NOTE: Please note that this song is satire, so it is meant to be funny and not taken seriously. If you're easily triggered, please leave now. Thank you.
This is a story about a fat woman who is very red
She had red hair and was a classic radical feminist who became viral on the Internet
back in 2013
She kept raging at people who didn't listen at her reading a script about gender
equality
She also has a Tumblr account, and it is called "STFU Everything".
Lu, la, lu, the matriarchy is coming
Lu, la, lu, the patriarchy is falling down
If you don't obey her right now
She will stab you right in the "man thing"
Big Red!
All men are pigs and rapists
Sexism against men doesn't exist
Big Red!
She was the beginning of the SJW (and they suck!)
Big Red!
She is a woman (did you just assume my gender!? triggered)
Big Red!
Being fat is beautiful, while being thin is anorexia.
But things didn't end there since she is immortal
She also has several other allies like Anita Sarkeesian
She is as red as her period blood
And whenever there's a blood moon she will become a very angry beast
Lu, la, lu, I'd rather say "ha ha ha"
Lu, la, lu, there are more than 2 genders
If you don't obey her right now
She will stab you right in the "man thing"
Big Red!
All men are pigs and rapists
Sexism against men doesn't exist
Big Red!
She was the beginning of the SJW (and they suck!)
Big Red!
She is a woman (did you just assume my gender!? triggered)
Big Red!
Being fat is beautiful, while being thin is anorexia.
(guitar solo)
Big Red!
All men are pigs and rapists
Sexism against men doesn't exist
Big Red! (She was the beginning of the SJW (and they suck!))
Big Red! (She is a woman (did you just assume my gender!? triggered))
Big Red! (Being fat is beautiful, while being thin is ano, ano, ano, ano, ano ano ano ano ANO ANO ANO ANO-REXIA!)
Lu, la, lu, the matriarchy is coming
the patriarchy is falling down
If you don't obey her right now
She will stab you right in the "man thing"
Lu, la, lu, I'd rather say "ha ha ha"
there are more than 2 genders
If you don't obey her right now
She will stab you right in the "man thing"
So, this was the story of Big Red from Ontario
She is still raging only on Tumblr
Her army of Feminazis will forever live and create a never-ending saga
Man, no wonder why she never shuts her mouth
She has had been raging all day long
TRIGGERED