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Once upon a time,

There was a very similar thread.

and fun wasÄnt allowed.

The end.

…But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Legend became Myth, and some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.

But then The Evil Goat-tan Queen stood there, Preparing her army of Battletoads.

Which in response, summons Super Robo Jesus' army into the battlefield as a counter to Goat-tan's forces.

However, the Cheeto Republic sent forces to aid Goat-tan's army.

Unfortunately it was nap time for the reinforcements.

As the KYM Pilgrims watch, Writing what they have seen.

Thankfully, a ragtag group of anons have been charging the LOIC.

It wasn't until A T-rex came out of nowhere and went on a rampage in a near by town.

That specific T-Rex's name was Rick Ross.

He was mad because Half Life 3 won't be confirmed, and Gabe Newell happens to live in said rampaged town.

Who grew up in the state of South Carolina…

But that State got attacked by the armies of Emporer of OP

Thankfully, the state was protected by the Autobots, let by Optimus Prime.

But… The Decepticons wanted SC for themselves, and an army of them came to take it from the autobots, led by none other than Megatron himself accompanied by his "loyal" lackey Starscream.

Starscream, annoying Megatron on the verge of insanity…

As Megatron saw the KYM Pilgrims, he Commanded a action that will scar the Pilgrims forever.

At exactly 3:28, he delivered his titan-sized…

…nuclear scrotum into the sun.

After that, all the pilgrims cried so hard, a river was formed.

And near that River was a Pirate, A pirate wishing to be kings of the comments or something

He sailed through the river exiting at the Grand Line for his Quest to become the King of Comments. His name was… thegreato.

thegreato knew what he was looking for was impossible to find.

But he Marched on to Find the Impossible

On his way there he met a group of people to help him on his journey.

Which happened to be whats left of the Autobot forces protecting the state couple comments ago.

One of them was a bunny, the other was a blue horse.

His closest friends, Ben Roethlisberger and Jake from State Farm, bearer of the mighty katana, and bearer of Huge Deals, helped "make a few shortcuts" to the way of comment king.

Which proved the pen was indeed mightier than the sword, GEICO, "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance."

When suddenly, a wild rattata appeared!

The Rattata ate the stupid Green lizard.

BUT THEN JOHN FREEMAN DISCOVERED..

THAT MEERKATS ACTUALLY LIVE IN AFRICA, NOT IN RUSSIA

After learning this fact, thegreato and the blue horse simultaneously exploded ovaries.

And suddenly, the group is attacked by the evil forces of Ganon!

So Link goes to retrieve his sword, but finds it missing because…

His sword is in another castle.

Which then thegreato and his crew retrieve the sword before link.

But they can't use the sword, as its blade has become dull with the passage of time. In order to restore it they must…

Piss on it then cover it in bacon…

They proceeded to do the following and used master ores to strengthen the master sword as well.

As well as several mushrooms to increase the size of the master sword.

then the fire nation decided to reforge it to take back the story

The fire nation leader guy remembered a day just like this from his childhood…(flashback time)

But then he forgot about it.

so he ate bacon