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[NSFW] The object on your left is a dildo that you MUST use.
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A piece of paper.
I think I get off easy
The Master Sword…
Oh Din Dammit…
A hat…… well, shit.
An external hard drive.
Really glad I didn't buy the 1.5 TB model now.
A memory foam pillow. That won't be too painful…
A blanket.
Get it up there now whores.
A small fork. Good thing I ate at my computer, else I would have to use a wall, a whole house even. Also nobody defined which end I had to use. Phew.
My bean bag chair.
Good god…
A PS3 controller…
Well, I can use it as a vibrator as well, I guess…
A glass mason jar.
life is pain.
A mouse pad… fuck.
A Halo 3 Collector's Edition tin case. I'm gonna need some lube.
There's a couple things to my left; a round coaster, a 200 page book, and a large printer.
A 2 liter bottle of Pepsi…
this
also IN4B: some one has an actual dildo to their left
My glasses. I may be anally bleeding for a few weeks but DAMN IT I will cum with these glasses!
Akira on Blu-ray, eh?
I ain't even mad.
A dildo.
My brother's FunLoom thing
… That's not gonna be easy to get out :s
I'm not sure what I can do with a wall.
Last edited Apr 21, 2014 at 03:19PM EDT
Um…it's either my comforter, my headboard, or some books. This could get awkward.
A guitar.
My body is reggie.
My bedroom door…….Eh, I've had worse.
a digitizer pen,
or the 3DS charging station….
A bookshelf. I'm sure that will fit.
A Wiimote. That ain't too bad.
A sandwich. I think I know how this is going to end…..
Last edited Apr 21, 2014 at 04:37PM EDT
Laud "The Bear Jew" Piestrings wrote:
A PS3 controller…
Well, I can use it as a vibrator as well, I guess…
Make a mission on inFAMOUS 2 and spawn a bunch of Titans.
Anyway, I got a water bottle. At least it's an appropriate shape.
An eraser.
..How the hell is that gonna work?
EspurrStarite wrote:
An eraser.
..How the hell is that gonna work?
Tie some string around it, lube it up, put it up there.
As an added benefit, it'll clean up any old pencil drawings in your butt. Useful if you want a blank canvas to work on.
A jug of sweet tea.
Not sure how I feel about this.
Last edited Apr 21, 2014 at 07:22PM EDT
My telescope.
Is.. is this a win or a lose? I'm not sure.
Last edited Apr 21, 2014 at 07:42PM EDT
A coat hanger made of wire.
I… No.
Last edited Apr 21, 2014 at 08:20PM EDT
A knife.
My bedroom wall.
…This is going to be difficult.
scotch tape.
My 10" fan…
How am I going to fit this?
A bottle of perfume.
Oh great a table
The left ear of my headphones.
A pack of cigarettes.
Can I put 'em in one at a time?
>writes essay
>surfs KYM with phone while writing essay
>right handed
Fuck.
A dildo.
Oh boy, a TV
And it's THIS tv:
A 25" Panasonic CRT TV.
It's 80cm wide, 50cm tall and 50cm in-depth (with tube) and weighs 60kg…
An alarm clock.
An Ikea desk.
This is going to be interesting.
A pile of clothes… If i'll use them one by one, that's ok.
A webcam. Looks like I'm about to get up close and personal with the NSA…