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I have a friend. she is 16, and unfortunately… she is a virgin. she wanted to know what a "male appendage" looked like. so i said, hey! why don't we Google it? so… i did. Google Image Search brought up several thousand results for "Dick". the first one? a picture of Barack Obama. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?!?!?!

I tried to make this a little more politically correct…

Republican trolls. The worst kind.

Unfortunately? I'm disappointed in you, Professor Metallica.

^ Trolling is annoying unless it's against a Scientologist, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I find it hilarious I'm Pretty Sure it wasn't Google…
was it really Necessary to give that backstory to your Post Prof?

You know, it's funny, over here in the UK we're amazed that some us citizens are calling Obama evil for wanting to give millions of people free healthcare!NHS rocks!

unfortunately she's a virgin?

Google Bombs can be funny.

Same thing happened to George Bush when you search "miserable failure" back when he was president.

because without the backstory, people would be saying, "Dude… You Googled "Dick"? What a fag!!!"

Edit: okay, i was fail. sorry for including the backstory, just makin a point.

lock this please. this was a failed attempt at me trying to be funny. i should know, i am obviously not.

And you didn't show her yours because…?

I didn't want to expose her to my awesomeness. besides, i'm dating her sister, so… yeah.

Because OP is Faggot…
just kidding man

Don't worry. I'm used to it.
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Not really. I got suspended from school last week for fighting because somebody called me a fag.
(>.<),,|,

I did it for teh lulz I don't actually think you are one.

Yeah, OP is a pretty cool guy. Eh dates his friend's sister and doesn't afraid of anything.

Hooray! I have been referenced in 2 memes in one thread!
I suppose this thread isn't all the fail that I thought it was. Okay, cancel the lock. I want to keep this going.

Well to be honest, we already had medicare, so yeah…

FGSFDS

@LoboDemon

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Well I like turles.

this thread has been threadjacked in like 15 different directions… first dicks then obama then dicks again then obama again then cactuar… WTF?

I dont see how that has anything to do with turtles, but yeah that is sorta true.

Why not?

Well Got to be honest, obama gets bashed by everything everyday at all times, I am so sick of hearing it, if obama kill a baby, and ate it on the white house I would likely ignore it.

i agree. i had also heard that obama was the antichrist. '_'