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No idea why this strikes me as hilarious, (other than the fact I'm a Texan) but I seriously love this video.

I basically thought I was obliged to share it with you.

1. We have the best memes in Texas

Guess what we have here.
DEVELOPERS!

We also have this asshole.

But hey, we have MICRO$OFT and Nintendo of America.
Reggie: We love to hate you.

And more.

And more.

You have a 110% of winning the lottery in texas.

I love this state bashing goodness, I can't stand Florida.

I almost bought that button…


I would also Like to find a "Welcome to not Chicago sign"

EDIT: The Original Illinois sucks read "Illionoi uck" but I had to replace it…

Illinois looks like a mangled pigs trotter ^

Oddly enough you're not the first to say that…

^Not a gopher, a 13 striped ground squirrel… and a bad team. All of them.

^Ah, what a nice April day up here in Minnesota.

Oklahoma

Welcome to Indiana. We have corn… and the Colts. And…. stuff.

Another thing Indiana has:

By the way, I own one of these:

cant forget what floridas also famous for

Every state is great in my opinion, except for florida, but atleast they wont survive global warming, so no worries.

Al-gore says global warming was a joke, so keep on going.

Oh it's fun to bash your own state.

Ra Ra Utah
Green jello, mormons and road work as far as the eye can see.

actually I haven't had jello in YEARS I don't know why that's a joke. :/
If there's going to be a food joke, it would be about casseroles.
and no, there are no polygamists here.
Some one once asked me if I had horns because I'm mormon. Whats THAT about? :o
It would be cool if we were lizard people though. :D I've heard that one too.

they have YOU there so it can't be all bad…

Go Gwynedd, land of hills!

your argument is invalid, your not a state

awww lanthus. :3 you're so sweet.

I'm not a state. I don't plan to be a state. So who gives a crap if they're American? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone America, or any country for that matter. Countries in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in a country, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

I'd be amazed if anyone gives a rat's ass.

This isn't free. It's a display item.

State?

> Implying that all KYM users are American.

Since Canada doesn't really have any states at all, I'm going for the whole kit and caboodle of which this whole snow-ridden barren wasteland of a country is.

Canadian pride, GO!

/stereotyping

Now let's look at the "Hollywood" side of Canada.

For starters, a whole bunch of famous people came from here, mostly musicians and actors. These include (but are not limited to) Avril Lavigne, Pamela Anderson, Sum 41, Keanu Reeves, Alanis Morisette, Mike Myers, Neil Young, Jim Carrey, and (of course) Celine Dion.

That's the famous side of Canada. Now, the REALISTIC side is very much something else.

When speaking of Canada as a whole, I guess it's pretty safe to say that we are a big bunch of passive, boring, over-trusting, socialist, patriotic, anti-American nitwits. God, it's fun being Canadian.

And here are some more pics:

Jostin, you're forgetting your special forces!

Anyway…

Just snapped this picture as I was walking down the street this morning.

Great day to be caught in a parallel universe.

für das Vaterland!

SPOILERS! We don't win the war; Japan gets nuked.

in b4 cold war no more

@Karnella

there are tons of pligs in Utah, or at least in the southern part.

Also the joke about the horns, well that is because theres some satanic rituals in mormon churchs, you know the two monk hoods, and that is also why its not considered christian.

"During 1991, woman of a generational Mormon family in Texas who had become a Setian (member of Satanist NSA General Michael Aquino's then Temple of Set), informed me that the real Mormon interest in collecting genealogies is that they believe they souls of the dead can be ‘saved’ in a ritual handing them over to Lucifer, if you have their name and certain information about them. She said she had taken part in a secret ritual conducted in a cavern inside the mountain over Salt Lake, where the latest names collected from genealogical research are read and ‘sacrificed’ to Lucifer."

Not trolling, serious.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ety.com/HRP/immages/mormonritual.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ety.com/HRP/mentalhealth/mormonmassacre.htm&usg=__iOfH0KpIu6iGZZr6MHbBEEUuJqU=&h=353&w=475&sz=17&hl=en&start=2&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=V9eAy2w7pN0e-M:&tbnh=96&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmormons%2Bare%2Bsatanist%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26tbs%3Disch:1

See this extremely long link for info.

So utah, is the worse state of all time.

Wa?

All I'm going to say is that I believe what I feel is right. You should let people do what they do. I don't have horns, we aren't polygamists and we ARE christians.
believe what you want…. troll.