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How did it get to this, where are you, and how are you going to escape this spaghetti massacre?

Do nothing as I love being single.

Ask m'lady to join me in the ceremony of mom's spaghetti.

>tfw no anal fisting all night long

how? i probably ate too much mexican food

where? hopefully not somewhere intimate. maybe a restaurant would be better than at home? at least he wouldn't be able to smell that shit (lol)

escape? there is no escape

How?

i dunno lol

Where?

Not outside of a place with a bathroom, I hope.

Escape?

To the toilet.

Plot twist: She's into coprofilia, and we have the best night ever.

This happened because I ate a radioactive burrito, I'm on a yacht, and I won't try to escape the spaghetti, I will fight it!

Fuck her right in the pussy.

HOW? I thought I was gonna fart… but I didn't. ;_;
WHERE? Underneath the full moon, just before we kiss.
ESCAPE? I accept my fate, and float on the spaghetti to wherever it takes me.

Go with the flow, for my EUPHORIA shall be my deliverer! !

How: the Non-'Murican burgers went right through me
Where: at muh house watching AMC
Escape: call muh 'Murican Bald Eagle down to save us