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"And my favorite class is the Spy."

Anytime my opponent ragequits in SC2 is full of lolz for me.
15 minutes in, the guy only had 6 Reapers and I had around 30 Marine/Marauder/Medivac. He decides to move out, but I have the Xel'Naga tower and he's on the low ground. I catch him in transit, +6 Dead Reapers and raegquit

This one time in Mount & Blade: Napoleonic Wars, I started a Warhammer 40k quote-off with the text chat. That was pretty fun.

I was once playing L4D2 Versus on No Mercy (as the infected). Louis got downed right next to the side of the building and Zoey and Francis went down to help (Bill was off being Bill).

Anyway, I respawned as a boomer and dropped down in front of them, hoping to get all three of them covered in bile while they were distracted. Louis (who had just got back up on his feet) decided it would be a good idea to shoot me…
Long story short, I exploded and all three of them stumbled backwards and fell off the edge in a perfect line. Bill hardly had time to react before getting pulled by a smoker. It was one of those things that was so funny that even the losing team had to laugh at it.

I was playing Left 4 Dead 2, and I decided to change my Steam name to Half-Life 3, because I got kinda bored. A couple seconds after I did that, a boomer threw up on me, 20 zombies started attacking me at once, a spitter attacked me, and I died before my teammates could help.

I'm not even kidding.

Wanna hear the ultimate spawn camping story in TF2?

One time on an idle server, my team managed to glitch a teleporter directly into the other teams base. It was a poorly made map that was just built for idlers so it had a hole in the base entrance that a teleporter could slip through

Since this was an idle server and most players were AFK, we got our whole team in there with little resistance. We then proceeded to spawn kill the old fashioned way: as soon as the polygons rendered. Those that were not AFK demanded us to give them a chance to get out of base. I said no. When they asked why, I responded: "Because we are assholes"

And that's how I got a highest point record of over 150 as demoman.

Brought me back to the early days of FPS gaming, back when we didn't have spawn rooms or spawn protection. That's how it was played.

@blargity

Anytime my opponent ragequits in SC2 is full of lolz for me.
15 minutes in, the guy only had 6 Reapers and I had around 30 Marine/Marauder/Medivac. He decides to move out, but I have the Xel’Naga tower and he’s on the low ground. I catch him in transit, +6 Dead Reapers and raegquit

My favorite thing to do in SC2 is pop nydus worms all over the entire map and lead opponents on wild goose chases. Every one makes people paranoid. They don't know if I'm sneaking units past their defenses or expanding. "Did you think my expansion was over there? Nope now it's over here! Wrong, not there either! Now its over here! Oh look, now I have brood lords."

It's surprising how often people don't expect the Nydus.

Let's just say…
Humvee+T99=Humvee being blown the fuck up, flying over the tank, and narrowly squishing my quad bike…

I was playing one on the chamber on bo2 (shitty game i know i was bired) and when it was me and the last guy i ran around for 7 minutes playing: war-wgy cant we be friends. Everbody was laughing their asses off or getting pissed and leaving the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTiW3nS_zyg

In 2006 i was one of 15 winners of a contest from 1up.com that got to play an online match with the Kojima Productions Dev Team on the game Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence (Online Mode).

Myself and 2 other players on my team was doing pretty well, but we had a 4th member that was just screwing around and trying to Team Kill, that player was actually the editor in chief of the 1up.com website, he didn't really know how to play the game.

Theres a video of this match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDFDADz_AEc
Milky was filming the match so the video is from his perspective.

Funniest story in the entire History of World of Warcraft. I wasn't there, but this is a tale for the history books. (yes, it's a bit of a long read)

http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/753144-The-Surprised-Tank

Like 6 years ago I was playing some MMORPG when I experienced a weird bug. Later I told some guy I met in the game about the bug and he asked me: "Did you squish it?"
First I had no idea what he was talking about when I finally realized he thought I was talking about a live bug.

I once gnawed a part of the thumbsticks off of a PS3 controller on Uncharted 3 single player on max difficulty then i played multiplayer. 10 deaths in a row later goodbye 2nd controller.

I have to say, Battlefield has the stupidest and funniest moments I can think of, for example:

Stupidest: There I was, playing on someone's rented server on BF3 (because EA decided that their servers that were really DICE's were bad for once, so they let everyone else rent one of EA's. facepalm.jpg) and I was absolutely owning in one of the Super Hornet jets on Caspian border, taking out tanks where I could and destroying anybody who took off on the enemy team.

However, when I was attacking the other side's helicopter, and then disabled them so they had to either crash or bail out, they crashed and died. The celebrations were short-lived as I was then kicked to their team when they switched teams because they just so happened to be the admins, (I think, I don't know what the hell they were doing) and then when I killed them again in the helicopter the same way, (it was legit, I wasn't spawn killing or anything.) they banned me forever from the server, just because they we getting killed.

:I

Funniest: There are usually so many stupidly funny moments that I forget a lot of them, but one would include shooting down my friend who was in a helicopter on the other team with a simple tank shell, which was pretty cool but then suddenly from that point onwards (after trying it again quite a few times) everybody else started trying the same thing where they could and actually succeeded, so it memeticly spread through the game (as these annoying 'tactics' tend to do) and before you know it, I was the one getting shot out of the sky with a tank shell.

Another funny moment would be related to Operation Shotgu- I mean Metro or maybe even Grand Campar, er, I mean Grand Bazaar, where everyone would nearly destroy the alleyways and spawntrap/camp/kill when they could. Which turns from the funniest to the most annoying pretty quickly depending on which side you are on.

I can outdo you on WoW

Anyone ever hear of Angwe?

He was this guy who camped in a chokepoint between some mid-level Alliance destinations and killed everyone who went through there for a very long time. People wondered if he ever ate, if he ever slept, or worked, or anything. There were entire FAQs written about how to get around this guy.

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Best one:

Recently, me and my cousin went back and played some N64 games, and one of them was Mario Kart 64. We were racing on Toad's Turnpike and I hit him with a shell, and because of that, he went over the course's railing, and when he did, he clipped through the ground and fell into a sunset-like abyss.

We both got a good laugh out of that.

One time when I was playing Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2 my buddy and I were trying to pin each other while going through a shortcut and we ended up both running into the wall, then a cop runs into me from behind at full speed and I get pushed through the wall somehow and fell into the abyss.

I beat someone who played as Meta-Knight on Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

…I beat them with Jigglypuff.

In a TTT session, the only traitor fell to his death in like 3 seconds after the round started

>Be playing Dota 2
>Be Sand King
>Finishes chanelling Ultimate
>Dies
>Sand King's ult still applies even if he dies
>MFW Ultra kill

>Feelsgoodman.gif

There was that one moment of glory. I was playing a Heavy in TF2 and picked up my strange GRU to rank it up. I was running around knowing that I will die most of the time, hitting on any opponent unaware of me. After first few kills i noticed something wrong. I could actually cope to slaughter people. I realised that, when fighting, I can crit people, and when outpowered, run away (and crit them afterwards). I managed to be a second or third mvp several times.
After couple more rounds, everybody was using melee weapons. And that happened on incomprehensible Valve server.
>pic related

I was playing GTA 4 (the first one with online multiplayer I believe), and I was walking down a sidewalk and this dude in a truck tried to run me down. I happened to be running behind a light post when he decided to try and run me over, he hit the light post and it stopped his truck. While he was trying to get out I shot him several times in the face. At the same time he decided to jump out of his truck he also died so his dead body jumped out of the truck. When he died he dropped some money and weapons, I walked over to pick up the loot when the light post that he hit with his car FINALLY fell over right on top of my head and killed me seconds before I touched the loot.

My second and last GTA story. My rival and I were on opposite sides of some sort of onramp, there was barely enough room for two cars to fit. We decided to play chicken. We sped towards each other, but right before collision I jumped out of my car so that my empty car could kill him and I would be safe and happy. I jump out, as soon as I left my car, my car swerved to the right and went right past his car, which was speeding towards my airborne body. His car hit me while I was in mid jump instantly killing me and forever cementing this moment into my brain.

I was in a TF2 CTF match on a Valve server (Because why not?). My team had 1 point, and the enemy team had 2 points. They were 1 point away from winning. I knew I had to do something, so I rushed out to the intelligence room. The intel wasn't there and it was completely void of enemies, so I camped there waiting for the flag to respawn.

After about a minute, an enemy Sniper comes in, carrying the intellegence. He didn't even notice me, he walked right past me without Spy-checking. Of course, he walks past me and I instantly kill him with a trickstab. Of course he was 5 feet away from winning the game. Of course I taunted.

It was a miracle that nobody else came, and even more of a miracle that the respawn times were 20 seconds long. The same sniper came along, not even changing his class. He seemed upset at this point, so he Jarates me, pulling out his overpowered Bushwhacker. It was amazing what happened next: he missed me completely at point-blank range, hitting the wall instead. I try to butterknife him, and I get 40 damage.

This next part is absolutely amazing: Before he can even complete his melee animation, I completely facestab this guy. It was a miracle. I should have died right then, but instead I manage to use the most infuriating part of the Spy in order to save my own life. Nobody at all even tried to get the intellegence. 10 seconds later, it despawned, and our team capped it.

In short, I single-handedly stopped the enemy team from winning the game. You better believe I hassled the sniper every time I got a chance to. Even when I see him now, I completely hassle him.

Best act of douchebaggery ever.

>dota
>meepo
>everyone laughs at me
>gets kills
>won the game
>"meepo op pls nerf"

Also this:

I entered once in a TF2 server, in a really weird and crazy map. It had 20 people in total, trapped in the respawn point with instant respawn. The respawn point was the same for both teams, and you coud attack from the outside to the inside, but in the inside you coudn't attack. I and a pyro of my team (i was medic) managed to escape and made more than 300 deaths and assistances in 15 minutes. I have never found that map again again.

>Joins PL_Barnblitz
>All enemy are huntsman sniper
>All team mates whole bunch of force a nature scoots
>Enemy still win the game
>Me rage quit and play dota 2.

Here's a funny one which is nothing to do with trolling other players.

I was playing Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed recently, and the track was the one inspired by Casino Park from Sonic Heroes.

I set racer to random and got Knuckles…

There were other people using Sonic and Tails (if you've played Sonic Heroes you can probably see where this is going)

When the first player crosses the finish line, the rest are given 30 seconds to finish.

I was in third place and just barely finished. First place was the Sonic player, second place was the Tails player.

Basically, the only ones to finish were the ones controlling the members of Team Sonic. (There was a Shadow player but he was well in the back)

I was playing Black Ops 2, and it was my first time playing Hardcore. In Hardcore mode, you can kill your own team mates, and killing three or more earns you a ban from that particular match.

I decided to be super cool and cook a grenade so that my opponents would not have time to run away from it.

Instead of blowing my enemies to bits and dancing in their rib cages, I got my ass shot and promptly dropped my still-ticking grenade, killing four of my team mates (according to a friend I was playing with who was in the same match) and earning me a boot right out of there.

It was a good day.

Was having a good day, playin' some BO2. Went to a random match, challenging myself to only use a pistol throughout the entire match. Some n00b was camping in a sneaky tight spot, with two ways to get to. Came up behind him, shot him once, then went prone on the floor next to him. Guy turns around, can't see me, then proceeds to sit in the same spot. I kept this up for a while, actually got the final kill cam.

I am now officialy a troll.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

hacker.

Every. single. time.

Also there was that time I was playing Vs Saxton Hale on TF2, map was Steel. Boss was Gangplank and I was one of the boss' minions. We had trouble trying to kill the last man standing. Ninja pyro started taunting us and just like that right after his statement a train hits him. The whole server was roaring with laughter.

I Was playing PAYDAY: The Heist, First World Bank on hard, in the lobby. Shitload of people was requesting "OVERDRILL" (wich is a grinding method that is really fucking cheap) and I always told them NO, they RQ'd. The people who WASN'T requesting it left becuse it was hard. Stupid overdrill scrubs

> Go on TF2
> Turn on laptop's mic
> Go to a random server
> Game finished loading… proceed to play as pyro
> Make sure you have memorized Adele's "Set Fire to the Rain"
> SING IT!
> ????
> PROFIT!

Me and my brother were trying to join the same server on Battlefield 3. I managed to get on, but just as I joined the last spot on the server was taken up by some random newbie, and not my brother. Said newbie swiftly climbed into a tank, put it in reverse and blocked the entrance to the building our team was hiding in. In response to our calls to move out of the way, he asked me, and I quote:

"how do i fired my tank gun"

I answered sarcastically, "Press Alt+F4", and he replied with a curt "ok". Seconds later, his name disappeared from the server list, someone else climbed into his tank and drove it away and my brother was able to join the server.

Best BF3 day ever.

One time when I was playing a group server in L4D2 an admin was playing Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash and tossing a shitload of Molotov Cocktails in the saferoom. More than once were all the players incapacitated.

>Play TF2
>Spy facestabs me
>Registers as backstab
>Spy takes intel
>Team shuns me
>MFW

I think we all know that Teamkilling on BO2 in hardcore search and destroy is absolutely stupid.

But some things like you stated can be quite aggravating or funny depending on the circumstances.

>Play Tf2
>Launch HLDJ
>Equip Spooky Shoes, Spooky Sleeves, White Crafty Hair and Bat Outta Hell
>Rename myself to "SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON"
>Play http://youtu.be/K2rwxs1gH9w over mic
>Use only Bat Outta Hell
>Get pocketed by a medic
>MVP the game

>Mfw:

One time I was playing League of Legends with my 4 friends. I randomlocked Teemo and decided to go on-hit Teemo bot lane, while one of my friends decided to go with solotop Nocturne. Around 15 minutes in, the enemy team all decided to go bottom. We started a fight, 4v5 since Nocturne hadn't arrived yet, and I ripped each of them apart in turn…I got red buff from killing their jungler, and after that they fell over. I had a quadra kill, and was going in to tower dive for the penta. The last one alive, Sona, had less than 200 health. I ignited her, shot her with redbuff AND poison.
And that's when the screen went dark.
My friend who was playing nocturne had ulted max range and taken the last kill.

To make things worse, he claimed that I wasn't going to do enough damage to finish her.
Still haven't gotten a penta as Teemo.
Still mad.

When I still played WoW I sometimes dressed my male orc in a white wedding dress, tiara, and fairy wand. Then I would head to an alliance zone and prance about until someone came along that I could punch to death.

I'm sorry, online? All my good multiplayer stories are from playing roleplaying tabletop games like Dungeons and Dragons.

I know this isn't really a multiplayer game, but it has multiplayer. So when I was younger, I was really good at Forza Motorsport 2, but there was one level that bugged the hell out of me. I played the level 6-9 times and never won, because all the other guys had really high-grade cars. I got so mad that I threw my controller. It hit the ground, then my fireplace, then the ceiling, and landed in my lap. I quit the game and laughed the rest of the day, although the controller's right bumper is broken.

I was playing Club Penguin Game Day with my bro, lost at snowball fight thanks to the stupid CPUs, and threw my remote down at the table.

>One or two years back.
>Playing with two older bros on Halo reach.
>Slayer, on map Hemorrhage and load the Blood Gulch replica one.
>We start playing.
>I decided to get in a ghost.
>My second brother gets in a scorpion tank.
>I do not know where my first bro went.
>My second brother started pursuing me so I went evasive maneuvers dodging his attacks.
>Shooting the tank and I am successfully destroying it, little by little.
>Suddenly my first bro started using a sniper rifle and camp in a cave.
>I am being fired at by a tank and a sniper.
>My second bro is almost dead and is too focused to realize it and he decides to fire at my first brother.
>and my first brother decided to focus on me.
>I just continue attacking the tank.
>I got head shotted.
>Manage to fire just enough plasma in the last second when I got snipped while killing my second brother.
>My second oldest bro's tank is about to explode and manage to get a shot at my camper first bro right before HE EXPLODES AND DIE.
>All three ended up DEAD AT THE SAME TIME.
>All of our faces.

(Tried my best to find something that was a mix between "Holy shit" and "lol" along with clapping and this was the closes)