wanted to do a bunch of things before I transformed completely and would become Lucario both in sight and mind. I felt two furry ears on top of my head and found that I had a bluish colored tail. (Curiously, that is actually the premise of a fanfic I've read, except the main character was becoming an Umbreon rather than Lucario.)

Jake and I got to the fancy house which turned out to belong to a guy I know who had moved to South Africa to make some new friends. Jake and I left, and then suddenly my transformation into Lucario was complete, and we engaged in a Super Smash Bros battle with Lucas (Mother 3), the Creepy Animal Crossing Villager, and Mega Man. Jake and I wound up winning, and then I woke up in my bed, but I was still Lucario. I woke up again, and I was normal.

That was interesting…

@Lugia

I don't think so, or maybe I don't remember. It was mostly the users who I talk to the most who sent me hate mail.

I really destroyed the entire website in that dream. Everyone was so mad.

Thinking about it makes me delete spam threads with even more extreme prejudice

@BSOD
I had a dream about 2 years ago where I was driving the most expensive car ever (which belonged to my dad) and fell of a cliff. I got out of the car like nothing happened, but the car was a total mess, and I simply wandered into the woods because of the fear and horrible scolding I would get when I got back home. It feels horrible.
Heehee.

But last night I had a dream somehow involved with Littlest Pet Shop. I was in a street with Sunil (the blue mongoose) and Russel (the hedgehog/porcupine/you name it) and another dude about my size. We were to take revenge on some dudes in a truck for something they did to a white small pterodactyl (which was supposed to be part of the show in my dream). They were 4 guys, and before opening the truck, I put the pterodactyl on top of the truck (don't ask why). The leader got a gun out and pointed it at me, but one of his partners told him to stop, or they could get arrested. He put the gun back, but got a bat instead and tried to hit me. He didn't, but they started the truck and ran off. My anonymous human companion and I started following the truck despite it being about 60MPH. He helped me jump on top of it, and I used my legs to block their vision. Somehow, one of the dudes got on the ceiling too and attacked me with his bat, but I pushed him out of the truck with telekinesis. I saw a small rat on the road, and we ran over it; and I saw the poor thing's body left behind. Anyways, I blocked their vision again and we crashed. But half a second after I saw the truck bail, I was far from it, watching the ambulance and cops doing their job. Then something uninteresting happened about a small family, a pendant and me getting it from a tree.
That escalated quickly.
Well, off to brag to Lopunny about Sunil.

Last night was a little strange, and a little boring.

It started off with me flipping through channels on the tv, I think, and I stopped on Nickelodeon to find that they had some new bumpers involving crossovers of many characters on the channel interacting and stuff. It was like Cartoon Network's "Powerhouse" era of bumpers, except it was all in CGI. When a bumper for Rocko's Modern Life appeared, an episode of it started, and I found myself in the episode.

The episode seemed to involve Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert going to someone's birthday party. Suddenly, someone ruined the party and destroyed the cake, then beat everyone up and left. The police came and we interrogated the suspect's father. When we asked him some questions, he, for some weird reason, turned into a four year old version of the suspect and told us that he was en route to space. We all hopped onto Starship Mario and headed to a galaxy that resembled a level in the upcoming Mario game for Wii U. Rocko and I found the suspect and followed him to a cannon that was in a pipe. Everyone nearby dove in after him, including all of us, and the cannon fired us all towards a gigantic target in the distance. Almost everyone died on contact, but Heffer managed to catch a Power Star that was in the center of the target. Shortly after that, I woke up.

That was kinda boring compared to my last few dreams.

Wow, last night was kinda epic.

It was one of those dreams where you seem to just watch the dream take place rather than take part in it. It started out as an episode of Dexter's Laboratory. Dexter was tightening a bolt on something like he usually did, while Dee Dee was wreaking havoc on Dexter's stuff and breaking things per the norm. Eventually, Dexter finally got fed up with this and grabbed a remote, which was apparently a teleporter. He fired it at Dee Dee, but instead of her going to her room like Dexter had intended, she was transported into the Computer.

Dee Dee was her usual ditzy self and wound up destroying a crucial file which caused the the computer to shut off, trapping her in it. Dexter, as much as he knew that he would have peace and quiet now, knew that Dee Dee couldn't just be trapped in there forever, and he couldn't do much if Computer would not turn on, so Dexter enacted a plan that he would only use in circumstances like this.

Dexter hopped in one of his planes and took off around the globe to find the pieces to the only thing that could repair Computer and save Dee Dee. First, he found a piece in a volcano in Iceland, then another piece buried somewhere in Greece, then he got another from a friend in South America somewhere, and now the final piece was somewhere in Russia. When he got to the little barn that it was in though, he only found Winnie the Pooh and Tigger, who had apparently been drafted into the army(!) as they were dressed like soldiers. They told Dexter that the final piece had been stolen by some bad guy who was going to use it, and the other pieces as well, to power up some Doomsday device that would destroy half the planet. He and his cronies were in San Francisco.

Dexter hurried to that town as fast as he could, and he got help from another guy he knew in locating the bad guy at his hideout on the Bay. After a long battle, which involved hopping across the top of buildings and a swim in the bay, Dexter and his friend won, got the final piece, and destroyed the Doomsday Device. Everyone cheered and hollered, and Dexter was scheduled to get a special medal in front of San Francisco's City Hall almost immediately. Soon everyone was gathered around, (there were many Cartoon Network characters in the audience) and Dexter's friend was about to give him the medal, when suddenly, he snatched the Computer Repairing Device! (Which Dexter was still carrying for some reason.)

Turns out, the guy was the Big Bad all along, an he had orchestrated most of the events of the whole adventure, and the Doomsday Device they had destroyed was a fake. The real one emerged from behind the building. Everyone started to panic, but then the Powerpuff Girls came from out of nowhere and started kicking butt. Buttercup and Bubbles beat the snot out of the Big Bad, and then they all three destroyed the Real Doomsday Device. Dexter took the Computer Repairing Device back from his "friend", who went to jail, but it seemed that everyone was cheering for the Powerpuffs now, so Dexter headed back home as the Narrator announced that, once again, the day was saved, thanks to…THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

That wasn't the end, though, Dexter made it back home and fixed Computer, then got Dee Dee out of it by printing her out through the printer. The episode ended with Dee Dee breaking stuff as usual, but Dexter wasn't as bothered as much as before, because he knew what could happen if he lost his cool, and he told the audience that he didn't want to go through something like THAT again. Then the episode ended with a usual The End card.

I didn't wake up immediately though, I turned the TV off and looked out the window to find that they had built a giant red billboard outside our house for some reason, THEN I woke up.

I sure hope that wasn't too long, but that was a pretty long, but seriously rather epic, dream.

Imagine Cartoon Network doing a crossover like that…

Well, this morning I reached total lucidity once again. It's easier when you sleep after waking up in the morning.
At first I was in my mother's home. I was holding a butterfly knife, and tried to attack a kid with a green shirt, because he was supposed to be the alternate ending boss for Alone in the Dark 2 or something like that. The knife got messed up at some point, but could still be repaired.
I somehow teleported to my father's home, and that's when I realized I was dreaming because of car noise IRL. But I was drifting from the dream because the noise was loud, so I tried spinning around as WikiHow told me. I felt a bit more concentrated, and tried something crazy: Imagining something screaming. It was a typical screamer noise, and it almmost gave me sleep paralysis, but I was still able to move.
After the spinning, I was back in the other home. I tried flying a bit through my house, and then tried to imagine Fluttershy, but it didn't work. Then I heard my baby brother crying, and drifted away once again. This time, in the dream, I was in my bed and went downstairs (still knowing it was a dream) to the kitchen. There was a cat asking my mom for some food, but she didn't pay atention, so I got some dog food and gave it to the cat. Then I got a juice bottle from the fridge, went upstairs again and put it in front of my bed. I imagined waking up again and finding the juice in front of my bed, as dumb as it was.
Then, my mother woke me up and almost gave me a heart attack again.

Last night, I dreamed that I swapped bodies with Grim from Billy and Mandy…man, that didn't end well…

That was really it. I don't remember much more. Low key compared to my last dream. :/

Page gets feel so good.

Yesterday morning I had Spy's Deadringer! If you get hit while wearing it, you become invisible and leave behind a body, thus faking your death.
I was picking on my younger brother, waiting for him to hit me. I readied the watch, and he slapped me. I became invisible, but didn't see the fake body. However, my younger brother was looking at the ground, so maybe the body was invisible to me. Then I got behind him, quit being invisible and nudged him in the head. Then I ran to my room and found my older brother. I did the same, except I scared him at the end.
Nothing feels so good as standing in front of someone without them noticing.