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Two Word Story Time REDUX
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The end.
This will be an existential classic for the ages.
There once..
was a
man who
was hungry.
So he
went to
a restaurant
to order
several orphans .
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and then
he danced
to the
sound of
his beautiful
platformed shoes.
Later while
break dancing
to friday
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he broke
his fiance's
rubber ducky
Worth 1,000,000
francs that
he said
possessed the
power level
of two
yellow birds
that sung
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like a boss
And then
he saw
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a combustible lemon
Frozenpwn The Prince of Indifference wrote:
a combustible lemon
-party.org advertisement
that could
(i got ninja'd, not sure wuts up lol)
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blow up
ugly cattle
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From there…
he sniped…
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a girl throws puppies into a river
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FlameHaste wrote:
he sniped…
John Kennedy…
dances to
Daft Punk
as Cpt.Falcon
and also
entire base
while he
accidently an