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Basically, how this game works, if you haven't played this before, is that one user inserts an item, and the next user makes the vending machine spit out an item itself. For example:

User 1: I Insert literally a bucket of semen.

User 2: You receive a cum-stained fursuit. I put in a Steamroller.

I put in a human skull with a bunch of bottle caps inside it.

You receive a skeleton that is about to pop a cap in yo ass!

I insert Cheeto.

you get a terrible meme/in-joke

i insert furri pr0n

you get a copy of playboy with fur on it.

I insert advice from a wise old black man.

You receive advice from a wise old white man.

I insert a MeeM.

You get Pootis

I insert an ogre titan from Titanfall

You get a robotic onion.

I insert an enigma, wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside a riddle.

I get an answer.

I insert a magical wand.

You get a ordinary stick that was once a magic wand.

I insert a demon.

you get a god.

I insert a dartboard.

You get a monkey.
I insert Cancer.

you get AIDS.

I insert Natsuru.

You get Ann Hiro

I insert a pie

You get a pi symbol in a paper.
Insert an apple.

You get a half a worm in it. Eww…
I insert an original copy of Final Fantasy VII in mint condition.

You get A brand new, mint condition copy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure vol. 4, still in shrinkwrap.

I insert the Shipping Thread.

You get fan fiction.

I insert Reiner Braun.

You get spoilers.

I insert expectations.

You get a bucket full of ruined hopes.

I insert a meat bicycle.

You get a Fruit Unicycle

I insert one energon credit.

You get Monster: Energy Drink, and a bunch of money.

I insert water and a Charmander.

You get a normal salamander

I put in a broken boomerang.

You get a stick

I put in nani

You get sore. In the butt.
I put in a picture of a Mandelbrot fractal.

You get a can of LSD spiked lemonade.
I insert an atheist.

You get a fedora.
I insert a goat

You get 200,000 copies of Battletoads.
I put in Stout Shako

You get a Battletoads Game… weird

I INSERT KYM!

You get a gay orgy
I insert the D

You get a B.
I insert an overused meme.

You get a forced meme.
I insert a cup of pudding.

you get a wall of text reading "GIGA PUDDI".

I insert 42 rings

you get a high-ass hedgehog

i insert a kebab

You get a skewer.

I insert a penny.

You get a penny's worth of RAM.

I insert a pound. (As in, the value of 100 pennies)

You get an American dollar.

I insert /b/

The vending machine explodes as you overload its circuits with the randomness that board generates. You lose, you get NOTHING! Good day, sir!

…I replace the vending machine and insert the currency that is useless to me I received from the last insertion

You get YouTube

I insert Hamon

You get ZA WARUDO'd. But you get to keep the steamroller afterwards.

I insert 2000 knives

You get a time controlling maid who launches said 2000 knives at you.

I insert a vampire.

You get Gungnir… How does this even work?

I insert Mjolnir

You get Death's scythe

I insert a werewolf.

You get nothing, but Thor flying from behind and hit you in the butt.
I insert a pair of high hells heels

You get a sex change.
I insert a finger box.

A pizza vending machine! They made a pizza vending machine? THEY HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE ONE OF THE GREEATEST ITALIAN FOODS CRAFTED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE??
NOO!! NOO!! THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!! THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!!

You missed the point of the thread, hypercat. You get a pizza from the vending machine.

I insert an image of the Kong of Dong.

You get

I insert layers

You get onions.

I insert love.

You get three men in a car bobbing their heads back and forth.

I insert my dick. Seriously.

You get René Descartes.

I insert a Triceratops. Don't ask.