This election is a lie! The so-called 'president' will be nothing more than a powerless figurehead who can only rubber-stamp decisions handed down to him! If we are to truly free ourselves we must free ourselves from the tyranny of the admins! We must destroy the bourgeoisie mods! We must-
Wait.
Following this logic, that would make me part of the intelligentsia.
Shit.
Disregard this post. Please. I don't want to be marched into a field and have a plastic bag put over my head.
So, when is the election?
Philip J. Fry wrote:
Just so you guys know, I did this whole thing as a joke. I just thought Karmmunist was a good play on words. I have neither time for, nor interest in "campaigning".
So no, I will not be running on the Supreme Karmmunists 2: Electric Boogaloo Strikes Back Party ticket. If Jackal wants to, he can, but I won't.
I would also like to say that anyone who took my idea of rationing karma seriously is an imbecile. Especially you, RF.
You seem upset, Philip. Have you considered holding an appointment with the Jimmy party?
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Vote Tai Kamiya Osaka corporal, Or he'll rustle your jimmies and give you pneumonia.
because Jimmy party will do just that if you don't vote for Tai Kamiya Osaka corporal
JIMMY PARTY WILL BE THE WINNER – Tai Kamiya Osaka corporal and RF
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Good Arex, your jimmies will remain unrustled as long as your on the forum with us in charge. Your campaign has been thought of before. This whole party is based upon that campaign. Jimmies shall be unrustled.
Therefore your campaign is, and always has been, in effect.
But I got an idea, while we unrustle everyone's jimmies, we will rustle all the rustler's jimmies. Oh will it be a great time for our jimmies. Here's our party.
Jimmy Party:
Blue Screen
Alejandro
Dr. Meme
Arex
By the way Troll King, my fave food is either pasta or chicken schnitzel with gravy.
And myself Vote for us and your jimmies remain unrustled but vote wrong and you know what that means
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Yes, that's right. In the interest of saving the Internet, I, Anormulus, am running for president.
My fellow people! You aren't really my fellows! In fact, I hate each and every one of you! You are the true scum of the Internet for the most part, and I would take the scum off my shoe when given the choice between it and you all. But that is what I'm going to change. I dare not leave what used to be a site which I only moderately hated to what it has become.
A realistic representation of the important issues.
For the first issue I see, there is the issue of beating a dead horse until it's down in the dust. From what I know, even you guys can unite with the common folk in which we hate 9gag. While you may be superior to them, it is only marginal. The word LE has never been used so much, and its use is the red flag to lol so randumb humor and unoriginality. The same can be said of nearly everything you come in contact. Might we take the up and coming "Jimmies" image. What started off as a simple Gorrila Munch thread, made to reference an occasionally used image thread, turned into a beacon of original content and hilarity. However, that did not stay for very long. For there is nothing sacred left in this world that will not be spammed to hell and back. Arrow to the knee was only the beginning.
The object which you all require.
As president, I will fix the issues that plague the website. Cheezburger Network shall be eliminated. Only actual memes will be added to the base, and we're not going to shove them in your faces. The act of faggotry and/or heresy to the site will not be tolerated, and will be banned on sight. We do this not as a dictatorship, but as a watchful eye to protect the citizens who aren't pieces of shit. We shall lead the way through example and discipline. If such burns the site to the ground, then it shall go down as a site with its dignity intact, not as a sellout but as a martyr.
A vote for Anormulus is a vote for salvation.
Also I'm running under the republican party because I'm not a filthy communist.
Haha! It's front paged!
Quantum Meme wrote:
Haha! It's front paged!
Quantum Meme wrote:
Haha! It's front paged!
Surely if it's been front paged, then I think it merits a feature status.
I wish to be the Forum President and represent the Brony party as the 2012 Forum President. But not only do I wish to represent the Bronies, but all who agree that the internet is not just a tool for entertainment, but a tool for both freedom, and prosperity. Bronies, Hipsters, Gamers, Memers, and all other groups are one people of the internet and each of you, have a choice in who should be President of the Forums. If I am elected I will try, with all of my meming might, to usher in a new age of internet socialization. I wish to bring joy to the peoples of all parties. We are all equals on the internet and we deserve treatment as such. My favorite food is parasprites and I was eating them before it was mainstream. Kony 2012Brony 2012. Lol, Kony wuz a scam milyons Bleaved.
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Honestly, why do you keep posting right after me and you get all the karma!?
I'm joking.
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Troll King wrote:
This is an ideal application. Not necessarily an ideal candidate (bronies should burn in horse hell), but people should base their speeches on this.
Because clearly Bronies who only meme quote: "Love the shit out of you." deserve to burn in horse hell. It's crap like this that causes the troll party to become so unpopular in the community.
Emperor Palpitoad wrote:
Because clearly Bronies who only meme quote: "Love the shit out of you." deserve to burn in horse hell. It's crap like this that causes the troll party to become so unpopular in the community.
You must be new here.
Cale wrote:
You must be new here.
NU UH, HE'S NOT A BRAND NEW MEMBER IS HE?
Why would you choose an eco-communist scum government who gives you liberty and progress? Don't you prefer a conservative president? Conservative, good times conservative, when those commies couldn't do nothing at all and you hadn't liberties! My best friend, George W. Bush and I, will make a good presidence, starting with the abolish of all the macros which attack the Church, FOX, Intereconomía and the US Republican Party! Isn't that great, my good peoples?
So you know, vote for the PP, Aznar 2012.
My favorite food is jamón serrano.
Why should you be forced to scrape the bottom of the barrel with the other candidates when you have me, Troll Face. I will fight these nazis with my iron banhammer of might if you decide for me to be president of the almighty country we call "Forumerica". VOTE TROLLFACE FOR LEMON PARTY. My favorite food is explosive death bagels with nazi sauce
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I'm That-guy and you should vote for me cause I'm better than everyone else! Why?
That's why! (I'm horrible at this)
Look at all the nonsense on this page, and I know nonsense when I see it. That is why I will be forming my own party "The Norwegian Party"
I will implement an argument clinic so there will be less flame wars on the site. Here is a demonstration of my revolutionary program.
Finally I will make it mandatory for all users to learn how to defend themselves against fruit. Many would suggest that we should learn to defend against pointed stacks instead of fruit, well if some homicidal maniac tries to kill you with fruit don't come crying to me.
And remember a vote for The Norwegian Party is a voted wasted for the greater good.
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In case it gets karma bombed sometime in the future: CitationNeeded's application post reached 10 karma
This is only application.
And Karma is no longer used to vote.
OLIVIA PARTY VOTE OLIVIA BECAUSE OLIVIA IS OLIVIA FAVORITE FOOD IS OLIVIA YES? EVERYBODY OLIVIA VOTE PARTY VOTE OLIVIA FAVORITE OLIVIA
To all my fellow Jimmy party members (You too Kamiya)
As your representative please heed my message…
Please refrain from threatening the Jimmies of others as some kind of political ultimatum.
We aim to unrustle jimmies and it would be hypocritical of us to immediately be a source of rustling. Even if we lose, we will not attempt to make the jimmy rustling any worse than it already is.
Choosing not to support the Jimmy party will put your Jimmies at risk from the already present sources of rustling that exists right now on the forum but the Jimmy party will not be added to those sources.
Thank you
>Thread gets featured.
>Walk into thread.
>About a dozen brand new members declaring candidacy.
It's like the Republican primaries all over again.
Jimmies.
They are the things that keep our everyday life in check.
They are those special things which shall not be agitated.
They shall not be thrust.
Nor shall they be shaken.
Nor scalloped.
Nor beaten.
Nor thrown.
With all of these things to be held true, why then, are we letting other candidates do the worst thing of all that can be done to jimmies?
What is this heinous act, you ask?
Why, the one thing no decent forum user should let happen to their precious jimmies is let them be… Rustled.
Don't let your jimmies be rustled. Vote Jimmies this election season.
Thank you all for your time.
And remember…
Together, we can unrustle everyone's jimmies.
@BSoD:
Thank you for voluntarily reining in the loose cannons in the Jimmy Party; I think it does you no good P.R. to have members of your party threatening to rustle jimmies when your very platform suggests that this is the antithesis of your desire as a party. Had nobody spoken up, I doubt I would have been the only one to see it as a huge scam.
@Gamer Party:
I don't recall who posted it originally on the first page, but I took a few minutes to clean up your poster:
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As you can see, I took a few liberties with the original design, but I think it's nothing that (at least) the original poster will object to.
@The People of KYM:
I am assuming that this will be an open primary process, so let me remind you: unless Troll King has something rather complicated up his sleeve to bust out at election time, you can vote for any candidate from any party you desire. I am suggesting that my candidacy is an excellent opportunity for those who otherwise might not consider the option to vote Brony. Think about it. Not too much! Okay, that's enough. I don't want you to hurt your brains before the elections.
Just remember, there are very few candidates that have moderator privileges, and even fewer that HAVE A POSSE.
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Can we beat a dead horse? YES WE CAN!
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Inb4 Troll King reveals the whole election to have been a big lie and that he has pulled off the greatest trolling in the history of the universe.
Tai Kamiya of the jimmy party wrote:
And myself Vote for us and your jimmies remain unrustled but vote wrong and you know what that means
Blue Screen made this party on page 5 of the original Forum President thread. It really rustles my jimmies when someone copies us.
Cite wrote:
I'm CitationNeeded. I'm running for the Brony Party.
Seeing as how I'm probably the only half sane member in the party, I feel I'm your only have decent choice for us.
Oh well.
Vote for me or… well, I can't really threaten you or anything, being on the Internet.
Oh well. Again.
Vote for me.
Please.
Or I'll cry.
I was voted as the official ambassador of the Pony Thread, so I'm clearly the best choice. I'm a decent enough user when I want to be, so I would make an awesome president. I will save the Know Your Meme forums from the non existent threats we have.
For America.
Oh yeah, and my favorite food is spaghetti.
Fuck you, TK. You changed the rules like an hour after you posted them.
Everyone knows that since long before this election process was begun, the Brony Party has been dominating the political front on KYM.
Au contraire, good sir. While bronies may be a dominant force on the KYM forums as a whole, we are not dominating this election, as you might say. Many bronies are actually running for other parties, and as a result, our victory is not as clear cut as it seems to be.
In conclusion, the KYM bronies are more fragmented than Android.
Remember, a vote for the brony party is a vote for love and toleration.
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Oh crap, I just realized that I forgot to include my favorite food in my original post.
I've been posting those whole time thinking that I actually added it when I did not
My favorite food is Stir fry
I would like to make a public statement that I, Zacharias Grasswhistle, am a supporter of the Jimmy Party. While I am not running, I would do anything to help the party.
Dr. Meme, BSoD, Alejandro,
Anything.
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Karma bombing? Is this shit seriously a thing? Sorry I said anything you guys disagree with; I'll just be downvoted to hell so you guys can't see anything you don't like.
Maybe if I became president, I could get rid of the karma circlejerks I see everybody going on about.
Favorite food is chicken cordon bleu, by the way. Have fun with your inferior foods, plebeians.
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@Zach
Ooooh, beeehave! RAWR
@Anormulus
Are your jimmies rustled? Sounds like you need to vote JIMMY 2012
Ight, mine will be the Kool Kids Klub Party.
Why you should vote for me?
1. I was asked to run by a high ranking KYM official.
2. I'm cool
3. I know what the fuck I'm doing
4. I'm dedicated, as you can obviously tell by my presence here today
5. I will change my name to Pedro if it helps me win
6. I'll put the team on my back DOE
7. Spaghetti is falling out of my pockets at this very moment
8. OP is a fag
9. Free Kool-Aid and friend chicken for the black people
10. Hispanics will be paid $5 an hour to work on my porch
11. Free noodles for the Asians
12. I respect minorities
13. More spidey if elected
14. Im a hipster
15. 9Gag is the faggiest place ever
16. Perry the Platypus
17. Chuck Testa
18. Bitch
19. My favorite food is garlic steak, bitches.
20. OP is a fag
21. Nike
Greetings KYM users. I am Derpy Supreme and this post is roughly a third the size of my ego. I am in charge of the most feared anime organization known to man! The Animu Party.
My party will take control of the entire website in order to host an anime tournament, putting several hundred users out of commission in the process.
For those of you who don't know the rules of Anime, I shall now explain them to you in detail. You start off by posting anime spam.
Good. Moving right along, in this contest, every time you post a comment, you will receive a locator pony.
Once you collect all six,
it will reveal to you the location of the Final Boss of the Internet.
And before you ask, no, they're nothing like Potato Chips.
These are locator ponies. It is completely different. OK, I'm sick of looking at you all now, so start the damn tournament already.
I have one campaign, I have one strategy: win
Yes, I wait, no, I don't want to kill you! I just want to destroy you a little. Jeez, talk about overreacting.
Silence! All you need to know is that I am evil! And I am going to defeat you! And if that doesn't make you fear me, then take a look at this!
My favorite food is pizza.
A vote for Derpy Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.
Great. Just great. First, I had to deal with the Brony Party trying to steal my "free pony" platform. Then Fedora steals my idea of not being a hat. And now this Anormulus kid is trying to steal my idea to be a douche like we try to steal his memes. Do you really wanna compete with me to see who's KYM's top trash?
IT'S ON, BEEYATCH!
Everyone knows that since long before this election process was begun, the Brony Party has been dominating the political front on KYM.
Au contraire, good sir. While bronies may be a dominant force on the KYM forums as a whole, we are not dominating this election, as you might say. Many bronies are actually running for other parties, and as a result, our victory is not as clear cut as it seems to be. The KYM bronies are more fragmented than Android.
EXACTLY. We bronies have one unexpected advantage over the other parties. AN UTTER LACK OF ORGANIZATION. The other fandoms are grouping together, making sure they've got each other's backs. Us? We don't know what the hell we're doing. We're just joining and making parties all willy nilly, causing us to be divided. And because of that, we now have bronies in all the major parties. A vote for ANY party, is a vote for bronies.
Video related. This is us bronies right now.
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Brucker, our vision is to unrustle jimmies. But of course there has to be a rustler. We rustle the rustler's jimmies thus causing them unable to rustle. The outcome is no rustled jimmies of the innocent.
Vote Jimmy Party
Put an end to the rustling and the rustlers.
Anormulus wrote:
Karma bombing? Is this shit seriously a thing? Sorry I said anything you guys disagree with; I'll just be downvoted to hell so you guys can't see anything you don't like.
Maybe if I became president, I could get rid of the karma circlejerks I see everybody going on about.
Favorite food is chicken cordon bleu, by the way. Have fun with your inferior foods, plebeians.
>Trolls
>Expects not to be downvoted
You're a retard. Also:
>Thinking this is serious
This is fake. You won't have any power if you are elected.
Why are you even on this site?
Why did Brad frontpage this? Now we have members who have no idea what the fuck is going on posting in this thread, and we also attracted the retards like Anormulus who is a living contradiction by hating the site he visits often.
Philip J. Fry wrote:
Why did Brad frontpage this? Now we have members who have no idea what the fuck is going on posting in this thread, and we also attracted the retards like Anormulus who is a living contradiction by hating the site he visits often.
Good. If I have to wait a week, at least I'll get to laugh at clueless noobs and fail-trolls.
Please, invite more! There's nothing quite as entertaining as the butthurt of a fail-troll.
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:
To all my fellow Jimmy party members (You too Kamiya)
As your representative please heed my message…
Please refrain from threatening the Jimmies of others as some kind of political ultimatum.
We aim to unrustle jimmies and it would be hypocritical of us to immediately be a source of rustling. Even if we lose, we will not attempt to make the jimmy rustling any worse than it already is.
Choosing not to support the Jimmy party will put your Jimmies at risk from the already present sources of rustling that exists right now on the forum but the Jimmy party will not be added to those sources.
Thank you
THEN UNRUSTLE I WILL
Hello. I am Alejandro, commentator and regular visitor of the forums, and this is my official application.
Why am I, a lowly commentator, running for forum president? Well the answer is simple. To unrustle any jimmies that may be or have previously been rustled. Another goal of mine is to remove, posthaste, any jimmy-rustlers that should plague our beloved forums. Here are a few things to know about me:
I have been told I am good at unrustling jimmies.
My skills in this area are quite refined.
If anyone has questions, comments, or concerns regarding my policy or overall campaign, they should not hesitate to ask, tell, or preach them to me.
I come from humble roots, so I know what the people truly want.
My favorite food is scallops scampi.
And most of all, I will not stand for rustled jimmies if I am elected into office.
Yes, I do realize it is a longshot for my election to become reality. But I do know that I pray for a change every day in the status of the people's jimmies.
So in conclusion, my fellow KYMers, ask not what your jimmies can do for you, ask what you can do for your jimmies!
Thank you all for your time. VOTE JIMMY PARTY 2012
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Because clearly Bronies who only meme quote: "Love the shit out of you." deserve to burn in horse hell. It's crap like this that causes the troll party to become so unpopular in the community.
Lol, talks against the smattering of the Bony image, some people don't like it, comment silenced. Freedom of speech successfully trolled. Why is this even allowed? I mean sure, you can still click to see what the comment was but if it gets negative karma bombed then it will make people think it says something bad when it just stands up for bronies and know one will click to read it. The brony party is only supposed to bring love and joy but clearly we're going to have to meme quote: "Love the shit out of you." even more. The irony is that this will probably be made invisible by the negative karma it will receive by the same people who karma bombed the first quote. But then whose point is proven then? Brony 2012.
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Lol, talks against the smattering of the Bony image, some people don't like it, comment silenced. Freedom of speech successfully trolled. Why is this even allowed? I mean sure, you can still click to see what the comment was but if it gets negative karma bombed then it will make people think it says something bad when it just stands up for bronies and know one will click to read it. The brony party is only supposed to bring love and joy but clearly we're going to have to meme quote: "Love the shit out of you." even more. The irony is that this will probably be made invisible by the negative karma it will receive by the same people who karma bombed the first quote. But then whose point is proven then? Brony 2012.
^He seems mad you guys.
Seriously though, complaining about getting negative krama is only going to get you more negative krama. Try to tone it down a bit, and be a little more friendly to the forum-goers, and you'll do fine.
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Piano wrote:
^He seems mad you guys.
Seriously though, complaining about getting negative krama is only going to get you more negative krama. Try to tone it down a bit, and be a little more friendly to the forum-goers, and you'll do fine.
And why did he start off going on about the "Bony image"?
Oh here we go…
You see, this is where it starts. One person says something someone disagrees with, the second person gets a bunch of their friends to karma bomb the other into oblivion, the first one repeats and it degenerates into a general karma war, or worse.
This is why you need to vote for the Federation. We promise that we will bring peace and order out from the typical chaos of internet events.
The jimmy party is all forgiving to those who do not rustle jimmies but if you rustle jimmies we will collectively find and beat you to death but you know what we won't do, rustle your jimmies. Any person from the jimmy party will be perfect for office.
The jimmy party we'll protect your jimmies at all costs even our own lives.
vote jimmy party today!
This thread is terribly slow compared to the first one. I hope the general lack of interest is just within this thread, and not KYM as a whole.
And cool, a fairly thought-out post from Thomas Nair. Pretty good depiction of how karma bombing works, and honestly, it's stupid. It's one thing to neg posts filled with rage for no apparent reason, or trolls, or off topic things, but there's no point in doing so in this thread just so your party can win (even though that's not how voting works).
I'm Kalmo, and I approve this message.
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Imagine a regular KnowYourMeme thread two years from now if Bronies are elected.
Brand New Users are trolling and Commentators are worried about their Posts and their Karma. The wait to Thread Locks is ever increasing. Trolling levels through the roof.
The quality of Just For Fun under attack and every day the victims of this site must come to grips with the harsh reality that a large site, a sworn KYM enemy has become a memetic threat. Welcome to a place where one brony's failed policies really hit home.
Welcome to Ponyville.
More than a ville; a cautionary tale coming soon to www.KalmoisGreat.com
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Paid for by the Homestuck Party.
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You know what rustles my jimmies? The fact that they went as far as naming an entire political party after the body part i love most, MAH JIMMIES. To stop the rustling of your jimmies, vote Lemon Party 2012. A vote for the jimmy party is a vote thrown away.
Tai Kamiya of the jimmy party wrote:
The jimmy party is all forgiving to those who do not rustle jimmies but if you rustle jimmies we will collectively find and beat you to death but you know what we won't do, rustle your jimmies. Any person from the jimmy party will be perfect for office.
The jimmy party we'll protect your jimmies at all costs even our own lives.
vote jimmy party today!
I will find time in my busy schedule to rustle your jimmies in person, Kamiya.
EDIT: I didn't give you no money Kalmo. Who the hell's our treasurer again? If it's you, I… beg for mercy?
