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Twicat is best cat.

Yes, Twilight. You can be my cat.

In the exalted name of Amanda B, I declare this page a cat thread!

Because the internets need more CAT!

So I got bored.

Basically, the idea is that we use my Rule 63 Ray Gun to turn Blue Screen into a mare, and then take turns with her/him. Also duct tape.

Basically, the idea is that we use my Rule 63 Ray Gun t

Jimmy, the princess wants her toy back

Cat Twilight?

@jimmy
BSoD would look good in a cat collar

I'm just going to assume that everyone hates this, and therefore decided via PMs to not discuss it.

Otherwise, I'll be over here facepalming.

As long as I'd like a Twi thread…
THIS GETS ME EVERY TIME

Holy shit, you're right man. That's just awful, 33 cents for a magazine? Who would pay that much for a magazine when you can get everything you want from a Magazine for free on the internet?

I liked it

I'm sure we would all rather see this

but still much better than this

looks like hub/hasbro is finally getting it right

Is it a bad thing that I searched the background for some cross-eyed kid dressed in grey? Because that was literally the first thing I thought to do.

lol I can't believe I actually watched the whole thing.

Also it looks like we favorited the main article too hard

Don't worry man, I did the same thing. This show has been training us for too long.

first to favorite MLP entry

It's what I did with Equestria Girls. Watched the whole movie mainly looking at the background.

I thought that as well, but if you check the next page after that you can see the "deleted post" (Which is a post made by Doctor Whooves and contains a macro with the word 'cunt' which Vazquez replied toward with his 'top cunt' image) is actually still there at the bottom of the next page

So whatever got deleted, has to be way older than that.

However it's impossible for me to backtrack any further to see what is missing

@Jimmy

Okay stop, that is going too far. It's funny when Blue is a horny slut, but not when he is a victim. You are killing the joke by making a 'literal' rape scene.

And need I remind you that this is not BSOD General. People already spent an entire page on me, now we want to get back to poni.

@Vazquez

BSoD would look good in a cat collar

Please don't influence my curiosity. I can totally give my OC a collar fetish. Platus would love it

@Verbs

I’m just going to assume that everyone hates this, and therefore decided via PMs to not discuss it.
Otherwise, I’ll be over here facepalming.

Yea sorry about that. It's not that we hate it. We were just too busy photoshopping to notice. My reaction is somewhat neutral

@BSoD

So, is everyone ready for Hasbro to announce the winner of the "Best Pony" election that had admitted vote rigging? My shitstorm senses are tingling, especially if Twilicorn wins.

Which side of the inevitable civil war will you choose?

The Twilicorn Liberation Front is always accepting new members. Especially if they're willing to blow themselves up for Our Glorious Adorkable Purple Overlady.

PFFFT.
Fuck off! Twilicorn Liberation Front.
We're the People's Front of Twilicorn!
Twilicorn Liberation Front.
Wankers.
If you want to join the People's Front of Twilicorn, you have to really hate the Royal Sisters.
You do? Oh yeah, how much?
A Lot.
Right, you're in.
From now on you shall be called xTSGx that is called xTSGx.

>Implying Applejack won't win

Do you even bestpony, xTSGx?

@BSoD: I made you an apology cake.

Two rebel factions that have the same principle. This decision is hard for me to make.

And then those two rebel factions will fight, to see which one's personal take they shall unanimously follow, except circumstances will conspire to make it a draw and then they combine it into one clusterf*** of a plan.

…Or something like that.

So for a sudden new topic…

… Anyone have a head canon on how many non villainous changelings there are in Equestria? Most of the evil ones are aligned with Crysy for some reason, so the peaceful ones probably do their thing on thier own with no contact with their own kind, unaware of how many of their own kind are around.

My best guess is there's one or two peaceful changelings trying to fit into each town, not that my guess means anything.

Although, it would probably be easy to spot them, the outgoing ones that always seem to be trying to do anything to be liked and seem "almost too perfect", and some ponies might suspect from all the hard work they put into it that its just an act because they don't want to be alone and don't want to be rejected for showing their true self, which ironically just makes them sympathize with the changeling more; and even more ironically is probably true specifically because they are a changeling.

…

I just made nice changelings seem like woobies didn't i?

Edit: That actually brings up a question… Is it actually possible for a changeling to survive just off of what love passively radiates off of those around them which is harmless to absorb, instead of draining it?

Lunar Protege was all like…

… Anyone have a head canon on how many non villainous changelings there are in Equestria? Most of the evil ones are aligned with Crysy for some reason, so the peaceful ones probably do their thing on thier own with no contact with their own kind, unaware of how many of their own kind are around.

There is only one. He is Vinyl's, and his name is Wubsy. (Which actually reminds me of Wow Wow Wubbzy… anybody remember that show?)

That actually brings up a question… Is it actually possible for a changeling to survive just off of what love passively radiates off of those around them which is harmless to absorb, instead of draining it?

Nah. They probably adapt and eat at McDerpy's like everypony else.

Lunar Protege wrote:

So for a sudden new topic…

… Anyone have a head canon on how many non villainous changelings there are in Equestria? Most of the evil ones are aligned with Crysy for some reason, so the peaceful ones probably do their thing on thier own with no contact with their own kind, unaware of how many of their own kind are around.

There are a bunch of fanfics which explore this topic. I read one where a changeling found itself in Ponyville after another failed attempt at taking Canterlot, and it had taken the image of some dead pony in order to avoid being detected (unfortunately it turned out to be a total Mary Sue). I also tried one where Applejack was always a changeling, and her family had taken her in and raised her as one of their own anyway. I didn't get very far into it though.

My personal headcanon is that there are no good changelings. I've always thought of them as a sort of hivemind, so they're all hopelessly obedient to Chrysalis' will. If she wants something, they'll make sure it's done, no matter the cost to themselves. It fits well with their insect-like characteristics, but it does lead to the question of 'what would they do in the event that Chrysalis was taken out of the picture?'.

Considering that Twilight blowing up half Chrysalis's castle merely incapacitated Chrysalis, then I suspect that anything that could actually take out Chrysalis would also take out the Changelings too.

to be honest, though, I prefer Changlings that aren't a hivemind, regardless of if they are all loyal to Chrysalis or not. I've seen well-written fanfictions where they are not (as a rough guide, if Changelings have to actively drain love like Chrysalis did to Shining Armour, then they support Chrysalis. If fanfics where they can drain naturally-emitted love, they are generally not all evil. ( I read one fanfic where it was discovered that the secret ingredient in Twist's family's confectionary was a super concentrated version of what the Changelings use to store love in that story. ( <a href= "http://www.fimfiction.net/story/30242/nightmare-night-and-nyx"> Here is the story. Bear in mind the author does let his own opinions on the canon episodes show loud and clear- Applejack gets told off for her role in Mare Do Well, for example. ( not seriously- basically, a character asks Applejack why they didn't talk to RD about it, and mentions that some colts and filles ended up heartbroken that Mare- Do- Well was a fiction. It's not actually a plot point, so I personally ignore it.)

@Jimmy

@Derpy Vazquez:

I fucking love this reaction image.

@Derpy Vazquez again:

It's all in the space.

^…If we're having an amnesty about this sort of thing, can I say that after watching a few YouTube videos, I'm concerned that AJ's voice is going to grate on me?

If not, will these pictures make up for saying that?

Hey guys, that official poll by Hasbro about who is best pony. We will know who is best pony tomorrow, because there will be a marathon of the episodes that revolves around the character that won. (I got news of this from a /mlp/ thread)

According to the schedule, four episodes will be airing in tomorrow, the descriptions of each is vague.
But TL;DR:

Ahh the default descriptions of episodes. Sneaky sneaky Hub, it seems even Rarity has a chance to win considering they're only playing 4 episodes in this marathon.

Now I'm saddened….November needs to get here now for the first Rarity episode since 2011!

Prepare your jimmies gentlemen. Here she comes!

Soonish.gif

You know, I don't really care who wins. Although I'd love to see Rainbow Dash, Applejack of Rarity win the most I still think any of the 6 could win and I wouldn't care. Back when I first started watching the show the only ones I really cared for were Twilight, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. Didn't really care for Applejack at first, thought Rarity was the stereotypical "Well you have to hate one of them right?" main character, and Pinkie Pie…..meh, I just thought she was a little too wacky at first (which isn't true, First season Pinkie Pie may as well be Pinkie Pie on prescribed ADHD medicine compared to most of Second Season and all of Third Season Pinkie Pie). But then as I finished the first season the 'Best Pony' threads became a lot harder for me to answer (coincidentally, I watched the first season mainly out of order except for the first two and the last episode. By the time I got to the Gilda episode I finally started to like Pinkie Pie and didn't think she was that annoying anymore….right around the same time Rainbow Dash found that out….weird).

I guess that really says something about the writing for this show where as in my other favorite shows I may dislike or hate some of the main characters. Like in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia they have a pattern where when they write a script one or two of the main characters might be the biggest jerk of the episode so you won't always like the same character in every episode (except for Danny Devito, you can't hate Danny Devito) or in The Walking Dead there are just some main characters that I just could not stand no matter how much they tried to make good (like Andrea or Lori…..fuck Andrea and Lori!!!). But in My Little Pony…..well unless it's Mysterious Mare Do Well (the episode in which I found all the ponies to be quite unbearable with Rainbow Dash turning into Uber Douche and her friends deciding to drive her crazy to teach her a lesson, seriously man what the fuck?!) I love the main characters in every episode and well, I have more reasons for liking them all instead of just saying "I like Fluttershy the best because she's cute" which is true because (you know, unlike episodes that don't focus on focus on her) there's a lot more interesting qualities about her instead of going "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG" all the time.

In the end, I really don't care who wins the Best Pony contest considering they're all tied for first in my Kewl n00by heart…… Except for Twilight Sparkle that fucking cunt, how many dicks did she have to suck to get the writers to make her an Alicorn?!?!?! Oops, lost the happy and turned into rabid Anti-Twilicorn peasant BUT THE HAPPY IS BACK.

TL;DR Instead of potentially crushing these imaginary Ponies feelings I'm just going to cop out and say all ponies are best pony.

I think rarara or dash will win. You all know who I voted for tho.

I can just see what tomorrow is going to be like

(btw even though I gave most of my votes to Twilight, I voted for all the poines. So no matter who wins I can say I voted for the winner)

Hey guys, just found some interesting news…

@Crash
Not only is that fake and very easily debunkable, it's a shit quality shop. I expected more 0/10 I award you no points and may god have mercy upon your soul cunt

what that faggot said \/

@CrashGordon94

A) That tweet is in the wrong font. Bat edit is bad.

B) You can see Oprah's feed right here and see that she tweeted nothing about MLP on the 29th.

Sorry to burst your delightful bubble.

Edit: interestingly, the person being linked in the faked is a voice actress with a Vinyl Scratch avatar. I doubt that she knows Oprah. Also, there is a conversation between her and some bronies that took the hoax for real. She seems rather oblivious.

Now you learned a lesson with Twitter. Don't believe everything you see. It's so easy to fake Twitter statuses as there are plenty of fake ones in the MLP Image Gallery right here, not even that this is so unbelievably fake. The person who edited this obviously put no effort in it as well, look at the text in that tweet and then look at the others, pretty sure Twitter uses one font and that 'Vinyl Scratch' tweet looks like the font I'm typing in right now on the comment box.

Also: Why would they even think of getting Rinachan to voice Vinyl Scratch on the show? I don't know about you but her Vinyl Scratch voice sounds pretty……pretty bad. This is not because I read that thread on 4chan about her (though, I did read it.) I'd seriously question DHX's motives when they attempt to get a 'brony famous celebrity' who isn't even one of the better brony voice actors voice a popular background character. Why not get Dustykat to voice Doctor Whooves? Just my Two Cents on why I fucking hate the fact that this guy tried to make us believe Oprah would comment on a 'brony famous celebrity' (who obviously still falls into the people Oprah probably would never know unless they reached viral fame) being 'her girl' and voicing Vinyl Scratch.

I just had a horrible head canon about the Changelings… Specifically the holes in their bodies…

They have exoskeletons right? If you were to assume they could store some form of energy (sugars or fats usually) then storing it as literal body fat does not go well with the whole hard and inflexible shell thing, as it would press their organs together and they'd probably suffocate or something.

…However… What if they store energy in their exoskeleton itself? With the easiest way to retrieve it completely is to… Well… Bite it off?

So yeah, maybe they are self inflicted, those areas probably grow back after a decent meal.

On another note, with Chrysalis, I can assume that whether love or something else, she gets a lot more food supply than her subjects. As such, her exoskeleton can grow much more… Heck, her hair could almost be made of candy!

…Which would make Chrysalis simultaneously the most healthy changeling… And the closest equivalent to a "fat" changeling there is, though they probably place no social stigma on this.

…

This is stupid.

@Platus

Looks like she's not oblivious now

Good news is that only one person (on that Twitter conversation) seems to have fallen for it and made himself look stupid. So no huge casualties

@Lunar

Actually thats an awesome idea. Cannibal changelings. My taste for grimdark is pleased with this headcanon

As far as best pony being announced and the possible shit-storm goes, it could just be that I'm not someone who gets heated up by ponies or news related to them or the show, but considering I've been in the fandom since 2010, it's amazing that I've never really come across a live shit-storm, I usually only really become aware of them after they've happened and after everyone has noted how ridiculous it was. I see elements of them playing out but it's usually going on in the background whilst I do my own thing.. This gif. is a 100% accurate representation of me during a Brony shit-storm.

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Jimmy Lethal said:

>Implying Applejack will win

Do you even backgroundpony, xTSGx?

Fixed that for ya.

Lunar Protege said:

Anyone have a head canon on how many non villainous changelings there are in Equestria?

If the number of "I was just an innocent changeling until the invasion made everyone paranoid" fanfics is any indication, thousands.

CrashGordon94 said:

If we’re having an amnesty about this sort of thing, can I say that after watching a few YouTube videos, I’m concerned that AJ’s voice is going to grate on me?

>AJ's voice
>Not Pinkie's or Rarity's

Do you even get annoyed?

Don't worry, you won't know true agony until you hear Babs Seed.

@Oprah tweet
I was wondering why everyone on /mlp/ was bitching about Rina-Chan voicing Scratch the other day. I kept on wondering why no sauce was being thrown around. Not even the "I work for a company that outsources the audio" cover that's always popular.

Containment Breach Woooohoooo

That's actually me who tweeted the link to her (the image URL was actually taken directly from the imbedded picture on this thread). After seeing a couple of people congratulate her, I figured that she should know what's going on.

So best pony has been announced……and the winner is….

Kinda not surprised really. The best moment was a commercial break where they had a bunch of kids talking about who they voted for, a lot of them very little, some of the older ones are dressed up, then all of the sudden you see a very nerdy guy saying "I voted for Twilight Sparkle!" needless to say I laughed. Not because it was a grown man voting for a pony, but I was thinking about the reactions from the little girls watching this show thinking "Mommy, why is that man watching My Little Pony?!"

That's false information, pal. That, and I can't really imagine anyone but Nowacking voicing Scratchie. It just doesn't add up to me.

@Cannibal Changelings:

We really should have seen this coming:

Edit: Dammit, Kewln00b, I had that.

I had a feeling Banana Hush would be the winner.