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The Walrus empire was rising.

Children were running.

But one child stood at his computer, whose name was…..

CHRISTIAN. WESTON. CHANDLER.

He realized a walrus would be the only living thing to ever find him attractive, and…

Threw him in the pit of slightly uncomfortable pillows.

WalrusBoy screamed at the top of his lungs when he saw…

DJ Sir-Soundwave do the one thing WalrusBoy dreaded the most…

Thegreato himself

And so Dj and Greato did each other.

Then WalrusBoy dropped his cup of water just to get in the Soundwave/thegreato action, so then…

WalrusBoy backstabbed soundwave

Sir Soundwave didn't flinch thanks to his metallic robot body, but he did shut off after WalrusBoy flicked his On/Off switch.

WalrusBoy, disgusted by the stench of Chris Chan's room, skedaddled the fuck out of there.

jace who was away came to see his friends but they are all preoccupied with shipping themselves seeing the autobot being corrupted once more he decided that he will hunt down shadman who's drawings may have corrupted the autobot

Jace and friends went away to find Shadman and kill him. Along the way they stumbled upon…

The matrix of leadership (so that's what happened after Zombie Maze's ownership), Jace personally handed the matrix to the now uncorrupted autobot who's name was…

Captain Marvelous

Who then changed to Marvelus Prime with the matrix in his possession.

They had made their way to Shadman's base.

So they bought a pizza.

The pizza was aggressive

they ate the pizza, but somehow it didn't taste like a pizza should, it tasted like…

Goat-Tan! Shadman had taken over the Goat Empire!

So the cheeto forces came out of nowhere and..

Burned down the church of Deadpool.

And then, Master Trollanort, along with Gaben the Troll and Solidus Snake, proceeded to annihilate the entire cheeto forces with a giant Metal Gear Ray…

..but somehow blasted themselves to Equestria.

They figured they needed a new ally. JustinRPG

…who was the unfortunate offspring of Chris-chan and a walrus.

WalrusBoy sent JustinRPG and Chris Chan to the battlefield and…

…they played chess the whole time with the enemy.

it was a fierce battle, he lost; and paid the ultimate penalty.

A instant decapitation and a $50 fine.

Which somehow was all his life savings.

So after their raid, our Heroes got Battleblocks Theater and…

Soundwave told WalrusBoy,

WalrusBoy rejected the offer in favor for thegreato; that rejection had triggered Soundwave's memory chips, reviling his true goal…

…killing the near-immortal being called Justin Bieber.

And then the army of fricking fricks appeared out of thin air. More than 5000 fricks were assembled to assasinate Soundwave.

It was then Edward Elric woke up.

and then he almost raped the entire planet, and by rape I mean the feminist kind of rape where he literally only got near a girl and talked.

And the entire planet turned into a plant with the face of SammyClassicSonicFan.

and he was TALLER

But in reality

It was me, Jojo!

Meanwhile, in canada…

Ronnie James Dio fought the meme Dio.

In an all out STANDO POWAH BATTLE

Suddenly a dragon appears!