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His ChildHood Was Bacon…
And that bacon was crispy
Powerful enough to create a paradox in the established timelines.
Last edited Apr 25, 2014 at 08:45PM EDT
The Anons have fully charged the LOIC and are now searching for a target.
And that Target was… thgreato
But Greato Had Skills That can beat the anons, He then Did…
…and he ventured into Reddit…
Only to regret it.
And then went to the Tumblr to check his privilage.
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Then he settle down and erected a Ask The Unknown Dude Tumblr page.
Which didn't go very far, but Optimus Prime…
Had been struck by the LOIC's devastating rays.
and corrupted by the combination of insanity, porn, & the other dirges of 4chan
The corruption inside Optimus then causes the Matrix of Leadership to launch out of Prime's chest, and lands into the hands of…
Last edited Apr 26, 2014 at 07:40PM EDT
Zombie Billy Mays
With this power Zombie Billy Mays became…
CONVOY ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS PRIME.
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!!!!
A HUGE TORNADO OF COW SHIT DEVASTATED THE LAND OF CHOCOLATEVILLE AND COLLECTIVELY INJECTED ALL WHO BEHELD ITS BEAUTY WITH NANOMACHINES, SON!
But it was an illusion casted by gandalf the cyan colored wizard hobo.
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Then the main character gets scalped by the antagonist
Until thegreato summoned the almighty
PINGAS
Who gave thegreato..
A dragonstone from dragontales
turned all the dragons into all the people on KYM and gave them the urge to ship each other in funny, perverted ways.
However, only 7 users were unaffected by the stone, and they were…
Gaben the Troll
Random Man
Harshwhinny
Rukario
Jesus of New York
LezHuarez
and the glorious unusedusername
…And thegreato of course, after all he is the main protagonist of this story right? … anyways continuing the story…
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These 8 decided to hatch a plan to take over the internet.
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His team of 7 came encountered the obnoxious swag lord and was saved by the mysterious…
Red solo cup which then
Spilled orange juice on the swag Lord's precious diamondback shirt
Therfore summoning his minion Prince or Princess Marth to
Reclaim his rightful rule to command his massive army of internet trolls
They stormed the castle only to be confronted by
Unca Dolan and his almighty army of
GOOBIES WITH LIGHTSABERS
Who were playing card games on…
..motorbike fueled by doritos…
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with planes fueled by goat poop….
On that day, humanity received a grim reminder.
Certain galleries on KYM were still locked
And BNMs were spamming entries like no one on this site has ever seen.
But the mighty Unusedusername summoned the legendary Cheeto God.
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Who wiped Cheeto residue on their shirts
As part of their tribal instincts.
Though the goobies were scared, they attacked our heroes with the great and powerful Walrus Cannon.
she watched her home world from high earth orbit, being engulfed in a fiery walrus.